I read your comments, one particular anon told me to wear a Jewish necklace so the doctor things I’m part of the tribe and that’s what I’m doing

Why not SMILE RELEX isn't it safer?

>>509404424 (OP)
just relax it will be fine, your stressing for nothing as usual.

You can't wear jewelry during eye surgery

>>509404424 (OP)
FUCKING KEK THAT IS A GOOD PIECE OF ADVICE ESPECIALLY IN NEW YORK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA I GOTTA TRY THAT

>>509404424 (OP)
>wear a Jewish necklace so the doctor things I’m part of the tribe
That is a really good idea

I got Lasik and it's pretty nice anon. You have nothing to worry about.
The only downside is sometimes my eyes get a little dry, but it's well worth not having to deal with glasses.
The most unexpected side effect is I can also now see how scummy the inside of my shower is so I am motivated to keep it clean.

>>509404497
No, they said this is a more precise machine that burns less of the cornea. They said way better and less chance of complications. I paid 1000 bucks more

>>509404424 (OP)
Good luck blind anon. Just make sure you take the jew satan necklace and not the sonnenrad one. I'm sure it'll be fine.

>>509404424 (OP)
Have fun dilating

>>509404900
>Cut a flap vs. not cutting a flap
>Burns less
hmm

>>509404424 (OP)
>old me to wear a Jewish necklace so the doctor things I’m part of the tribe
this is genius

dont anon your life after 40 gonna be shitty. just look all the "doctors" telling you to get a lasik STILL wear glasses, their wives and kids STILL wear glasses

>>509404424 (OP)
How can you read if YOU HAVE NO EYES?

>>509404424 (OP)
>to wear a Jewish necklace so the doctor things I’m part of the tribe and that’s what I’m doing
That could backfire, is your doctor jewish?

Ask for a Valium. They usually have it and will offer on request only.

>>509405255
Older folks use readers for farsightedness, which happens naturally with age. Lasik is for nearsightedness. IMO it's much better to be able to see at a distance clearly and only need readers when you're old for up-close stuff, than be stuck seeing everything past a few feet as a blur and then needing bifocals when you get older anyways.

>>509404424 (OP)
I’ve known two people who had lasik and both are fine. No glasses required. Hope you downloaded some podcasts and have some music to listen to handy. You’re not watching shit for awhile.

Don't do it. This is a dangerous operation.

The last thing he sees is the jewish star
Well played anon

>>509405651
>both are fine
The long term consequences are unknown. Why burn your fucking eyes with laser?

>>509404424 (OP)
Good luck, you'll be fine!

>>509405683

>>509405607
you are a lasik salesman

seek mental help you retarded faggot

>>509405733
Because glasses are fucking annoying, especially if you have a really strong prescription. It is ultimately a cosmetic choice that is up to OP.

>>509405936
No, I am a software developer who had some really thick fucking glasses I didn't want to deal with anymore. If I was a lasik salesman I wouldn't have even mentioned the dry eye thing at all.

>>509405683
>Doesn't want the goyim to be more accurate with his rifle
I see you, Moshe

>>509405733
Well it’s been about ten years for one and over that for the other, and they’re still fine. Think any issues would have cropped up by now. For both I think it was aesthetic. One looks normal, the other has Milhouse eyes from a life of wearing glasses.

>>509404424 (OP)
>getting lasik
Kek what a fucking retard. There is a reason you see nearly every Optometrist wearing glasses.

>>509404424 (OP)
>Inb4 Dr. Göring does the procedure
Also i jeard quite a few times lasik and similar does shortterm improvement but worsens it after a few years heavily

>>509404424 (OP)
Good luck anon everything will be fine I’m excited for you to see clearly again and for the rain to be gone

>>509404424 (OP)

eye sight is one of the things you can restore simply by being outside - all you pathetic niggers spend all day inside looking at screens so you don't even know this is possible. You gotta stop wearing glasses too.

>>509404424 (OP)
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me... Honestly I won't be happy until I have cybernetic replacements. The unfortunate trade off is they'll probably be Chinese. So I'll still be blind, but at least I'll look stylish.

>>509404424 (OP)
shades of Americans wearing Canada flags when they travel outside the USA

PRK is better. I’ve had both. Wish I had done PRK in both eyes.

>>509404424 (OP)
should do one eye at a time in case they fuck up both your eyes

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6494939/Meteorologist-11-killed-complications-Lasik-eye-surgery.html

>>509404424 (OP)
I was thinking about getting it but I spent most of time reading or starting at a screen and I was told that it might make your eyes dry during these activities so I refrained for now. Also the eye doctors who support it always wear glasses themselves which is dodgy. Can anyone advise?

>>509404424 (OP)
>wears Jewish necklace
>gets Arab surgeon

>>509404424 (OP)
It's the fastest surgery in the world. They'll be done in like 2 minutes. Just make sure not to move and keep your eyes focused on the little red dot while they're lasin.

>>509406886
>Also the eye doctors who support it always wear glasses themselves which is dodgy

>>509406364
Necause they disnt learn about eye muscle training?

>>509406099
>ugly dog fallacy
not fooling anyone here

>>509406527
Also eye muscle excercises and one of thoses "glasses" that are just a bunch of tiny holes. Buddy of mine went from -7 to where he now can watch tv and can read even some of the writing on the screen from 4-5m away. Only in a few months too

I took my grandfather to his laser beam eye surgery and the nurse was nice. She was also a middle aged 9.5 with a massive round ass.

>>509406886
no way

>>509407505
Really? ChatGPT and all professionals tells me it's impossible and a scam and nothing to do with eye muscles

>>509407658
The professionals making money of eyesight issues? Chatgpt trained on jewish data?
Either my best friend lied for years about his shortsightedness, is really good at pretending to see, or it works in at least some cases. From (-?)7 to anout 2 (shortsightedness)

I hope bee anons surgery went well

>>509406707
How’s the Canadian peso doing these days?

>>509407938
Do you know which exercises he did exactly? And how long each day? I wanna try it out

>>509404424 (OP)
>New thread theme song
https://youtu.be/V83JR2IoI8k?si

>>509404424 (OP)
You'll be fine as long as your doctor does a good job. If they dont they will fuck your eyes up and you'll be worse off than if you didn't get the surgery

>>509405607
>than be stuck seeing everything past a few feet as a blur
Glasses etc. Allows for dysgenics. Glasses wearers are subhumans who would die in the wild. Only can exist because of technology . Dysgenic

>>509407524
Was she white?

>>509404424 (OP)
Don’t get LASIK, unless it’s PRK like I got. PRK burns it all down and leaves no flap.
LASIK never full heals its why the military only accepts PRK. Fucking captcha.

>>509404424 (OP)
The problem is it shaves your eyeball or some shit with the laser. After a couple years you need to do it again. After that you run into the fact that the laser has shaved all your cornea and you cannot get the surgery and have whatever complications come with that

I heard your chances of cornea detachment increase after getting lasik.

>>509408462
Yup. People who get eye surgery have eyesight problems for the rest of their lives. Like dry eyes or they need reading glasses.

It's better off to just accept your nearsightness and just wear glasses. It's what all professionals do anyway, even the doctors doing your eyes.

>>509408125
Moving eyes up and down, left and right doing both, holding each as long as you can and as far as you can, and moving quickly one side to the other back and forth. Also those "glasses" i mentioned and quitting normal glasses/contacts completely as those basically makebit so your eyes dont need to use the muscles to focus, which undoes the training. He did say he had his eyes hurting as well as his head in general, so should be prepared for that.

>>509408895
but if he takes his glasses or contacts out at -7 he's literally blind and can see anything in front of him how would he train them? Wouldnt it make more sense to go down in strength little by little? Like every 3 months go down -0.25 or whatever

>>509404900
>I paid 1000 bucks more
Checks flag
>Muh FREE healthcare!
Baka
>Pajeetbot9k has burned op's corneas clear out of his asshole.

>>509404424 (OP)
>I read your comments, one particular anon told me to wear a Jewish necklace so the doctor things I’m part of the tribe and that’s what I’m doing
>flag
Doctor that will operate you will be from Pakistan, so he will fuck your eyesight forever.
Anyway, if you won't wear jewish necklace, it will end probably in the same way.