What's the best way to lie on my resume to get a job?

>>509410021 (OP)
lying on your resume doesn't work pootel

>>509410120
Hard disagree. My entire career is based on lying on my resume when I was first starting out.
>>509410021 (OP)
Make up a bunch of certifications that sound like they apply to your chosen field. Better yet, just claim real certifications. No one actually verifies those are real.
90 percent of jobs can be learned in a week with hands on training. Just have something on your resume that sets you apart from others and catches the employers eye. Once you have a foot in the door, fake it till you make it.

>>509410021 (OP)
aplications must be sexless and photoless
My 8/10 wife that sucks ass at her proffesion is having red carpet for here wherever she goes.
Im not a cuck she works from home but still nobody hires her cause she is good but cause she is good enough and retards think she would drop my thick greasy uncut orthodox cock for money

>>509410021 (OP)
This is the one case where AI is useful.

Take your baseline resume and the description of the job you want to apply to. Ask the AI to do an ATS version of your resume that aligns with the job description. Do this dozens of times for different/similar positions until you get a response.

Other than that, entry level positions are essentially gone, but those job descriptions are still wish lists.

Alternatively, I’ve heard of anons saying they have certs that they don’t and then working to get those certs if they get the job/learning on the go.