Jesus had groupies - /pol/ (#509396275) [Archived: 553 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: FQkJZL88United States
7/3/2025, 3:38:16 PM No.509396275
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Mary Madeline was Jesus' closest disciple. Modern Christian orthodoxy condemns sexual relationships outside of marriage, but the relationship between Jesus and Mary defies this. They're closeness shows the true beauty of the union between a man and woman. Consensual sex is something that should be celebrated, not condemned. Celibacy denies the beauty of God's design. It is virtuous to have sex.
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Anonymous ID: ZY+AbGg2United States
7/3/2025, 3:39:49 PM No.509396361
>>509396275 (OP)
>>>/x/
Or even
>>>/his/
But semitic mythology isn't political on its own, at least try to tie it to some kind of modern-day issue. /pol/ isn't the place to discuss it otherwise.
Anonymous ID: 6riYy/IgUnited States
7/3/2025, 3:40:23 PM No.509396406
Go home, rabbi
Anonymous ID: RWuZ/GGHItaly
7/3/2025, 3:47:04 PM No.509396809
>>509396275 (OP)
>Modern Christian orthodoxy condemns sexual relationships outside of marriage, >relationship between Jesus and Mary defies this

I lost the part where jesus was cheating on her.
Anonymous ID: kYT/VwDLUnited States
7/3/2025, 3:58:04 PM No.509397458
Jesus
Jesus
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>>509396275 (OP)
Modern Christians can not imagine their god having a sexuality, Mary Magdaline could very well been his lover, and just as Jesus was about to be arrested a young naked boy ran away from Jesus and modern westernized Christians put that out of their mind because they can't stand the thought that Jesus might have been a bisexual that liked femboys

In westernized Christianity Jesus is forever a virgin without a sexuality
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Anonymous ID: qnYEIW5WFrance
7/3/2025, 3:59:21 PM No.509397538
>>509397458
>just as Jesus was about to be arrested a young naked boy ran away from Jesus
QRD?
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Anonymous ID: kYT/VwDLUnited States
7/3/2025, 4:00:31 PM No.509397612
>>509397458
If Jesus looked like that I would totally have sex with him,
Anonymous ID: GE3lIhCnItaly
7/3/2025, 4:00:57 PM No.509397629
Demons manifesting. Did your demon molest you tonight?
Anonymous ID: LO5qxEWHUnited States
7/3/2025, 4:02:59 PM No.509397743
>>509397538
>QRD?
Romans appear to arrest Jesus at Gethesemane and an individual who was with him (possibly Mark) takes off his linen and runs away.
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Anonymous ID: nIFAHOWLCanada
7/3/2025, 4:03:27 PM No.509397766
Jesus
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>>509396275 (OP)
My homeboy Jesus fucks pussy big style on the regular. FACT.
Anonymous ID: Rk4SACfaUnited States
7/3/2025, 4:03:40 PM No.509397780
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>>509396275 (OP)
why would the romans brand him the king of jews if he wasn't a jew? it just doesn't make sense
Anonymous ID: qnYEIW5WFrance
7/3/2025, 4:04:23 PM No.509397818
>>509397743
>the gospel was written by a fag
Explains a lot really
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Anonymous ID: LO5qxEWHUnited States
7/3/2025, 4:04:38 PM No.509397837
>>509397538
>>509397743
More specifically, the passages are written as if a Roman soldier grabbed him and he lost his linen cloth in the struggle to (successfully) get away
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Anonymous ID: GE3lIhCnItaly
7/3/2025, 4:05:44 PM No.509397892
>>509397837
which is how normally people dressed at the time, are you retarded anon? You think they wore jeans?
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Anonymous ID: ubfBqObUCanada
7/3/2025, 4:05:51 PM No.509397898
>>509396275 (OP)
>jewbook schizobabble
Fuck off chigger
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Anonymous ID: LO5qxEWHUnited States
7/3/2025, 4:06:11 PM No.509397913
>>509397818
Unsurprising you feel that way, la grenouillen since you probably hear and adhere to Islamic prayer calls several times a day.
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Anonymous ID: pfzlUReICanada
7/3/2025, 4:06:23 PM No.509397925
>>509396275 (OP)
Jesus is God. Why would he need a wife?
Anonymous ID: LO5qxEWHUnited States
7/3/2025, 4:07:27 PM No.509397988
>>509397892
>which is how normally people dressed at the time, are you retarded anon? You think they wore jeans?
How did you draw this statement from what I said? Guy was wearing a linen cloth (normal). Lost it in the struggle. Ran away.
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Anonymous ID: ubfBqObUCanada
7/3/2025, 4:07:39 PM No.509398002
>>509397913
>you're ____ boogeyman if you don't accept my jew worship death cult
fuck off retard.
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Anonymous ID: LO5qxEWHUnited States
7/3/2025, 4:08:27 PM No.509398052
>>509398002
And thus enters the jeet
Anonymous ID: kYT/VwDLUnited States
7/3/2025, 4:09:15 PM No.509398099
>>509397538
Mark 14:51-52

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_fugitive
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Anonymous ID: 8bbtJbQ6Germany
7/3/2025, 4:10:18 PM No.509398170
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>antichrists garbage thead
Anonymous ID: pfzlUReICanada
7/3/2025, 4:11:13 PM No.509398228
>>509397988
I thought linen was burial cloth. Could mean he might have been risen from the grave?
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Anonymous ID: LO5qxEWHUnited States
7/3/2025, 4:11:30 PM No.509398252
>>509398099
>Mark 14:51-52
50 adds important information.
Anonymous ID: LO5qxEWHUnited States
7/3/2025, 4:12:54 PM No.509398369
>>509398228
Burial linens were specific in color and textile and had their own special name. Think shroud of Turin for burial linen.
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Anonymous ID: GE3lIhCnItaly
7/3/2025, 4:12:59 PM No.509398374
>>509397988
modern faggots use this passage in mark to justify their faggotry because they don't understand what was seen normal at the time. You just aren't one of them.
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Anonymous ID: 2MBoQhXFUnited States
7/3/2025, 4:13:03 PM No.509398378
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Jew worshippers are so pathetic
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Anonymous ID: LO5qxEWHUnited States
7/3/2025, 4:13:49 PM No.509398425
>>509398374
>modern faggots use this passage in mark to justify their faggotry
Yeah we call those protestants.
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Anonymous ID: T+QusbhzUnited States
7/3/2025, 4:14:19 PM No.509398459
>>509396275 (OP)
>I'm a mentally ill pervert, so everyone else must be too
Anonymous ID: GE3lIhCnItaly
7/3/2025, 4:15:57 PM No.509398674
>>509398378
all cultures sacrified animals, and some even people. Since the second temple was destroyed by God and they don't have sacerdotal priests that can validly sacrifice they made up this practice of the chicken, this is why we mock them for it.
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Anonymous ID: 2MBoQhXFUnited States
7/3/2025, 4:16:28 PM No.509398715
>>509398674
I mock all abrahamists and the concept of "sin"
Anonymous ID: kYT/VwDLUnited States
7/3/2025, 4:16:32 PM No.509398722
>>509397898
All gods are mythologies
All holy books are fictional

Despite god being a mythology and the bible being a fiction there are some metaphorical truths depicted in the bible
Anonymous Canada
7/3/2025, 4:17:38 PM No.509398796
>>509398369
Thanks bro
Anonymous Italy
7/3/2025, 4:19:18 PM No.509398890
>>509398425
>Simon Peter, when he heard that it was the Lord, girt his coat about him, (for he was naked,) and cast himself into the sea.
John 21:7
Male nudity was normal at the time, they just wore a single coat, like the greeks.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:19:19 PM No.509398892
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