>New York City’s public pools turned into toilets at a surprisingly high rate last summer, as the parks department was forced to close its swimming holes 203 times to clean up a visitor’s poop.

>Data obtained by Gothamist through a freedom of information request reveals the sheer scale of the defecation in the city’s cherished bathing areas. The incidents limited access to swimming across the city, which has already been strained for years by an ongoing lifeguard shortage.

>Now, as pools open for the summer on Friday, experts warn New Yorkers should be extra mindful to control their bowels while at a pool to avoid a catastrophe.

I don't think poojeets are doing this one.

>>509541283 (OP)
>I don't think poojeets are doing this one.
Update: it’s poojeets

its actually just me
I cant poop normally anymore
only in New York public pools

>>509541385
I think it's feral niggers who haven't been potty trained.

>>509541283 (OP)
Its me, i keep sharting in the pool.
Pools closed faggots

They found 203 floaters. Now imagine how much urine is in those pools.

how do we potty train americans, bros? they're becoming worse than indians, at least indians have designated shitting streets

>>509541283 (OP)
CEOs and children are the likely culprits for wildly different reasons.

>>509541464
What's the difference? Deport them all

>>509541283 (OP)
Me, it's my my first amendment right since it's in protest

>>509541673
there's certain potato chips that cause ass leakage
gotta avoid eating too many of those

>>509541673
we have designated shitting pools
they’re full of chlorinated water which can be pumped off into tanker trucks and hauled away
much better than street shitting

>>509541283 (OP)
Kids pee in the pool, old people shart in the pool, Immigrants both pee and defecate in the pool. I voted for this btw.