Thread 509425581

How much are we tipping now that they dont have to pay taxes anymore?

>>509425581 (OP)
0

>>509425581 (OP)
custom tip
>1%

>>509425581 (OP)
Why would you need to leave a tip for someone making coffee?

>>509425581 (OP)
>Custom tip: 0.02
Some things are more insulting than not being tipped at all, and that's finding a few pennies left on the table
>t. Former waiter

Is this what /pol/ has become now? Reposting 7+ month old r*ddit content to stir up outrage over a coffee shop that doesn't actually exist?
lmao you retards will fall for everything

>>509425881
>Puts up with your shit
>Takes your picky eater order
>Acts positive
>Gets your order right
>Keeps your drinks cold and full
>Checks your order to make sure the chef doesn't fuck it up and it is up sto quality and your expectations
>Fights with chef if necessary and makes him remake the order
Being an ex cook myself you should know this next one
>If necessary, will go back and prepare and cook up your order himself to make sure you get it in a timely manner
>Brings your food hot n sizzling
>Continuously appears magically to replace your half gone drink with a freshly made and iced one in a new glass cup
>Removes your plates when you are done
>Maintains a positive attitude with you and the company you brought despite just being randomly screamed at and a customer throwing his plate of food on him
I saw this happen more than once

they used to have to do a lot more, back when I worked a Denny's in the 90s we used to have to make the dressings(from scratch) prepare the syrups, prepare all desserts and salads and milkshakes, soups and whatever I would dominate entire sections (about 40 people) working the way I described above
I was taking home roughly 120-200 a night by dinner rush
But food was cheaper then, so the money flowed like spice for even cheap diners
It WAS a skilled job, even if it didn't take much skill, the only way as a man you could match the fatty boom boom of the highest earning waitress was by being elite at your job.
Too bad due to my youth I spent it more than I saved like an impulsive retard.

>>509425581 (OP)
Just replace all wages with tips.
The people get paid in tips that is mandatory.

>>509425581 (OP)
$0.01

>>509427394
>0,1%
Did you mean 0,00001%?

>>509425896
>>509427394
can't you put $0?

>>509425700
>>509425581 (OP)
Tip 0% no matter what

Also steal all of the sugar packs, creamers, napkins, plates, silverware, and mints

>>509427136
None of that applies to me saying "Hello, I'd like an espresso and a bottle of water please" and then paying the bill.

>>509425581 (OP)
However much you feel the service was worth.
Or you can just round up to whatever is convenient based on what bills you have in your wallet at the moment.

>>509427136
This is fucking delusional.

Just put the drink machine out where customers can get it.
Nothing else you said is sane either, restaurants Sunny even have a chef
Everything comes frozen. You sound like the little bitch at Panera that calls himself a baker for putting frozen dough balls in the oven

>>509425581 (OP)
depends on the color of the waiter.

>>509427136
>Too bad due to my youth I spent it more than I saved like an impulsive retard.
You could have invested it in bitcoin and now be a faggot billionaire that fucks underage boys. Like the one who made it

why not just like, make your own food, I made some homemade pizza today

>>509427136
Isn't it your employer's responsibility to pay you to do all that? The customer just pays for the meal.

>>509427136
I just want a coffee to go my man

>>509425581 (OP)
It's rude to program your shit to say it's rude not to tip less than 30%.

>>509427136
Great bait
>Puts up with your shit
99,99 % of customers are normal humans who don't stir shit
>Takes your picky eater order
99,99 % of customers just orders of the menu
>Acts positive
No one actually cares about how the waiter acts
>Gets your order right
Wow.
>Keeps your drinks cold and full
And charges $8 per refill
>Checks your order to make sure the chef doesn't fuck it up and it is up sto quality and your expectations
Doesn't actually happen
>Fights with chef if necessary and makes him remake the order
This has only happened in Bollywood movies
>If necessary, will go back and prepare and cook up your order himself to make sure you get it in a timely manner
Zero times in recorded history
>Brings your food hot n sizzling
Wow.
>Continuously appears magically to replace your half gone drink with a freshly made and iced one in a new glass cup
Remember the 6 gorillion dollars for the fresh cup of water
>Removes your plates when you are done
Bro.
>Maintains a positive attitude with you
and the company you brought despite just being randomly screamed at and a customer throwing his plate of food on him
Again. No one cares about the waiter. They are more of a necessary nuisance you have to deal with when eating out.

>>509425581 (OP)
You know what else is optional? Buying coffee from that shop

>>509425581 (OP)
if i saw that i would tip 0

>>509425730
>Tip must be >= 30%

yesterday the faggot running the starbucks drive thru said the card machine was down so he had to use another register.
he then asked if I want to leave a tip, I said NO.
the look on his face was priceless. then after he gave me my $8 beverage, I made him get me some napkins and straw.
Do your fuckin job wagie. I never tip.

>>509425581 (OP)
id accidentally damage the machine

>>509427136
>farmer busts his ass from before dawn until after dusk doing heavy physical labor while also balancing millions of dollars worth of books and repairing expensive equipment when it breaks at the worst possible time
No tip
>trucker drives food across the country, sweltering in the heat and destroying his body through inactivity while thinking about the family back home that he never gets to see
No tip
>grocer manages thousands of SKUs, making sure they all arrive on time and are there for the restaurant to purchase as needed
No tip
>chef creates a recipe, manages the inventory so that it can be made, trains a team of cooks to create the dish, manages the kitchen, and never clocks less than 16 hours per day
No tip
>cook actually makes the dish, doing prep all day and busting out hundreds of orders simultaneously during the service while being sworn at by the chef and ignoring the burns he has on his hands
>no tip
>waiter walks the dish to the table
20% tip
>dishwasher busts ass all day in the hot and wet, making sure that everyone’s plates, silverware, and glasses are clean
No tip

Wait staff is there so that the restaurant doesn’t have congestion at the pickup counter. You work for the restaurant, and they pay you just as much as the cooks and dishwashers make despite doing less. You greedy faggots never stop to consider the people who work harder than you for lower pay because you have deluded yourself into thinking that putting on a smile is something only a specialist can do. I rarely tip, but when I do I leave 10% and write “for the cook” on the receipt. Wait staff can get bent.

Back when my Uncle Rick was alive he would get in shouting matches with the waiters over the tip, and even take them off other tables as he left.

Shit shop; the vertical lines on the UI aren't parallel with the sides of the screen.

>>509431698
>why would all those faggot losers willingly take non-tipped positions

>>509425581 (OP)
>its rude
So what, youre not my mom
fuck you
no tip

>>509425581 (OP)
lol, just grab from the "to go" counter for faggot ass (((grubhub))) orders and the like and just walk out

>>509427136
>>Puts up with your shit
>>Takes your picky eater order
>>Acts positive
>>Gets your order right
>>Keeps your drinks cold and full
>>Checks your order to make sure the chef doesn't fuck it up and it is up sto quality and your expectations
>>Fights with chef if necessary and makes him remake the order

Does the job they have been hired and paid to do.

>>509428981
How was it ? Send me a picture of it sound good I haven't had them in a long time

>>509425581 (OP)
still paying a cash tip cuz invisible $ is better than a deduction. ppl who tip on a card are almost as bad as ppl who hire waiters for $3/hr