>News
https://inews.co.uk/news/dad-cant-hold-glass-water-pip-3780235

>>509442295 (OP)
Work ended at 11:00 pm today what about the rest of you?

>. . .
>>509437795

Only a couple of weeks left until Ofcom blocks 4chan in the UK, lads.

>20k ISA means that's all you've got
fat slaphead doesn't understand how a basic cash ISA works
Lol

i8s cauldy still about?

>>509442524
Bollocks! Go over give us the details.

>160 IQ can't figure out a cash ISA
Lol. Lmao even

>>509442524

>>509442609
no he's smashing up his salford flat because he got banned

>>509442662
>>509442731
Have fun next month, lads.

>>509442295 (OP)
>In the report of his claim, his assessor had stated that he could walk unaided and drink on his own, both claims that his family disputed.

>Mr Passingham will have trouble sleeping or eating properly, drinks heavily, is quick to anger and has previously racked up huge debts during these episodes, she said.

So which is it? He can't drink on his own, or he has a drinking problem?

Bitch couldn't even get her story straight for the article.

>>509442733
Ling Ling's going to need a lot of makeup to cover the black eyes before her shift at the nail bar.

>>509442369
this is the dream but i have obligations

>>509442381
kek yeah it was only meant to be a temporary job while I figured out my career but here I am 3 years later. They set me up as a shift manager from the get go and I gradually got more hours which enticed me to stay, things have gotten worse and worse though.
im thinking I might just literally quit for muh menthol elves and look into doing some kind of career access course or go back to uni, I can’t be doing this retail shite for a moment longer. No idea what is worth going into though ffs

>>509442733
It's definitely not the nonce.
Imagine spending your meagre bennies on a VPN and a subscription just to be able to talk to yourself in the hope of convincing some casual passer by to give you a (You) to calm your crippling NPD
Just imagine that

who wants their throat ached

>>509442874
get set up on the course or next job before you quit

>>509442295 (OP)
take it back
>>509437795

>>509443170
that’s the sensible way obviously
i just want to rest though

Cokeanon ain’t buying coke

I enjoyed eating fast food when I was growing up. On Fridays my mum would often go to the Chinese and pick up a tray of chips, rice and curry sauce with chicken balls and I couldn't wait until she got home so I could eat it in my room. The Chinese which made that food was still open until a couple of years ago. My mum would drive me to McDonald's after football practice and we would sit in the car moving forward slowly through the drive-thru and she would reach for the bag and drink in the cardboard cup holder and then hand it to me and I would start eating and my fingertips would be covered with saliva and particles of salt and my mother never tried it because she didn't like McDonald's. I never remember once ever getting a pizza takeaway with my mum, and we never once tried Indian either. Our favourite meal when we felt like getting something cooked for us was to drive to this one nice fish and chip shop which was in the next town over. She would park down this little side street and we would usually have to wait a bit but we both thought of it as the nicest fish and chip shop in the area. I would eat chips and a battered sausage or chips and a steak and onion pie or sometimes chips and fish, which my mother always got. I enjoyed eating the orange batter and I liked sticking my fork into the white fish and sometimes it would crumble under the fork and would be hard to pick up with the prongs.

>>509442524
It's been an honor

Imagine seething because anon has savings then having a melty without checking with gpt what a yearly ISA allowance is because you're a dole scrounger who'll never use an Isa allowance

>>509442295 (OP)
What race was the assessor?

>>509443046
He's got loads of friends
>>449016589
>you walk down the street, you see a dog, a child, a teenager, someone your own age, a cat, an elderly person. they're nice, you share commonalities, you have an exchange with them, this happens repeatedly, they are now your friend
Fact hunt is off his fucking rocker

>>509443404
Didn't read a word. You don't understand how a simple cash ISA works. 160 IQ retard

>>509443310
i get it. i did what you're planning and had a good safety net. unemployment menthol elves were worse than the shit job

who rattled bogscrub

>>509443561
Human

is pube about

>>509442295 (OP)
Jeets and Muslims need those benefits

#3587 business idea for Rache from accounts
Normal people buy ISA allowances from dole scroungers. A sort of carbon credit market if you will.
Dole scroungers sell their Isa allowance to normal people. They get to keep their bennies. If they don't sell their allowance they lose their bennies. It's not like they'll ever use it

>>509443757
I doubt that

Josh is a paedophile

disgusting

>>509444199
He doesn't understand a simple cash ISA either.
What a sad cunt

>Sir Keir Starmer should use Angela Rayner more effectively as she is popular with public, Harriet Harman says
They're going to make Chip Shop Debs the next Prime Minister, aren't they?

Right I'm to suicide. Good night.

>>509444437
damn, man you;re so crazy x

>>509444591
drunk again?

>>509443672
makes sense, I did go mental when i was unemployed for a few months before I went to uni years ago lol
never finished the course because reasons
what path did you take after the shit job?

>>509444714
the word 'again' is dangerous hateful imagery.

>Mega brain thinks filling your yearly cash ISA is all your savings
Lol. Lmao even

>>509444850
i wish i could afford a truly fast car

im on keto lads

>going to launch me I am
Any day now

>>509445060
speed limit is 70 what’s the point

>>509444058
I'd buy that for a dollar.
How much is one 20k S&S allowance worth on the dolescum market?
Should set up an app to match dolescummers with people who are looking for tax exempt investment vehicles. Act as an arbiter and take a cut of the benniemong fees.

>>509444957
you’re obsessed with him, bitching the whole thread
this isn’t wealthy person behaviour

>>509444313
member when he tried to but in about finances and gold with his faggot AI and of course it was wrong so he malded about it for an entire day? i member lol

>>509442295 (OP)
Remember to murder-rape 77th's wives, children, and extended families. Get 77th hooked on coke. When they can't pay their debts? Rape their families again.

>>509442295 (OP)
based

>>509445330
redpilled

>>509445158
oh no is it?

As it faggot hours now I feel compelled to put my oar in.
It's been 3 years of some of you complaining about Josh, and yet NOT ONE of you has ever gone to his front door and told him how you feel.
lol
and this i how i know none of you have tesosterone levels above a teenage girls T levels.

Just read that Ai thread that got jannied,
What an embarrasing shit show. No wonder it was nuked.

>>509445355
based and redpilled

any of you take blood pressure lowering meds?
i am having a 24 hour monitor next week.
i already know its high but they have to prove it.
i dont wanna take meds for it but i've gone over all the symptoms and i have all of them bar maybe 2.

any advice?

>>509445378
Pipe down Wool

>>509445378
ok, then why do you have a melty when asked to provide a bill in your name at the address you keep posting?

>>509445438
>>509445362
who are these people

fuck

>>509445487
idfk

>>509445515
ugly

>>509445515
what's that?
a lotus?

>>509442609
>>509443805
Fuck off back to discord you sad homo psued

>>509442524
they already got spankbang.
if you provide a picture of your face or debit card details to a porn site you are a retarded monkey.
eventually every brit browser will just have to buy a vpn.

hey pube, im not rich but what do you think to a 3.0 SLK 280 2006 for £2,000?
100k miles
looks nice to me but idk shit about it

>>509445579
and completely unreliable yet its probably the most fun car you could run on the road
also pretty sure its the only car that is both manual and automatic at the same time

>>509445234
You can't help yourself can you. You shoot your idiot mouth off because someone posts something that shows you to be the worthless scum you are and you're jealousy rears it's ugly head and you have to reply instantly without checking what you're saying. You're crippling NPD and jealousy gets the better of you every time and shows you to be the functionally retard you truly are

>>509445634
ugly - ugly - ugly!!!!

>>509442295 (OP)
Pull out 77ths daughter's teeth and crush them into powder you sell back to 77th as cocaine

>>509445613
koenigsegg cc850

>>509445378
>melting because he shot his mouth off about ISA's without understanding what they are
Lol. Lmao even

>>509445766
oh the swedish rocket lol
cool

>>509445692
not reading that
look what he’s done to you lmao you’re seething

>>509445362
aye I’ve done that in a 1.6 Chevrolet after 3 Henry Weston’s
cunt blew a radiator hose a month or two later
RIP

Josh is like asmongold except he didn't kill his mum with ciggies and oxygen tank he killed with disappointment

>>509445766

>>509445766
sex
why don’t all manual shifters look like that

>>509445875
yeah man

>>509445974
you're missing the key point you've got a clutch pedal, 1 through 6, reverse and can also whack it in D for when you cba

>>509446056
skill issue t b h

>>509445480
>>509445822
You can play make believe you sad excuses for men. I'm off to bed.

>>509445682
idk what'd you want? consumer advice? subjective opinion?

>>509446274
your opinion you know cars
worth it?
good car?
heap of shit?

>>509446056
the colour is very nice brother

>>509445880
She didn't want anything to do with him even on her deathbed. His stepdad got everything. The council house tenancy, the three seat sofa from the charity shop, the telly and the PS1
Joshy got the family dildo. He's still seething about that

>>509446163
big breakfast? a surplus of calories give you the energy needed for those extra 20mph?

>josh giving josh car advice to try and deflect from being btfo yet again
Sad cunt

>>509445766
Why's it got the cuck flag in the shifter, how embarrassing

damn

>>509446338
i had a c350 and the engine was solid so personally i'd look for an slk350 but i doubt you'll find one for under £3000, probably £4000 idk if you've never had a sporty car even the 280 will probably end up being your favourite

>>509446410
it was the 3 Henry Weston’s as mentioned

>>509446748
ok thanks i basically need a run around to last me a year and £2k is right about the sweet spot for it unless you can think of something nicer? gonna ask the guy for a test drive in the morning then thanks

>>509446748
You can't ride a bike. You don't have a driving license. Why lie? What does it give you?

now this is motoring

>>509447007
is that the brabus version

>>509446848
you also drive better when you're drunk?

>>509446866
never had anything expensive go wrong with a benz before you'll probably be fine still check the service history

not the brabus version

You're worth exactly 20k to normal people if Rache from accounts would let us buy your ISA allowance. Without that, you're no better than an ant under my foot. You'll be dragged out of your pov hovel and murdered by the nu-britons when we leave and you know it

>>509447427
I wonder if they'll u-turn on the ISA allowance
probably not, it's not like bennies or old people winter allowances

>>509447176
>never had anything go wrong with a Benz
Lol... you should probably ask gpt before posting utter bollocks

>>509447643
5 benzes in man don't need to ask gpt ill leave the ai larping to you

good morning sarrs

>>509448797
p00m4n facedox?

>2 x 1pbtid appear
>josh phrasebook

>>509448905
Kek

I'm going to miss some of you lads next month

>having a wank over asian birds in sexy bikinis on aliexpress
pffffffffffffffffff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnxiwsoNuTY

phwoar ni hao

>>509449917
ayy lmao

>>509449327
see you on mumsnet

>>509450082
bone home

Hrhr

am in bed lads

>Barbara Roche
>Born to Polish-Ashkenazi father and a Sephardi Jewish mother, the daughter of Barnet and Hanna Margolis, Roche was educated at the Jews Free School

>Jon Sopel
>Jon Sopel was born in 1959 to Jewish parents, Myer and Miriam Sopel
>Sopel's early life also included living in the Bernhard Baron settlement in east London, where his parents were wardens. This settlement was a large building with community facilities for the local Jewish population

>>509446866
get a Suzuki Swift

>>509445394
link me plz

Might stay awake until my heart gives out or my brain shuts down, lads

The current government are so utterly retarded it's unreal. No one in their right mind is going to invest in UK anything, so reducing the cash isa allowance will just force money to be moved offshore. No one who is maxing out an ISA is bothering with cash anyway because to max it out means they probably are not retarded, which means they probably understand inflation. This will affect the people who scrimp and save to put 5-10k away per year for a house or the like. More attacks on the middle class.

Uk is fucking over, it can't be said enough.

>>509453583
ok SEAmonkey

>>509445687
>also pretty sure its the only car that is both manual and automatic at the same time
My 2015 Hyundai Accent had that. Not being facetious, I'm dead serious.

>>509453649
Oh yeah dipshit, indos can fluently and colloquially write perfect English..use your fucking brain twat

Do you guys consider the Irish British?

>>509454496
If they're from NI yes

>>509450118
>>509450082

Fuck sakes I can't believe this made me kek

>>509454544
Ok. Well I don't consider myself British but since you do, you wouldn't mind if I come over to Britain and bring my whole family over? Better me than Muhammad and his 10 wives, eh?

>>509454496
They are clearly not. They rightfully kicked us out and fair play to them for that. But then sold their country out to globalists and the eu, but no one has ever accused Irish of being smart

>>509454686
Well I mean look it, it's not really the Irish public making these decisions. It's the managerial class, like everywhere else in Europe

>>509454662
no problem for me mate
not sure why you'd want to though.
id rather move to NI at least you have the guts to burn down the rapists houses, where most of us would just be like ooh thats bad, but i quite like kebabs and sag alooo thanks

You know that this country is completely fucked and unsalvageable when the headline reads "Sabbath guitarist" instead of "Sir Tony fucking Iommi"
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg6321gv8ko
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg6321gv8ko

>>509454855
I have no intention of doing so. I couldn't leave, I'm too sentimental about this land. Just wanted to know if you guys consider us your kin or if yous see us as foreigners. Often you hear a sentiment from the English that they feel estranged and removed from Ireland, even from the loyalists

>>509442295 (OP)
To stupid thing is about disability assessments is that with how competitive the job market is, even fully able bodied people are unable to get employment. Being able is not enough, you need to be above average to even have a chance of employment. Someone who is even moderately disabled has no chance.

>>509453664
not an automatic with a manual mode the nigsegg has an actual clutch pedal and a 6 speed but you can still put it in drive and let the computer take over whenever you feel like it

>>509455383
mate i think Josh from Runcorn is a foren lol
but you're alright, at least you lot have craic and most of the Irish I know aren't anti-english. I've heard more anti-english sentiment from scots people to be honest. Why they bite the hand that feeds ill never know, would prefer they go independent but im rambling now lad

>>509455713
shut up josh

>>509455834
im not fat
i'm married
i've had sex (many times).
I earn money regularly
I can drive and have a car
I own a house
I don't have tits
I can speak English correctly
i mean, there's like 0% chance im the nonce

>>509455964
shut up josh

>>509456013
filtered.
josh

>>509455390
I'm 27. I have never had a job and I will never have a job.
>Why are Gentiles needed? They will work, they will plow, they will reap. We will sit like an effendi and eat. That is why Gentiles were created."

>>509455713
Most Irish people in Northern Ireland don't hate English people because they've nothing to do with all that happened. They hate loyalists/planter stock instead. And southerners are much more removed from British rule, it's all history to them at this point. Scots are just full of piss and vinegar

>>509456131
I think scots are just miserable because they live in a cold shit hole dependent on England, so they hate us. Honestly i'd love to see them go independent. But i would actually like to have a nice gaff in NI. You have land and stuff, we don't. not unless you're millionaire rich anyway. I've been talking to my friend and his wife about it, they live over here but they're both Irish, and their home they rent out is fucking huge and half the cost of mine

>>509456364
>and their home they rent out is fucking huge and half the cost of mine
Yeah they say to buy property in England will cost you a shit ton. But if you live here, you are not getting paid as much usually. There's less money which is why property would be cheaper also. If you're a local it's hard enough to get a house. Gen xers are buying all the property up to rent. My brother has been trying to get a house for years now, he nearly got one but someone bought him out by paying the house outright. It is usually easier for foreigners to buy a house, or if you are coming over from England

oh god it's insufferable mutt day isn't it.
think i might take the day off the internets

>>509457457
It's always insufferable mutt day desu

>>509457587
nothing important happened today

imagine if there had been no US declaration of independence and no WW2.

>global british commonwealth - a loosely federated empire across the face of the earth, encompassing every nation united in defence, trade and foreign policy with the British monarch as leader of 7 billion people.

hmm