How many times a day do you scratch your anus?

>>509547177 (OP)
Maybe once with the toilet paper while I'm taking a shit. Not really an issue if you wipe your ass properly.

>>509547177 (OP)
Dude has worms. Who's the real streetshitter here?

anons here use water when they wipe, right? that’s how you fully clean yourself and it removes any itchiness around the anus which is the direct result of an unclean ass

>>509547177 (OP)
Charlie Kirk just cant keep away from trying to make racist remarks.

>>509547177 (OP)
I'm literally scratching my anus right now. I'm basically fingering my asshole and yes I will be smelling my fingers afterwards

>>509547494
You wouldn't know that because you're an American. Act accordingly. Just half wipe your ass and periodically scratch the rest of the poo with your underwear. Thats how your people usually do it.

>>509547177 (OP)
Not very often since I use a bum gun like the rest of Asia. I think scratching your anus is largely due parasites, worms and toilet paper.

>>509547177 (OP)
If I don't shower in the morning probably once or twice. But upon scratching I immediately go and wipe.

>>509547177 (OP)
Just scratch or scratch and sniff? How is this political?

>>509547530
this is why your nus itches in the first place dumb dumb

anons, make sure to THROUGHLY wash your hands REGULARLY, and the butt itch will eventually go away

If you have to itch your ass that much your hygiene fucking sucks.

>>509547177 (OP)
It's probably easy to count the times I'm not scratching my anus

No joke, probably 15-20 times a day. It's such a normal part of my life I don't keep track.

>>509547718
George Washington never washed his hands before scratching his anus so why should I?

>>509547890
>easier*
Sorry, typo. Was scratching my amus

>>509547937
lmfao

>>509547177 (OP)
I never directly scratch my ass, I just rub it through jeans etc.

>>509547177 (OP)
I only do this if I've eaten cashews in the last few days. Cashews make my anus itch.

>>509547530
based

Zero

>>509547177 (OP)
i stopped washing my ass in the shower cuz its gay

>>509547177 (OP)
Charlie loves eating man ass

>>509547584
In the West they don't even deworm their school kids. Doctors don't even tell their patients about pinworms, so everyone has worms! Constantly scratching their assholes then shaking hands with each other, spreading worm eggs everywhere.
It's like, imagine never treating a lice infestation and just letting it spread to your whole country.
In Asia we deworm our kids regularly

>>509548180
this

>>509547177 (OP)
Jesus Murphy just buy a fucking toilet bidet and you'll stop scratching your anus you uncivilized dirty fucks. Its disguising. If you got shit on your hands would you just wipe it off with a dry paper towel? Why then would you do this to your asshole?

>>509547177 (OP)
I can't tell if this is a real tweet or not so just going to assume Charlie Kike fingers his asshole and move on

>>509547177 (OP)
I finger my prostate when my anus itches.

>>509547530
based

Publican legacy influencer abuse-object Charlie Kirk should be read in to satanic ritual abuse, fecophilia and parasite mind-control

If you don't own one of these basic items of being hygienic then you are missing out

>>509547177 (OP)
charlie pls

>>509547177 (OP)
i do a little wiggle side to side with a clench to scratch it without using my fingers cause thats yuck

>>509547177 (OP)
That interview of him eating with his hands was such obvious bait and the ecelebs just couldnt help themselves

>>509547177 (OP)
At least 200 times a day

>>509548792
My shitter uses rainwater so the pressure is non existent for one of these.

>>509547177 (OP)
>faggot constantly scratches his ass
lol

>>509548792
I just wash my ass in the sink bro

>>509547177 (OP)
I don't think I have ever

>>509547177 (OP)
He is almost certainly anti colonial toilet paper. 3rd worlders are well known to wipe their ass with their hand. Bare hand.

>the urge to scratch my anus

why the fuck did he phrase it like that?
could've just said "have the urge to scratch my ass", because now people assume you mean putting your hands inside your pants and literally scratch your anus.

>>509547530
I smell my fingers every time. Why do we have this compulsion?

i might do it once every few months? maybe?
do people not properly wipe their ass by taking a wet wipe and cleaning the inside of their anus with their finger?

>>509547177 (OP)
If you feel the urge to scratch your ass, it means your ass is unclean and you need to do a better job of cleaning it. Either go back to the bathroom and finish wiping, or use water to clean yourself like a civilized person.

>>509547177 (OP)
Probably at least twice desu. It gets itchy.

>>509548792
Just shove a little wet toilet paper up your ass and twist it around. Better than that weak sprayer.

>>509547494
i just avoid shitting unless i'm at home and take a shower afterwards. There's no other way to get fully clean unless you've got like a pressurized bidet or something.

Jeez. He's not using a premium buttplug.

>>509547177 (OP)
>charlie kirks likes how it feels when he "scratches his anus"
>in denial that people don't scratch their anus that often
i don't feel "relief" or pleasure sticking my finger up there, but I know some jolly people that do

>>509547177 (OP)

>>509547177 (OP)
first time i went camping at 16 i used some wild sage as toilet paper and it made my pooper itch until i was at least 23

>>509547494
i wipe until the paper comes back white, then do a wet wipe or two

>>509547177 (OP)
Once a month maybe? I don't have ass worms.

>>509547177 (OP)
0 times to be fair

>>509550242
What's it smell liek

>>509551039
Tonight my butthole fingers smell like a vagina

Forget I axed

>>509547177 (OP)
6 million times except on the Sabbath and then I hire a goy to scratch my anus for me.

Germ-wise, eating rice with your hands is no worse than eating pizza, burgers, or burritos with your hands. It's just a bit messier. As long as you wash your hands before you eat, it doesn't matter if you have scratched your ass at some point in your life with that hand. Everyone scratches their ass. Should we start eating sandwiches with a fork and knife?

>>509547177 (OP)
i dont have butt worms, so rarely

Eh im a diaperfag and so is my wife. I dont gotta worry about toilet paper. If number 2 then i just take a shower for being diaperfags we are religiously hygenic because we have to go out in public alot. Wearing diapers almost 24/7 requires exceptional hygeine. For shitting our pants, we never need to scratch our anus. Just wash your ass every few days bros.

>>509547530
I see you are a man of culture as well...

>>509551455
Holy based

>>509547177 (OP)
0, I eat plenty of fiber and don't have dingleberries

>>509547177 (OP)
Man are the zionists seething and this guy hasn't even won the election yet. I don't give a shit what his politics are, I'd vote for him

>>509547494
I eat healthy so my shits aren't messy. I wipe once and there's barely anything on it. Stop eating junk food or foreign food and you should be fine.

>>509548180
>>509548382
I stopped showering altogether after someone posted the pheromeones or we attracts oppsite females
it didnt work but After a week I just didnt want to shower anymore

Do you suffer from polished anus syndrome, /pol/?

>>509550791
>i wipe until the paper comes back white, then do a wet wipe or two
Stop giving away state secrets, there are Indian nationals on this board for fucks sake.

>clean almost every single object in their life with water
>but use toilet paper for their own ass

Americans please...

>>509550634
false, you can wet the paper (some, obviously not to the point of it disintegrating) if you have a sink next to your toilet
wipe using wet paper a few times until clean, then a few more times with dry paper
a shower is overkill for every shit

>>509547937
geggy

I wash my asshole with antibacterial soap every time I so much as think about Charlie Kirk.

>>509547177 (OP)
dysgenic potato head is also disgusting.

>>509547177 (OP)
Never. I also wash my ass with a bidet

>>509547177 (OP)
Jannies tongued my anus in my sleep once

>people need to wipe after shitting
Eat more fiber and the poops slide out like teflon and you dont Even need to wipe

>>509547177 (OP)
I don't need to as I have a decent diet, don't have worms and I clean my ass properly.

>>509547494
>not using an aloe vera pump
thank me later

>>509547177 (OP)
It gets itchy when you don't wipe properly. Charlie doesn't know how to clean his ass confirmed

>>509551300
Its surface area. Every rice bite is touching dirty fingers to rice that absorbs fart flavor. Eating a burger touches the top of the bun alone.
I guarantee you that mumdanie does not wash his hands

>>509550093
I pee in the sink like a real man

>>509547177 (OP)
This guys head is fucking misshapen. He is either Jewish or a mutant.

>>509547494
>water alone fully cleans
Not without soap it doesn't

>>509547530
based

>>509547177 (OP)
We will replace useless idiots.

>>509547177 (OP)
>Zohran Mamdani eating rice with his HANDS
Humans wash their hands IMMEDIATELY before and after eating, but when eating rice off the hands his mouth and tongue INEVITABLY touch his hands - completely unnecessary and disgusting!

>>509547177 (OP)
Not nearly as much as I scratch my balls

>>509547177 (OP)
A clean diet with a lot of fasting prevents an itchy anus

>>509550634
>unless you've got like a pressurized bidet
>unless
The pressurized bidet would just blast particles of shit everywhere. You would inevitably be covered in microscopic particles of shit. Only a shower can get you clean

>>509547177 (OP)
Fucking never. What the fuck is this white nigger on about?

>>509547530
based scratch n sniffer

>>509547177 (OP)
>this nigger scratches his anus
Lmao gross, how is the supposed "white supremist" as filthy as a jeet?

>>509547177 (OP)
If you need to scratch your ass that means you need to wash it. Or you have parasites. And that takes me to my question:

>is this kirk guy a homosexual?

>>509547177 (OP)
Does he not wash his hands?

>>509547177 (OP)
He just glosses over the obvious part where they like to wipe their asses with their bare hands because they claim toilet paper "makes their ass itchy".

>>509547177 (OP)
should be about 0 times in the past 30 years

>>509547281
Not completely true. If you eat crappy Third World food or drink a lot of booze, your shit can really irritate your butthole, leaving it inflamed and itchy with hemorrhoids. If you eat decent food, then yeah your ass shouldn't itch if it's clean.

>>509547177 (OP)
Zero, wtf?

>>509547177 (OP)
my anus almost never itches and when it does I go to the bathroom and wipe with toilet paper to scratch. If I touch it with my fingers my fingers smell so I don't do that

>>509547177 (OP)
Like never.

>>509547177 (OP)

>>509547494
If you only shit once a day, which is normal, just do it in the morning before you shower, then wash with soap. I'd assumed everybody did this.

>>509550634
this is the only way to ensure a properly cleaned rear end if you drop anything other than a no-wiper.

Wwhaatt?? Guy can't be serious right.

Scratch your anus?
what for?

>>509547494
if you spit on the toilet paper it helps cleaning

>>509564221
I can't believe people forgot about this shit already.

>>509547177 (OP)
Good thing no one eats cheeseburgers, pizza, or sandwiches with their hands

this is why you shouldnt eat fucking spicy food, why scratch your bumhole std infested or domething??

disgusting!

>>509547177 (OP)
Do Americans scratch their bodyparts, especially their ass by slipping their hand INTO their trousers instead of scratching it from the outside through the fabric if it's necessary at all?

>>509547584
>I use a bum gun like the rest of Asia
East Asians are superior to Euros in this regard
I learned about bum guns while travelling and now have one installed here. Saves a fortune on loo roll.

>>509547177 (OP)
nigga u eat chips with chopsticks?

>>509564480
good thing they're supposed to and forks and spoons were invented for eating completely different things like RICE

>>509558315
Until the foreign aid for food and meds run out, maybe. Then your population will return to what nature intends for fecal infatuated , diseased degenerates whose flag is a literal asshole

>>509547177 (OP)
Why are there so many people who have to scratch their assholes? Wash your asshole and this isn't a problem

>>509547177 (OP)
I'm 50 years old and i've never touched my anus with my bare skin.

>>509547177 (OP)
Zero times a day. Holy shit it's shocking how so many people are so disgusting

>>509547494
I lean over to the sink and wet the toilet paper. then use soap in the shower later

>>509561510
>bidet
Just install a bum gun. Let me explain how to clean your ass properly to savages
>take shit
>give your asshole a good spray with the bum gun
>wipe with toilet paper until clean
You're welcome

>>509547177 (OP)
Sharley Kurk tongues my anus several times per day

>>509547494
>he doesn't do the wipe and twist method
YNGMI
>t. wipes with tp until there's no shit coming off
>gives it another wet wipe or two to make sure
>doesn't sit around on the phone after shitting so the shit residue doesn't have time to dry

>>509565718
>Why are there so many people who have to scratch their assholes?
Because they have worms, anon.
CDC estimates around 10% of Americans have worms at any given time.
I suspect that figure is much higher.
Symptoms
of worms include:
Ass itching
Insomnia
Nightmares
Teeth grinding
Nose picking
Nail biting
Degenerate sexual thoughts
Anal fixations
Gooning
Gaming
Food cravings (especially sugar)
Addictions
Nasty habits

Look around you. All the poors have worms. That is why they are poor. Because they do not understand the worm menace and take zero countermeasures.
Poors have worms. Elites do not have worms.
It's very simple
Picrel: average American kid infested with worms

>>509551951
pheromonemaxxing doesn't work because society has long since convinced/conditioned women to think colognes and other cosmeticslop shit smells good, and are acceptable. Fucking cosmeticsjews assaulting our ability to bond and mate at the level of attacking our very own pheromones and natural scent.

It might work if you go to a country where the locals don't shower and cover themselves in cancerous (((cosmetics))) every day, but you'll just be overpowered by said locals.

LMFAO WHY WOULD HE SAY THAT

>>509552908
Don't worry, they don't use clean water anyway they just splash their asses with the puddle water they just shat in and dig their nails in for a quick snack.

Plus they're too stupid to learn, and too arrogant to change.

>>509558315
>can't even make his own country functional
>saaaar we are being of the take over
lol. LMAO even

>>509564644
their asses are too fat and blown out for them to scratch without giving it a serious dig. They're also too fat and undisciplined to be able to scratch an itch by clenching or flexing

>>509548470
I just use the hose in the backyard because I don't get why I would buy something for a single purpose when I already have something that does the same thing.

>>509547718
>anons, make sure to THROUGHLY wash your hands REGULARLY, and the butt itch will eventually go away

If i wash my hands, my anus won't itch? How does that work you fucking retard.

Wet paper gets inside my body

>>509547177 (OP)
1. you guys scratch your anus bare and not through clothes?
2. you guys scratch your anus with your right hand?

>>509547177 (OP)
>Charlie Kirk fingers his asshole regularly

>>509547177 (OP)
Fake but hilarious
thx OP

>>509547530

>>509547177 (OP)
per day? sometimes never.
unless you count when I wipe my ass, but I wash my hands with soap after

Bidet is the only option, or a shower head with a high pressure massage setting, or an enema after
Your sphincter is tubular, you need to clean the inside of the tube, wiping or even a conventional shower is superficial. I inject water into my rectum several times until the water runs clear, thus cleaning my anus from the inside out. Literally never have an itchy anus, and I only use toilet paper when I travel. If I’m not home with my bidet I buy enemas.

>>509547494
i never shit unless i shower directly after. i’m a true godly half alien hybrid above you disgusting animals

>>509547494
You're simply not eating correct if you need to hose down your asshole every time you shit

>>509547530

>>509547177 (OP)
>charlie kirk confirms he has parasites

>>509547177 (OP)
I took a good pounding last night, my silicone breast form plate arrived and I wanted to make a clip of me in drag getting fucked. So probably a lot of scratching today, I’ve considered shoving a tampon up my asshole just to see if it makes a difference.

Curious if toilet paper and/or wet wipes/baby wipes have BPA, BPS, or other endocrine disruptors that we daily introduce to the very absorbent tissues of the anus.

>>509547177 (OP)
I never have scratched my anus. I wash it during showers so it is not itchy.

>>509547530
Based

>>509562668
Booze doesn’t irritate your asshole, that’s purely your shitty diet

>>509566668
>>509551951
Oh believe me anons women subconsciously perceive if you are a suitable mate just by your smell. This shit too deep and even esoteric, refer to /x/ archives

>>509564644
I have no idea what my countrymen do, but the more I learn about it the more disgusted I become.

>>509547530
based

>>509568835
freak

>>509548180
I haven't washed my balls and ass for 3 years now.

How many people are gonna think twice before shaking charlie kirk's hands? Has this dude just scratched his anus?

ahahah this is fucking funny.
this is a still frame from CSPAN from yesterday when they were voting on the 6ig6eautiful6bill.
and they were literally groping each others asses on live tv.

i have no love for the major of NY but this charlie kirk guy needs to watch some CSPAN if he wants to confirm if anybody is groping some ass.

>>509569838
I’d give you the best head of your life, I’m a passable cross dresser so it’s not really gay.

>>509550242
Gotta make sure it's not a nasty smell
>but it's shit of course it smells nasty
No not that way, I mean you've got levels of nasty
There's shit nasty
Diarrhea nasty
And then there's the heavy chemical "what the fuck did I eat" nasty
>but why
You just don't know
Gotta make sure

>>509568835
A tampon up the ass is a fart silencer, use this info wisely

>>509570204
Remember when some staffers were caught buttfucking and the media swept it under the rug?

>>509570434
i’m married so that would never happen. id never cheat

>>509569182
they grope their asses on live tv while in a voting session in congress.
>>509570204

>>509570485
indeed.
and the reason for that was Lindsay Graham.
he was trying to make the sequel of the RAMBO 3 movie because he felt he needed to uphold his promises to the Ukranians.
he was trying to ship shit and do some Stinger missile Senator shit behind the curtains.
They published that story as a public blackmail to stop him from trying and also gave notice to the people he was dealing with.

>>509547177 (OP)
Charlie must have worms.

>>509548129
>Cashews make my anus itch.
What the fuck

>>509547494
Wipe and rinse, tried a bidet once and felt like my intestines wanted to escape through my nostrils.

>>509547177 (OP)
left hand for anus- right hand for rice

>>509547177 (OP)
Charlie Kirk confirmed for not knowing how to wipe his ass.

>>509547494
>>509566080
Based clean buttholechads.

>>509572166
i always take a shower after #2.
my biological clock is wired for it since i didnt miss a shower after taking a shit for at least 20 years now.
i am so disgusted if i dont take a shower that i will manage to hold for almost a week every time i go to a rave.
fuck those portapotties. disgusting.
and raver bitches with reeking asses.

>>509572356
>i will manage to hold for almost a week every time i go to a rave.
So you don't shit or shower for a week?

>>509572487
yea when i go to camping or parties.
it is what you call a biological clock.
i dont even force myself.
if i am near a shower it is another story.
it happens on its own since i am repulsed without taking a shower after taking a shit.
utterly disgusting.

>>509547177 (OP)
Lol Charlie Kirk just out here letting everyone know he has a pinworm infection he refuses to treat.

>>509572487
i gather you never enjoyed the great outdoors.
never went to camping.
never been to rave up in the mountains or forests.
there are no showers there.
only stinking portapotties reeking like a regular day in india.

>>509547494
I just use a bidet.

these zionists are absolutely terrified lmao

the jewish agents trying so hard to paint him as a foreigner

>I'm literally scratching my anus right now. I'm basically fingering my asshole and yes I will be smelling my fingers afterwards

>>509547494
That’s a buck, you fucking inner city nigger

>>509547925
You have pinworms dude, just go get some meds for it, I can't speak for USA but pinworm medication is over the counter in the UK and only costs the equiv of $10 USD, you take one tablet, wash all your clothes and bedsheets and they're gone and you'll never scratch your ass again, so long as you clean it properly after doing the business.

>>509570434
What is a “cross dresser”?

>>509574866
the wifes of many senators and presidents.
globally.
not only in the states.

>>509547177 (OP)
If your anus itches you probably have worms or don’t wipe well

>>509547177 (OP)
i give the ol' hole a good dig a couple times a day but it's through the clothes, i'm not jamming my hand in my pants. what gets me is eating with your hands after touching a myriad of public surfaces

>>509547494
i have trained myself to shit once a day before my shower

>>509547177 (OP)
If your butt is properly clean, healthy, and has no parasites you should have no itching. Itching is one of the first signs of pinworms or rash. Toilet paper+wet wipes or bidet, low inflammatory diet, and proper food hygiene are the way to go.
Anything else is turdworld.

left hand for anus- right hand for rice

>>509547177 (OP)
50% of men don't wash hands after using bathroom.

>>509576456
womens underwear looks like a murder victim

I scratch my nuts all the time when I’m at home

But never my ass

>>509575806
>Itching is one of the first signs of pinworms or rash
dont forget hemorrhoids

>>509547494
Yes.

>>509574945
>globally. not only in the states.
Wrong. Only in USA citizens know who the politicians are married to - in first world countries spouses stay in their own lane and their own business and don’t have time for babysitting their spouse, let alone mess with his/her job.

>>509547177 (OP)
If you don't do this you have dookie in your god given butt muscles.
>Poop
>Get in shower
>Lift a leg
>Spray butthole with the single jet spray(found on any aftermarket detachable shower head, found at local store for around $30)
>Watch poop fly into bottom of shower
>Feel good your asshole is being perfectly cleaned and scratched
If you don't do this you are a subhuman

>>509574945
yea go look at france next time and their so called first "lady".

>>509547177 (OP)
wtf is this faggot talking about, scratching his butthole? I bet this nigger eats pizza with a knife and fork.

>>509576749
>>509576999

>>509547177 (OP)
Who the fuck is scratching their anus? It doesn't get itchy.

>>509547177 (OP)
Wtf

>>509577269
Post documentation for France ever having adopted USA’s laughable concept ‘First Lady’.

>>509547177 (OP)
>>509547494
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>>509578364
a shower here and there and wiping your ass and washing your hands should be the limit.

this guy must have worms lmao

>>509547177 (OP)
>How many times a day do you scratch your anus?
when it itches, i get way up in there scratching it through my underwear because it feels good.
I then sniff it

>>509579321
fucking moron are you really this dense?
macrons wife has a dick.
call it whatever the fuck you will
first second or third lady.
she is no lady, regardless.