Polack in the ISS Cupola
The second Pole in space, technically
The first on the ISS
Thoughts?

>>509561135 (OP)
>a jeet and a polack in outerspace

One clogs the toilet the other one fixes it. Symbiosis

@SenBillNelson
>Great seeing @ESA astronaut candidate Sławosz Uznański in Warsaw. We gave him his astronaut corps nickname early: “Suave!”

>I think it fits, no?
the 14th NASA administrator,
Jun 3, 2023

Poland CAN into space!!!

>>509561197
ISS suffers from leakages recently, the russkies are at fault as always
it'll take a man on a mission to fix it
it'll take A POLE

>>509561135 (OP)
When the spinning ball-Earth is finally exposed worldwide for the 400+ year deception it was, Earth's entire population will suddenly be faced with the reality that every government, every space agency, university, secret society, religious organization, mainstream and alternative media outlet have ALL been duplicitous in propping up a monstrous manipulation to fleece and control the masses. The resulting mass mental exodus away from the control system is exactly what humanity needs. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these lying politicians, spokesmen, reporters and teachers suddenly change from being heralded voices of authority to being ridiculed, shunned and denounced as they deserve. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these governments, universities, media outlets and other entangled organizations which have long been hard at work weaving this multi-generational ball-Earth myth, suddenly and completely lose all credibility. Once the truth of our flat Earth gets out, so does the truth of these few elite families/societies who have kept this most important and fundamental reality from us for these hundreds of years! Essentially, once the flat Earth truth gets out, so does every other important truth by proxy, because this "mother-of-all-conspiracies" holds under its umbrella literally ALL of the other conspiracies, and exposes them.

i wonder how space feels physiologically, their heads and noses are probably stuffy 24/7

>>509561135 (OP)
>Thoughts?
The ISS is fucked.

>>509561379
can't wait for Suave to barge into the stinky lonely self-isolating russian section regularly, asking them questions such as "why so cramped" or "why so stinky" or "decor like at granny's" and "why are your eyes slanted"

hard to top the epic greatness of the 1st Pole in space
Polish national hero, General Mirosław Hermaszewski (1941-2022), first Polish space traveller, who flew on Soviet Soyuz 30 in 1978, gave an interview before he died, in which he answered a sudden joke 'flat earth' question with totally serious demeanour, saying, yes indeed the earth is flat

Video of the Polish cosmonaut saying this, short vid including the famous clip where Buzz Aldrin admits to a little girl that humanity never went to the moon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHsIuGB9e3M

>>509561285
>russkies are at fault
The analogue computer, resilient to electromagnetic disturbances, is made by Russians, you stupid monkey. We (Russian and American chads) should've never idiots from the Butthurt Belt fixated on politics and Russia let into our station.

>>509561512
i know youre trolling, but the comments under that video made me question humanity kek

>>509561512
>to top the epic greatness of the 1st Pole in space
>Polish national hero, General Mirosław Hermaszewski (1941-2022), first Polish space traveller, who flew on Soviet Soyuz 30 in 1978, gave an interview before he died, in which he answered a sudden joke 'flat earth' question with totally serious demeanour, saying, yes indeed the earth is flat
>
>Video of the Polish cosmonaut saying this, short vid including the famous clip where Buzz Aldrin admits to a little girl that humanity never went to the moon
>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHsIuGB9e3M
Yep there you have it. The Earth is flat.

>>509561544
what the fuck are you talking about? are you drunk again, vasilly? his launch was put off because Zvezda was leaking

>>509561135 (OP)
Was the space toilet clogged?

>>509561512
Holy fuck what a champ, a shitpost so perfect it'll live for decades after he's gone.

>>509561329
I can't keep a secret
You can't keep a secret
Why in the hell the vast amount people required to pull such a scam globally can?

>>509561935
>Why in the hell the vast amount people required to pull such a scam globally can?
But enough about covid.

>>509561135 (OP)
Holy fuck I didn't think space was real until I saw OP's pic here. Space (Outer-Wise): Fuck Yeah!

>>509562075
This
>>509561935
#1 the existance of the familes and race that is resposnsible is on the line. No trivial lie. Think like a militarynsecret.
#2 society is based on hierarchy. Which once was formed by competance, but today the top is replaced by parasites. The common man has no ideas so goes along with it. Authority comes tops-down.teachers teach what theybare taught. The prodesors teach the teachers what the dean mandates. The dean is or is working for a black noble family.
3# most important, yet the most esoteric..about 33% of people are hylics (they have no soul) literal mud mosters of atoms. And they are on the same side as the evil elite.the creator of the material world. The demiurgos

>>509561135 (OP)
Poland finaly can in the space?

>>509561285
you have never done anything in space independently. not even with esa (getting carried by france and germany). stop larping.

>>509561135 (OP)
Why does he have to wear a belt in zero-G?
how his pants falling off?

>>509561135 (OP)
Track my family all the way to russia before africa because africa is a country
and we love eating yt boys like you in afrikkka
we are the true slavs we are the true eastern european
we are the negroid out in full force with our 10 footers slung over our shoulders impregnating every woman that looks at it
the sight has them on their knees shaking with pleasure
You see the slav negroid cock has psychokinesis we can make women orgasm without contact time and time again since we so skilled with our two brains one in the glans and one in the scrotum
soon your wife too will feel the power of the negroid slav and all of his melanated power.

>>509561935
You are a dumb golem and will never get it. If you wanted to know the truth it would have happened by now because all the information is there and has been for decades now.
Anyway, CGI is all you get in this you retarded golem which is more than you deserve anyway.

>>509561135 (OP)
totally not cgi look

>>509561135 (OP)
>Thoughts?
Is he going to make buckwheat for lunch in his thermos?

>>509561285
Wasn't USA lesbian astronaut behind this?

>>509561135 (OP)
it'd be so fucking cool to sit in that spot for a while and just watch the earth go by.

>>509567431
nah, its just that the russian module is really fucking old and always has these leaking issues.

>>509561135 (OP)
Polacks=Kikes

>>509561135 (OP)

Did they provide him with a special plunger for space?

>>509561135 (OP)
Why only one? They should have sent all of you.

>>509561135 (OP)
Those look like newish clothes cause they just got there
But they wear them until the clothes are too stiff and smelly to move, then they throw them overboard and get a new pair
Utterly disgusting, neets in space
They have a shower, there's no excuse not to have a washing machine
Imagine the smell

i want to punch him in the face

>>509570171
u jelly?

Why is this site full of total fucking retards

>>509561135 (OP)
Nice! The first Pole that went up broke his promise and said the world was flat. This one probably won't do that.

>>509561135 (OP)
Very german phenotype. Earlobes might hint at some kikery in his family tree.
All in all, well done Poland.