Alright let's find out who's actually posting Among Us.

Your age
Yearly salary+saved money.
Are you in crypto or stocks?
Country/State you live in
Were you beaten up in elementary or high school?
Did your parents beat you up?
Do you have any connections to dangeorus people or are you one yourself?
Are you /fit/?
Do you own /k/ weapons?
Do you love, hate or not care about 4chan?

Answer these and I'll know if you're /fit/ for a 4chan job

>>509426828 (OP)
>Your age
120
>Yearly salary+saved money.
$1,488/hr salary, $420k saved
>Are you in crypto or stocks?
Only in niggercoin
>Country/State you live in
I split my time between Bohemian Grove and Little Saint James
>Were you beaten up in elementary or high school?
Yes, but only consensually by my femdom tomboy gf
>Did your parents beat you up?
I was suckled by a she-wolf (male)
>Do you have any connections to dangeorus people or are you one yourself?
I work closely with Ben Garrison
>Are you /fit/?
I can bench twice my bodyweight in anime pillows
>Do you own /k/ weapons?
I have mastered the blade
>Do you love, hate or not care about 4chan?
/b/ was never good

>>509427883
Sorry sit we don't take in SHARTY members unless you're brown and willing to go to juvenile.

>>509428032
sir* heh I can't say it with a straightface if you paid me.

bump. Place filled with bots? /pol/ filled with bots more any other board?

Interesting, place seems to have slowed down.

/pol/ seems dead. Where are all the users?

>>509426828 (OP)
>Your age
18
>Yearly salary+saved money.
6 gorillion shekels
>Are you in crypto or stocks?
I am behind them
>Country/State you live in
Not Israel
>Were you beaten up in elementary or high school?
and raped
>Did your parents beat you up?
they mutilated me too
>Do you have any connections to dangeorus people or are you one yourself?
yes
>Are you /fit/?
no
>Do you own /k/ weapons?
I own enough nukes to blow up the Earth and not scared to use them
>Do you love, hate or not care about 4chan?
I hate and fear it so I must control it

>>509427883
thread
>>509428032
boomer

>>509433958
Hey sperg, nobody likes a try hard or a datamining thread. Jam a dragon dildo up your ass and shut the fuck up

>>509426828 (OP)

>>509434497
Hey gen-Z brown, nobody likes a jewish datamining bot website. Jam a dragon dildo up your tranny ass and shut the fuck up

Yeah this place is filled with bots. 4chan is losing users by the month. The amount of users lost by the hack isn't even showing. 4chan is losing users and it shows on the charts even with the bots help. This is why they removed the unique IP counter.

>>509426828 (OP)
>Your age
In my 20s
>Yearly salary+saved money.
None of your business
>Are you in crypto or stocks?
Neither
>Country/State you live in
Flag
>Were you beaten up in elementary or high school?
Middle School
>Did your parents beat you up?
To the brink of death
>Do you have any connections to dangeorus people or are you one yourself?
Neither
>Are you /fit/?
Yes
>Do you own /k/ weapons?
None
>Do you love, hate or not care about 4chan?
I find it disheartening how this site is being hollowed out and used as a cum sock by tptb.

>>509426828 (OP)
>Your age
14
>Yearly salary+saved money.
Lol
>Are you in crypto or stocks?
All in on XRP
>Country/State you live in
Israel
>Were you beaten up in elementary or high school?
Yes
>Did your parents beat you up?
Yes
>Do you have any connections to dangeorus people or are you one yourself?
Yes, i am dangerous
>Are you /fit/?
For my age
>Do you own /k/ weapons?
I have my dad's service rifle
>Do you love, hate or not care about 4chan?
Dont really care

Job me up senpai

So I'm starting to understand why the manager of 4chan isn't dead or kidnapped and held in a bunker right now ... somebody at Sharty told me something in relation to the Sharty, but I didn't think it applied to 4chan as well until I started noticing all the zoomer lingo and immigrants and ESLs around here including myself.

4chan is filled with too many young people or people far too old to care about taking back 4chan. 4chan has been taken over by Reddit and basically if I send any of you to Mr Davis then it would be like that time Sharty met Sam Hyde & his crew. A bunch of skinny brown teenagers smiling at Sam Hyde & his crew of relatively big chunky men while those dumbass teenagers were standing there like lambs to the slaughter not aware of the danger they're in.

The most interaction I could get out of this place would be a belly fight between Davis' big belly and the average neckbeard 4channer's big beard ... maybe the 4channer might come on top if he blinds Partap Davis with his neckbeard since Partap can't grow one or regularly shaves it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_cfzVCHPjU&ab_channel=Law%26CrimeNetwork

>>509426828 (OP)
>Your age
nigger
>Yearly salary+saved money.
nigger
>Are you in crypto or stocks?
nigger
>Country/State you live in
nigger
>Were you beaten up in elementary or high school?
nigger
>Did your parents beat you up?
nigger
>Do you have any connections to dangeorus people or are you one yourself?
nigger
>Are you /fit/?
nigger
>Do you own /k/ weapons?
nigger
>Do you love, hate or not care about 4chan?
nigger

>>509437539
Please, tell me more

>>509437682
nigger

>>509437726
Interesting. I have heard others say the same.

The Talmud is backwards!
Whites are the Chosen Ones and jews are the goiym.

>>509426828 (OP)
>Your age
Mid 30s
>Yearly salary+saved money.
Made 115k last year. $50k liquid, $310k in assets/investments
>Are you in crypto or stocks?
Stocks only.
>Country/State you live in
Canada (unfortunately)
>Were you beaten up in elementary or high school?
Won some fights, probably lost more. I had a stutter and a lisp basically up until high school so I was in a position to either take the abuse or stand up for myself.
>Did your parents beat you up?
Beat? No. Some rare exceptions of corporal punishment? Yes
>Do you have any connections to dangerous people or are you one yourself?
I'm a prison guard, so yeah?
>Are you /fit/?
Reasonably.
>Do you own /k/ weapons?
This particular questions glows.
>Do you love, hate or not care about 4chan?
Like would describe it best.

>>509426828 (OP)
>Yearly salary+saved money.
entirely irrelevant if you don't factor in purchasing parity, you gypsy retard

>>509436980
>14
>All in on XRP
all 100 krone?
you riding dangerous, boy

>>509426828 (OP)
Didn't apply, plus your a faggot

>>509438397
The whole thread is literally datamining

>>509438668
you're*

>moar
>>509437795

>>509438397
I don't suppose you or someone you know is willing to throw your livelyhood away and risk doing prison time over our "beautiful" 4chan manager? Gurupartap Singh Davis, Albuquerque, New Mexico. That is implying you get caught or New Mexico gives a shit about you and your associates asking for a friendly cup of sugar from Mr Davis. His whereabouts are available online but I can also post it here assuming one of his indian lapdogs aren't watching.

Personally I'm not unless I'm 100% I could make my money back from all the crypto the 4chan moderators have stolen. The expense of going after their asses doesn't seem worth the effort unless I'm ready to die.

Ive been saying im basically a homeless man from the start

>>509438227
NIGGER! NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER?!?!?!??? NIGGER!!!

>>509440973
RAZZA RAZZA RAZZA
RAZZA RAZZA RAZZA.... RAZZA >:(