When I was just a little lad
I’d spend nice days outside
Buying icecream with my dad
Or sliding down the waterslide

Life was fine and dandy
Cause everyone was white
Of the caucasian persuasion
The future seemed so bright

Now there’s too many niggas
Everywhere you look
Downtown’s all brown figures
It’s really got me shook

[chorus:
Niggas on the cruise ship
Niggas in the mall
Niggas in the water park
Playin’ scuba basketball

They star in every movie
Can’t get ‘em out my face
Hottentots turned afronauts
Now niggas are in space]

Now matter where I ran to
I never could escape
From never-ending bantu
The rapiest of ape

Everything is shutting down
Home values thru the floor
Our community is turning brown
They had to close the grocery store

[chorus]

Everything’s locked up tight
Except sunscreen and books
White flight seems alright
To get away from crooks

I miss my flat-screen TV
I miss my ten speed bike
I miss high trust society
Where everyone’s alike

[chorus]
[brief instrumental solo]
[ending]

Thanks fren. Happy independence day.