>>509506234 (OP)Psyopped
Dogs are a psyop. If you aren't hunting or herding, or objectively wealthy, you've been psyopped. Dogs as pets makes everything more difficult. They're a monthly cost and unpredictable enough that they'll do something expensive with some regularity for most people.
>NOT MY HECKIN GOOD BOY You just ignore it because brainwashed. It's why every dog owner talks about the shit dogs do like it's an ohu.jpeg moment. "He peed on the carpet again, they're such rascals when they do that" it's the conscious mind underneath screaming for help
Spontaneity is over, you cannot do anything that causes you to leave your house for 24 hours or more without spending something like $50-$75 a day.
>BudLightRealTreeJohnDeereIsraelF150 babbleYou aren't the vast majority of people Bubba. Your dogs are probably more akin to working dogs and not overly coddled animals being kept inside a confined box
You basically can't get rid of them either. You'll be made a pariah. Take them to the pound? You're a monster. Take them to some wooded area to be free. You're a monster. Find someone on the Internet who will take them? Unvetted? You don't know them, they could be abusive, you're a monster!
>Inb4 "you're soulless and don't understand companionship" or some such faggotryYour dog is not a healthy companion. A companion, a friend, can tell you when you're wrong, can hold you accountable for when you fuck up. A dog can't do that. You can hit a dog and it comes back, they've been bred for that, for abject loyalty above all else, they're the pinnacle of buck broken. That creature can NEVER be your companion because it loves you the wrong way.
This is part why HECKIN PUPPERINO reddit liberals are the way they are. Their only flesh and blood "companionship" are dogs who respond to abuse with love.