>A Pennsylvania man has been arrested for falsely calling ICE on his legal Mexican neighbors.

>The man was indicted after local police found a post made on the 4chan message board detailing his plan to get his neighbors deported.

>”It’s really messed up that he would do something like that. We have been nothing but kind to him.” Says Eduardo Webb, the father of the falsely accused family.

>Comedian and critical race theorist Bill Burr has this to say: “When I was a kid growing up in Beantown, there were people from all over the world in my neighborhood. Hitting 50 I would never believe someone would do such a thing as try to get their neighbor deported for being from another country.”

>Legendary skateboarder and hockey enforcer Mike Vallely also had some words for the man: “If that guy ever tried to call ICE at my skatepark, I would use my fists to melt his face like ice.”

>>509412575 (OP)
Fresh meat for da cell block

>>509412575 (OP)
lmao this is exactly how i imagine poltards irl

>>509412575 (OP)
based vallelyposter

>>509412575 (OP)
>Shebogan
Lol

>>509412659
In 2006. At a HIM concert. He was there with Bam and Ryan and his family doing autographs at the concert. He was literally intimidated by me being 6'6". A literal manlet scared of a guy nearly a foot taller than him. Even the security was kinda afraid of me being big, stature and bulky. (I played football and worked out post high-school, 1st year college) He kinda had an attitude with me being tall. So I told him to fuck off, I was there with a cousin and friend getting an autograph and paid for VIP at the concert. He literally came up to me. Looking right up, said he would kick my ass. I told him, you want me to kick your ass? I would bop you on the head and that would be it. So he was about to bitch-cry to the security right? So he said, okay. I'll give you one time to hit me. If you knock me down to the ground. I'll apologize to you and your friends and family and leave you be. I said, you sure? He said, of course. So, I reared back my arm and fist and punched him in the forehead, he goes down, 2 of the security guards escort me out, my cousin and his friend got to stay, but he was crying like a bitch being hit in the head. They were about to call the cops on me. So I left

>>509412575 (OP)
picrel is a jew that got caught fucking a baby years ago. if reality is reality, you don't have to lie about it so it's safe to say that nobody is calling ICE on their neighbors. ICE isn't deporting anyone either (10% of biden's 2024 total and 50% of the year is gone, uh oh)

face it, they lie to you because they know you don't have it in you to kill anyone.

>>509412575 (OP)
Chriss Penn is dead retard

>>509412575 (OP)
The picrel is funny but is in fact a meme picrel and the story is fake and gay so this is all disappointingly untrue

>>509412795
Came here to post this, Anon quality sure has fallen off a cliff.

Fake I’ve seen this picture and it’s not what OP said. Once again jews think meme-ing is lying with illustrations

This is Anthony Zingale who was arrested for attempted rape of someone's wife.

>>509412795
Yeah, that pic has been around for years

Any source?

>>509412795
>groidper talking points
nicks gay lil bro

>>509412575 (OP)
This is fake.

>>509412575 (OP)
In 2017, I fucked Mike Vallely on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot".

I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him.

After about 20 minutes of railing Mike’s boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist.

That was the first and last time I fucked Mike Vallely on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less.

>>509413055
yeah
>There was this dude he hung out with in Cky called "Mike Vallely", and he was the douchiest blowhard I've ever seen.

>He was a 5'8" balding manlet who looked like he hit the gym maybe twice a week to do only chest and arms, and he would get super aggro over nothing in order to look like the "tough one" of the crew; which isn't really much of an accomplishment, because the bar isn't set very high in the first place. His accomplishments included scattering 4 timid teenagers by flailing his arms like a windmill, and shoving a middle-aged mall cop away while the security guard was just trying to do his job.

>He also had a brief stint as a hockey enforcer, where presumably his appreciation for violence might serve some sort of purpose, but then, to absolutely NO ONE'S surprise, the MOMENT he had to fight someone as strong, or stronger than him, who was equally as fond of violence as he was, he got his shit pushed in regularly. Never won a single fucking hockey fight in his life and was CONSTANTLY getting thrown to the ice.

>The guy was the definition of coked up blowhard.

>Mike Vallely, ladies and gentlemen. A possible contender for "faggiest skater in all of existence". Possibly faggier than even Bam Margera himself

>>509412575 (OP)
Did somebody screencap the post, or was it just some faggot /b/tard?

>>509413178
Here's the article for his actual crime. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3621878/Teen-sobs-mugshot-arrest-drunkenly-trying-sexually-assault-man-s-wife-knife-point-party-exposing-waist-down.html

>>509412575 (OP)
nice source faggot

>>509412575 (OP)
This mugshot again?

>>509412992
she said he wanted to fuck their newborn. that part was swept under the rug becuase zingale was a jew and they said he was a white guy who wanted to rape the mother, which again, she said IN COURT was never the case.

>>509413117
That's not a source

>>509413114
>>509413117
>>509413480
I met Mike V in 2000 when Millz opened up and he was such a fucking stuck up insufferable asshole to all the locals. He just skated by himself because he was a too cool for school tuff guy while Hawk and Reynolds were engaging the locals and signing autographs and taking pictures. Mike V pretty much talked to nobody other than the pros he toured with. He gathered everyone around the bathtub bowl because he was going to tail drop or caveman from the pedestrian bridge above into the bowl and pussied out wasting like a half hour of peoples time. I heard he went back the next day and did it but i'm still very skeptical. Watching Hawk skate the big boy full pipe section was life changing, though.
He's so pathetic he can't even make money for himself, he has to get his daughter to do everything for him

>>509412575 (OP)
>Sheboygan County
>NOT in Pennsylvania
>no other story on this published
OP is the only tard here

>>509413448
This information was (((Suppressed))). I could tell he was Jewish by phenotype alone.

>>509413557
The machine is broken

>>509412575 (OP)
>fake news

>>509413836
>I once met that manlet bitch at a CKY concert in Pennsylvania. I was there as a VIP with my baby cousin in 2006.

>He literally acted like he was head honcho of the VIP room when Bam Margera was also there signing autographs.

>I literally towered over him and even the security bouncers in the VIP room. Mikey boy looked so terrified,

>you could smell the fear piss from him. He approached me and said. "DAMN GUY, YOU ARE FUCKING TALL!"

>I replied with, "Thanks man. You a VIP pass person to see Bam and CKY too?" He got angered and replied with,

>"BRO! DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM?!" Me, "A fan I assume. Is there a problem?"

>Feeling humiliated and angered, he said, "I'M MIKE MOTHERFUCKING VALLELY, YOU TALL ASS BITCH!"

>To which I replied back, "Oh, my bad. I didn't know you were with them, being so short and all."

>He then got even more pissed. The security was about to throw me and my baby cousin out, til Mike insisted,

>"Throw one punch at me, big guy! I think you're a big pussy!" I then said, looking at Bam and the security"

>Do I hit him or what?" Bam, nodded, "Sure dude!" Security, not a word from 3 of them. So, I then said,

>"No hard feelings then." I punched him so hard, he hit the table hard, falling over.

>The security grabbed my arm and told me to leave. Mike could be heard crying like a bitch.

>"HE FUCKING HIT ME!!! UHHHHH!!!!" And then we left. No charges either.

>I even heard Bam calling him a pussy too on the way out, then laughing. Best day ever.

>My baby cousin was upset that we paid over $150 in VIP to see Bam and the CKY band,

>but it was worth punching a manlet guy that was 1 foot smaller than me, being at 6'8" Or to you yanks using the metric system. 2.07 Meters.

>>509412575 (OP)
kek

>>509412575 (OP)
This whole post is AI generated.

>>509412575 (OP)
>>509412626
This sounds fake and gay

>>509413836
have you never been in a Vallely thread?

>>509412575 (OP)
>Sheboy
Kek

>>509412795
Turnaways are not deportations faggot. We can all see the raids ICE and CBP are doing.Kill yourself you disingenuous kike. The internet ruined your little pilpul tactic. We see through it. Nice try though. Shalom bitch.

>>509412575 (OP)
Gay and faggot shit. Go elsewhere with your AIDS

>>509413740
he was a member of the local synagogue and had fucked with people before, every time he got shitfaced he got rapey and he told her he was gonna kill her and fuck the baby in court. it's why she didn't get raped, she actually was willing to defend the baby and die (halfway decent normal woman) but women never fight back when they're just getting raped, it's a fantasy and the sympathy they get in the west for letting themselves get raped is worth the 30 seconds of "misery" they've thought about their whole life

>>509413274
>>509412575 (OP)
Lmao op is a faggot.

>>509412575 (OP)
I'll wager many a /pol/ tard calls ICE daily. Lol

Based Anon Saves Neighborhood from Cartel Scum
BREAKING: Turns out the "legal Mexican neighbors" were actually running a fentanyl ring out of their basement.

Local PD just confirmed the family was tied to the Sinaloa Cartel, smuggling drugs through their "landscaping business."

OP’s anonymous ICE tip led to a massive bust—DEA found 200lbs of meth, $500k in cash, and a ledger full of local distributors.

Eduardo Webb (the "father" quoted in the original article) is now facing life in prison. His last words? "I just wanted a better life for my family." Yeah, by poisoning American kids.

Bill Burr suddenly silent. Where’s the woke stand-up routine now, Billy Boy?

Mike Vallely seen high-fiving cops at the scene. "Guess I don’t have to melt anyone’s face today. Justice served."

OP getting a $50k reward from Crime Stoppers. Meanwhile, /pol/ wins again.

Moral of the story? Trust your instincts. The "innocent immigrant" narrative is a lie 90% of the time. Stay vigilant, anons.

Kek, imagine being the journalist who wrote the original hit piece. Copium overdose in 3… 2… 1…

Media already scrubbing the story. "Family values activist" was their headline yesterday. Now? "Tragic misunderstanding fuels xenophobia."

DEA should just hire /pol/tards at this point. We do their job for free.

>>509412795
>>509412924
This proves no one actually reads full posts or are ultra summer / newfags.

>>509414534
kek

>>509414232
blah blah blah, reality is nobody is getting deported and you got suckered into being a bitch because you're too fucking non-white and stupid but mostly chickenshit to stand on your own two fucking feet. you can't mentally handle being the ONLY one with an opinion even if it's the right opinion, you're just like every faggot liberal who had rather be wrong with everyone else than ostracized for being right. you were broken years ago and you know it deep down inside but just like a tranny you've made it your personality and can't change now under any circumstance
trump isn't getting rid of illegals, he isn't building a wall, he isn't draining anything that isn't jewish cock in his mouth and he isn't getting hillary
you got fucked over just like all the biden faggots who were gonna get their student loans erased. they lie to you because they know you're a pussy and will NEVER do anything about it.

>>509412575 (OP)
Dayumn!

look at him crying like a bitch! that should have been YOU

and you fuckers talk about doing shit that would get you fucked in the ass harder

>>509414534
dude we know who this guy is, he's a jewish baby raper-wannabe according to court testimony, has nothing to do with immigrants or ICE lol, you got suckered into believing bullshit.

>>509414454
>other contingent
>>surrounded by frijoles

That's why you only call ICE on the ones you know are illegal. What's wrong with some people?

>>509414584
canadian flags are always chinks and you're too fucking dumb to put out quality propaganda. go eat a dog and rape a cat or whatever you fucks do on thursdays.

>>509412575 (OP)
fake and gay
that mugshot is some guy arrested for attempted rape
https://www.fox6now.com/news/grafton-man-accused-of-threatening-woman-with-knife-for-sex

>>509412830
Kek. I couldn't stand that faggots "acting" (((style))). At least his brother is talented, a kike shill, but still talented.
True Romance is one of the best movies ever made.

>>509414792
Why would you call ICE on them when you can go visit them at home with a few of the boys and rape their daughters right before their eyes? What can they do about it, call the police?

>>509414140
photo looks old to me. I don't think it's real

>>509414726
Mike V is a big time faggot. I'm sure i shared this before but in the early 2000s i was skating Hollywood High with some friends- we were at some smaller stair sets in the back not where the huge stair set where everyone films is.
I've ran into a lot of ams/ pros in those days and they've always been cool, the ones who weren't like Greco or a few others kinda just kept to themselves- but usually someone else in their crew would be cool with us so it was fine.
But i digest...
So we're skating and we see him and one of my friends was like "oh shit its Mike V" and like a little bitch - in a very whiney voice he goes "Yes its me Mike V, everyone just stop what you're doing and interrupt what I'm doing because I'm Mike fucking V. NO you can;'t have my board, NO you can't have my autograph, I'm just here to skate. GOT THAT?"
We kinda just gave him an "alright bro" and kept it moving- but because of that incident i couldn't fucking stand his ass

>>509412795
>picrel is a jew
Well, then he needs to be pardoned immediately. Keeping him in jail or in prison a violent antisemitic act that should not be tolerated by any modern civilized society. I don't care what he is accused of doing. The charges are likely false anyway

>>509414726
>you got suckered into believing bullshit.
ironic

>phonefaggot
>no source
gee, I wonder why

>>509414811
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>509412575 (OP)
That photo is AI.

>>509412647
Middle aged man hmmm

>>509414301
Makes sense. Truly accursed people and if people actually read the Bible, they would know this.

>>509412575 (OP)
>Comedian and critical race theorist

>>509412575 (OP)
>Comedian and critical race theorist Bill Burr has this to say
Jesus. This whole thing is fake as fuck.
Sage.

>>509412575 (OP)
This is literally one of the fakest and gayest threads ever on 4chan. Bunch of queers and kikes.

>>509415536
homophobic comment.

>>509414960
>Why would you call ICE on them when you can go visit them at home with a few of the boys and rape their daughters right before their eyes?
I don't want to get them pregnant. The kids they pop out are considered citizens, and then I'll be expected to pay child support because the Jewish owned courts will mandate that I pay child support.
>What can they do about it, call the police?
Literally yes. Sanctuary cities and sanctuary states literally exist so that illegal immigrants who are victims of crime can call the police on their perpetrators without fear of being deported.

>>509412575 (OP)
You have to go back Paulo.

>>509415536
Man, that’s weird you say that because I was recently in the middle of nowhere in this small town in the Midwest and my family and I were actually going antiquing on a nice spring afternoon. I mean my whole family, too. Brothers and sisters, grandma and grandpa, mom and dad, nieces and nephews. Just a nice day together, you know?
Anyway, we’re about to go into this real quaint little shop that looked as if it could be out of an Americana catalog or something and I reach for the door when all of a sudden Mike Vallely’s hand reaches out and blocks the door. He looks right at me and was like, “what the fuck you think you’re doing, bro?”
Confused, I turned to my whole family behind me and was like, “sorry not sure what’s going on, guess they’re closed.”
Vallely quickly says, “not closed bro. Just want to know why you think you can just go antiquing and not have to answer for it.”
And I was like, “what?”
And he was like, “antiquing is like the whitest shit a person can do. you must be a racist.”
And I was like, “what?”
At this point my family said we can just go somewhere else but Mike looked passed me and straight at my grandma and was like, “you can shop for deals all up and down this street or you can come get these hands for free, ya old racist bitch.”
At that point, I think my grandfather snapped as he was in ‘nam and he pulled out an old Colt .45 pistol we didn’t know he was carrying and pointed it directly at Vallely and said something like, “If you wanna act like a Charlie then you can die like a Charlie.”
I thought grandpa was gonna shoot him but Vallely put up his hands and said “I knew you were racist but I don’t believe in guns so I’m gonna let it slide this time.”
Then we went antiquing

>>509412575 (OP)
Bill Burr raped me in the bathroom of a Ross Dress for Less in 92'

>>509412575 (OP)
>Mike Vallely
Based post

>>509414960
victims of crimes automatically get a visa U

sounds better than serving the military to me.

I don't get the Vallely copypasta, he's not a leftist and he only beat up security guards.

>>509415822
What about spotemgotem in Boca Raton?

>>509414999
It looks like AI slop

>>509415916
>>509416020
>Mike Vallely looked at the red rock in his hands and felt irritated.
>He walked over to the window and reflected on his surroundings. He had always hated hot Tempe, AZ with its sun bleached desert. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel irritated.
>Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Elon Musk. Elon was a cowardly moron with weak ankle and scrawny balls.
>Mike gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a lazy, violent, cheap Mexican beer drinker with fat ankle and muscular balls. His friends saw him as intellectually-challenged. Once, he had even wrecked a Tesla and laughed while that over-priced piece of shit burned.
>Speaking of the devil, Mike did feel prepared for what Elon had in store today.
>The UV ray scorched sand was hot enough to roast scorpions, making Mike worried.
>As Mike stepped outside and Elon came closer, he could see the uninterested glint in his eye.
>"Look Mike," growled Elon, with a snotty glare that reminded Mike of cowardly vultures. "I hate you and I want my fucking Tesla back. You owe me $106k, you fucking nigger piece of shit thief!"
>Mike looked back, even more worried and still fingering the red rock. "Elon, stop crying like little bitch. It's just a small scratch," he replied.
>They looked at each other with jumpy feelings, like two hissing scorpians at chili festival, which had mariachi music playing in the background and two greedy uncles gyrating to the beat.
>Suddenly, Elon lunged forward and tried to punch Mike in the face. Quickly, Mike grabbed the red rock and brought it down on Elon's skull.
>Elon's weak ankle trembled and his scrawny balls wobbled. He looked amused, his wallet raw like a squashed grape.
>Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Elon Musk was dead.
>Mike Vallely went back inside and grabbed himself another cheap Mexican beer.

>>509416079
Is that Spotemgottem? That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Spotemgottem screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Spotemgottem and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Spotemgottem, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy. That nigga Spotemgottem stole my heart and drank my seed.

>>509412575 (OP)
>>509412626
https://mugshots.com/Current-Events/ANTHONY-ZINGALE.137070229.html

>>509414301
How do you know this

>>509417480
because court documents exist, FOIA exists and it's even free. you can literally go pull the transcripts from the court case via FOIA, spend nothing, do it all online and have it mailed to you

but you won't because you don't DO shit.

here is another tip, every single fucking time someone dies mysteriously and there's a chance they didn't, give it 7-10 business days and then go see if there is a death certificate. you remember ashley babbit? still to this day no death certificate. why? no ashley babbit ever died that day. why? because it was all fake. most of the big events are manufactured to keep people from being comfortable, doesn't matter who you're mad at or why but i fyou're mad you're easily manipulated, ESPECIALLY if you're not 100% white/homo sapiens

but like i said, you won't do shit and you'll act like nobody is smart enough to notice it. i notice it.

>>509412647
>>509412626
>>509412575 (OP)
Are you kikes really this bored today? Thats a years old pic

>>509412575 (OP)
> 25+75=100
Checked
Great post