Kill Americans. Behead Americans. Roundhouse kick an American into the concrete. Slam dunk an American baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Americans. Defecate in an American's food. Launch Americans into the sun. Stir fry Americans in a wok. Toss Americans into active volcanoes. Urinate into an American's gas tank. Judo throw Americans into a wood chipper. Twist Americans heads off. Report Americans to the IRS. Karate chop Americans in half. Curb stomp pregnant Americans. Trap Americans in quicksand. Crush Americans in the trash compactor. Liquefy Americans in a vat of acid. Eat Americans. Dissect Americans. Exterminate Americans in the gas chamber. Stomp American skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Americans in the oven. Lobotomize Americans. Mandatory abortions for Americans. Grind Americans fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Americans in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Americans with a ray gun. Kick old Americans down the stairs. Feed Americans to alligators. Slice Americans with a katana.

Uhh hello, based department?