Thread 509451822

We need to keep our eye on these things. I dropped a chip on the ground and now they have surrounded it with rocks and grass. Something is very fishy here.

You can't defeat the ants.

Ij put sugar cubes down and I see ants around. I wait for one to find it then race back to lead the others to it. When the ant leaves I remove the cube.

>>509451968
If they can do this then theres no telling what they can do. What if they start building forts inside of our computers?

>>509452009
What does that do?

>>509451822 (OP)
Ants are really something special, but I understand your feelings on wanting to keep an eye on them.
Did you know that they perform amputations on each other?
https://youtube.com/shorts/drilxd-FHO8

>>509452009
That just seems cruel

IS THAT GOYSLOP I'M GOING CRAZY AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>509451822 (OP)
Send in the anteaters

>>509451968
yes, you can

>>509452083
>What does that do?
the other ants probably go back to the hive and beat the shit out of that one ant and call him a liar lmfao

>>509452083

he slowly males ants schizos

>>509451822 (OP)
Their networks spans the globe, every ant pile is connected. This is what they don't want you to know, knowledge of this would cause society to collapse. The ants run the world, the queen lives under Rhode Island amusingly enough.

>>509452285
they are the best boys

>>509452083
Creates nerve gas

>>509452423
>>509452009
What if you put down a sugar cube and then when the ant leaves to get his friends you replace it with a tiny buddha statue. Maybe they will worship it.

>>509452461
Well whats the big deal with Rhode Island?

>>509451822 (OP)
Too big to carry away so they built a lil wall around it.
I guess it's to keep rival ants away.

>>509452327
I never thought I could feel sorry for an ant, yet here we are

>>509451822 (OP)
They operate on instinct, also I saw somewhere that due to being related to each other they’re more willing to die for each other, which is kind of neat. Imagine being brought into existence as a tiny ant and having a strong sense of purpose and selflessness like that. Short life, but a meaningful one

>>509451822 (OP)
they are making a nuclear plant there, watch out!
>>509452327
lmao playing the jew in there

>>509451822 (OP)
You dropped them a Shrine of Nourishment. Place a bottlecap full of Mountain Dew to further the experiment.

>>509451822 (OP)
they are really crazy for egg shells. they will travel hundreds of meters for it, no idea how they can even smell it

>>509452327
is that a sweet pastry or a meat filled savory snack?

>>509451822 (OP)
fake as FUCK
that’s a chip. ants didnt create it

>>509452770
mooncake

>>509452327
>>509452586
>>509452564

Goddamnit why do I have to waste my time explaining this. If you re watch the video the ant was already there dead or it was some organic material, when the other ant signaled there was food they all attacked the dead organic material that was already there

>>509452854
we know, dude, you are really fun at parties eh?!

>>509452854
Wrong, retard. That thing is still in the same spot even while they are attacking an ant

And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted 4chan personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves

>>509451822 (OP)

Always said it's either going to be ants or octopus who wind up replacing humanity as the dominant species.

You should watch a movie called Phase IV

I'm at war with ants right now. I had a bad ant problem in my lawn. I sprayed poison all over my property so they came into my house to escape and they're living in my attic. I had to take all of the dry food and sugar out of the cabinets and put it into plastic bins. Little motherfuckers work 24/7. Now I have bait packs that they're feeding on that they'll bring home and poison all of their nigger friends. Don't fuck with ants, they will literally zerg rush you.

>>509452529
It's not Rhode, and it's not an island!

Maybe i could seduce theirs queen and conquer the world with my ant offsprings? Abdomen sex!

>>509451822 (OP)
Put down a poison trap, once the first ants figure out it's posion the others will fill the trap with dirt to prevent access.

Without ants you wouldn't even be alive now. We need ants just like we need bees. Ants don't even bother humans unless they bother them first. I used to handle ants all over the world even Australia and they leave you be. Some even see you as an oddity but are guaranteed peaceful unless you do something to them first.

>>509452565
thats beautiful bro

I am currently listening to carpenter ants eating my wall away above the head of my bed. Need to cook up a sugar water borax solution or something, it sounds like endless chittering rain drizzle

>>509451822 (OP)
There is a colony I noticed on my local walk recently. I bought a sleeve of Oreos and I have been feeding them half an Oreo every night for the past week. The colony has expanded significantly and now they’ve added a second entrance. I think I’m going to have to up it to a full Oreo now, half at each entrance.
If /pol/ is interested I can start documenting my drop offs. They swarm as soon as they see me now. I’m like their god. Ive been debating bringing them protein, like a chicken wing or something, but I don’t know if they eat that.

I used to have ants in my bathroom for years and I would see them almost every day, and now I haven't seen them for almost 2 years. WTF happened to them? Did they die out?

laughing at the ant that gets its ass kicked for "lying"
I wonder if they really do turn on that ant if nothing is found. If they kill ants that are sick or lazy they probably know who the original ant was who passed "wrong information"

>>509451822 (OP)
You've never seen the ants navigate obstacles as a community?
https://youtube.com/shorts/LTfiMIc5c08

>>509453042
Have you tried just being nice to them? Maybe theyre mad at you for trying to poison them so they invaded ur house. I would suggest a peace offering maybe some sugar cubes or golden oreos.

>>509453325
Do you think they are highly intelligent? My concern is they might get inside my computer.

>>509453025
>our new insect overlords
that's the Chinese

>>509452497
>making insects Buddhist
Most Buddhists are already Asian.

>>509453533
They've gone off to browner pastures

>>509452565
Insects are too retarded to feel such things

>>509451968
This post was typed with literal antennae!

>>509453533
Also another thing, right before I stopped seeing them I used to let spiders live in the bathroom since I noticed they killed ants and there would be PILES of dead ants near the spider nets. I wonder if the Spiders which I let exist hunted them to extinction and that's why I don't see the ants anymore?

When I was a kid I killed some ants for no good reason, I still feel guilty 30 years later.

>>509453461
Ants love protein, ad yes, please document your autistic little ant allies

>>509453871
Lol I used to kill ants with rocks for fun when I was little, was one of my favorite activities. I would feel bad to that now tho

>>509453668
Unless you did something ants don't like, even if they were intelligent I'm certain they would leave you alone

>>509453871
>When I was a kid I killed some ants for no good reason
Same I did it with a magnifying glass. Watched their little crustacean bodies fry up and explode.
But it was for good reason, it was because they are inferior to me in every way.

>>509451822 (OP)
You retards know that every ant you see outdorrs are females?
Males only live to bukkake the Queens and then die.

>>509453871
when I was about 11, i did that once with a small frog i found. i threw it against the side of our barn. no idea why, never did anything like that ever again. i mow the fuck out of anthills now though, fuck em.

Ants are basically proof that societal structure is based on natural laws. Division of labor, hierarchy, self-sacrifice. It also is proof that there are other ways for societies to self-organize. Not every species is simple as queen, male, and worker. Harpegnathos ant workers can breed like the queen. Once the queen dies, often killed by a worker, the workers compete amongst themselves to join the upper class of mating females. Once they establish power, the chemically castrate their sisters and are replaced by another on death. Their colonies actually live way longer than most other species because the colony doesn't end with the queen. Societal power dynamics at play in a mini civilization.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamergate_(ant)

>>509453777
checked
>>509452565
its called kin selection

>>509453548
They have no clue who the liar is. They know an ant is sick because of chemical cues. They know an ant is lazy because when they repeatedly interact with another ant and don't receive a stimulus past a certain threshold in return then they associate it with that ant's chemical signature. An ant would only know what ants gave it information, they would not be able to back-trace where that information came from. Plus in the wild readily available food is hard to come by and it's not a rare occurrence that the food is gone by time the ants reach it.

>>509452831
>uh fuck where is it

>>509451822 (OP)
last year red ants got into our food and ate their way through plastic bags to get at the food. all that goyslop. ruined.

>>509452327
>it's real
what the fuck

>>509455399
A Bugs Life lied to me!
>>509453461
Based, I second the request for documentation along the way
>>509452831
I love that there’s literally people out there trolling ants. Never change, 4chan.

AN ANT JUST CRAWLED UNDER MY
HOUSE

>>509451822 (OP)
Question, have you been fucking with these ants in similar fashion to the WebM’s in this thread? If so, I propose that they are attempting to prevent it from blowing away prior to their removal of it piece by piece. Or maybe mask it from competition? They don’t usually create a den just because they’ve found a temporary food source.

>>509452958
this.
fucking midwit, idiot fagnon

it is a sign of absolute stupidity to always feel the need to explain shit unwantedly

>>509451822 (OP)
Is that a TR3-B, bros? What the fuck?

>>509451822 (OP)
Can't handle the bantz

>>509453800
Probably the spider's offspring got into whatever crevice the ants were getting in from and made it impassible for them.

>>509455856
ITS HAPPENING

>>509452565
You could also be a sea sponge, the animal that evolved away its entire brain and nervous system completely and knows nothing

Whatever happened to ant anon? Last time remember he was trained them to drag small copper wires into electrical devices in the hopes of using them to attack data centers.

>>509453042
must find entry points and pour cinnamon. It's so hydrophobic it makes diatomaceous earth look like playdoh

>>509455856
It's over!

>>509452831
kek I bet God does this shit to us all the time and we don't even know it

>>509456263
>evolved away its entire brain and nervous system
Sponges are basal animals. They never had anything like a brain or nervous system. They don't even have tissues.

>>509452327
That is some ultra Semite torture right there

>>509456227
That's terrifying to think about. Bugs are nightmare fuel.

>>509454054
>>509455789
Will start documenting.

>>509456285
God damn brilliant bastard. Here I’ve been like a Willard for squirrels, raising an army(currently like “troop/platoon” status) of them from one original breeding pair, and this guys out there somewhere earning his rightful crown and throne in his ruling of the ants.
>>509457345
Thanks anon!

>>509453444
That’s nightmarish

>>509456285
Deserves a Kaczynski award.

>>509451822 (OP)
It's true, most ants are smarter than the average Redditor. Based insectbros.

>>509458133
It sounds worse than it is, mostly just annoying like Chinese water torture. It's very frustrating to be the so-called "superior life form" and have to just sit and listen to them chew. It makes me want to punch a hole in my wall and open up a can of RAID.

But I know that violence is not the answer, I must think like a jew to fully destroy the hive

If you observe humanity, were much like ants. All worker ants moving along to do a task. Except with ants there aren't any subversive types to fuck up the colony

>>509458133
Carpenter ants are my most hated bug. They have a seemingly higher intelligence than any other bug. They understand camouflage, they operate in squads and will rescue each other, they're fast and know where to run and hide. They bite through all your shit. God forbid you have a nest of them in your home and accidently break it open.

>>509458479
Some are more like ants than others. The Chinese for example

>>509456800
Checked. That comment lead me to see whether they were indeed eukaryotic, apparently so, but they function quite unlike most other organisms. Learn something new every day.
>>509456311
Checked, and learned two things today, thanks for the tip on cinnamon, DE is pretty good but it’s a little overrated.

>>509451822 (OP)
They are building a shrine to it. You have inadvertently created an ant cargo culture, and now you have to regularly drop chips or else they will lose faith in you as a god. Nice job, fuckwit.

>>509451968
Leiningen did, but only at great cost.

https://www.classicshorts.com/stories/lvta.html

>>509452404
This.

Saw it on Nat Geo. One time it started a war with another colony cause the ant was half siblings with the queen

>>509452083
It's for keep it fresh

>>509458323
>I know that violence is not the answer
Correct. Fire is.

>>509460943
Idk anon, I think maybe this should be his plan “D” or something, definitely he should try to do a couple other things first before using the flush it with fire method in his attic. Hopefully if he winds up trying plan D, he plans ahead by putting a couple fire extinguishers in the work area ahead of time, and maybe even have a long water hose prepped just in case. I’ve gone the “death by fire” route by mixing transmission fluid and seafoam/gasoline, trying to eradicate the fire ants in our yard. It worked pretty well, though that mixture was quite difficult to put out. I even soaked the dry as fuck grass around the area to be treated as a precautionary measure, but it wasn’t all that effective.