Love dogs? Hate being stuffed in an office?
Why not join the navy?

>Team glownigger reporting in

>>509544634 (OP)
Too direct; sincerity seldom works on here unless you’re familiar with the culture of the site. But a good attempt. Keep trying

>>509544634 (OP)
Honestly I don’t want to put myself in a position where im defending american values

>>509544634 (OP)
Join the navy
Get Stuffed on a Boat

You can’t try out for special operations as an officer until you’ve had a few years of experience, which means your stint as an officer is guaranteed to big army/navy, and probably in a shitty lame branch like supply or finance no less. Fuck that.

>>509544634 (OP)
BECAUSE:
>army promised me a loohan gf
>marines have nutritious crayons.
>space force offered MOS 92G with enlistment bonus, college scholarship, E-5 promotions if I don’t fuck up.

>>509544634 (OP)
I'm too dumb for an office job so i unload trucks for 25/hr, i'm good.

>>509544634 (OP)
You can do that same job on land, with better food, in the air force. Though if you want to be an mp in the military that does real police work join the Coast Guard.

Already did and now I'm living life on ez mode 100% disability

>>509544864
boomer earnestness lost its hold on the young after iraq

>>509545021
>officer
no one will stop you from enlisting.

>>509544634 (OP)
Anons I do want to join the navy, I love the ocean and boats. I just don't want to get fucked in the ass.

>>509544634 (OP)
>I didn't want an office job either
Everyone wants an office job. You just made them unavailable with jeets, women, and AI. People aren't joining the military because they turned down a comfy office job with benefits, they joined because you took that away.
But nice try subtly pretending like Americans are okay with or chose the current unavailability of all unemployment except zogbottery for White people.

>>509544634 (OP)
Dual citizen here that applied and got ignored a decade ago

Now that WW3 is about to kick off, I get Navy emails and phonecalls every now and then, pretty fkn sus

>>509545684
BASED WIZARD
this anon gets it.
THANK ME FOR YOUR SERVICE (benefits)

>>509544634 (OP)
>Now I get paid less than minimum wage to serve my country!
>Travel the world and watch this dog die when we send it to check out an IED!
Wow great ad faggot. Dog handler is an absolutely horrible job for someone that likes dogs. If you ever have to deploy anywhere, you more likely than not will be watching that dog die a gruesome death.

God has spoken, 0P has N0 P

>>509545606

Why is a white cracker being featured? Where is Emma 2 mom, LaQuinta, LaNaynay, and Felonious?