Thread 509567056

>>509567056 (OP)
You should understand how necessary coffee is when more than half the year you are balls deep in snow.

>>509567056 (OP)
Protestant work ethic

>>509567056 (OP)
Drikker dere ikke kaffe i Russland? Hva faen? Har dere ikke råd til kaffe? Har dere fått dasser inne etter dere stjal dem i krigen? Nei dra meg baklengs inn i fuglekassa...

Muh hot bean water

>>509567056 (OP)
What's wrong with coffee?
>It's le brown!
Cure yourself from your closeted scat fetish for 3 seconds and answer my question.

>>509567056 (OP)
tea is better imo, but coffee is nice as well

You are all like little babies compared to us.

>>509567360
What is per capita?

>>509567056 (OP)
Did you know that Finland had the first pre-roasted coffee bean seller in the world?
Before that everone was like "Wtf you mean pre-roasted beans? Everyone roasts their own beans!"

>>509567056 (OP)
>clear correlation between coffee consumption and whiteness
Guess you just explained colonialism.

>>509567105
Not a reason.

>>509567056 (OP)
coffee is the drink of the herrenrasse. subhumans go for tea

>>509567360
You just drink coffee in spite of the bongs who traded tea back then and therefore was a no-no.

>>509567581
you cant even afford coffee

>>509567478
Lower, we actually found something where they wuz kangz though

>>509567056 (OP)
nordics singlehandedly keep out economy afloat thank you nordbros

>>509567685
It was stupid even for a seething swede, swen.

>>509567360
>not adjusted for population
typical mutt brain

>>509567056 (OP)
>wrong
We have functional societies. You should try it.

>>509567678
My dude, it takes 3 cups of the most potent tea to equal the caffeine content of a cup of coffee. I don't have hours to waste drinking and pissing.

>>509567056 (OP)
I'm chugging coffee right now and I love it

>>509567692
52.1 Kilos, the fact that is their average there is crazy.

>>509567056 (OP)
I drink 5 mugs of coffee every day

>>509568021
That is like 14 cups a day.

>>509567581
Yes it is, being drunk at work in the middle of the day isn't acceptable in the civilized world, so we drink coffee instead.

>>509568105
To become Nordic or die early?

>>509567921
I just had an early afternoon coffee myself, it was great.

>>509568191
I drink around 7 double espresso shots a day

>>509567056 (OP)
I drink mostly tea though I do enjoy cappuccino and latte as well

>>509567056 (OP)
New white map just dropped

>>509567168
Kek. Basert og rødpillet.

>>509567907
A typical cup of tea has about half as much caffeine as a cup of coffee.

I only drink powder coffee, and only in the morning, to wake up. Never liked the taste, and it makes your teeth yellow, but I drink it to cope with a long day.

>>509568828
Yeah, it's like NZ vs Aus

>>509568688
I rather think Central Africans just boost your per capita numbers

>>509567262
Caffeine tolerance and withdrawal. I once went cold turkey from the coffee and energy drinks and it was hell on Earth. I only stick to tea unless I really need the caffeine boost from now on.

>>509567056 (OP)
Finland IS a Nordic country. It's not a scandinavian country, though. Nordic countries refer to Finland, Estonia, Sweden, Norway, Denmark and Iceland. Scandinavia as a term excludes Finland and Estonia, since it's a literal geographic term, but Finland is a part of Fennoscandia together with the other Nordic countries. Saying "Nordic countries and Finland" is like saying "Great Britain and Wales", or "United States and Washington"

>>509567566
>clear correlation between coffee consumption and whiteness
kek

>>509567105
tropical hellholes like here and the philippines love coffee, that's not the reason

>>509568193
>being drunk at work in the middle of the day isn't acceptable in the civilized world

>>509569078
We need to go back to 50s corporate culture here where everyone was just shitfaced by the end of the day and drunk drove home, you guys just never gave it up.

>>509568981
> Finland IS a Nordic country
I love how you constantly get offended when somebody mentions that finno-ugric swamp tribes are neither Nordic, nor Scandinavian, nor Germanic.

>>509567056 (OP)
no clue
i've never liked coffee
(there are two packs of coffee in my apartment nearing 10 years old now, does coffee even get old? idk)

Nordic countries have the best climate for growing coffee.

>>509567056 (OP)
Damn what's up with Luxembourg?

>>509568528
i hope, beef steak + 2 cigars + 8 double esperesso ?

>>509567056 (OP)
Already had 3 cups of coffee this fine saturday and the day is still young

>>509569299
I drink cappuccino from a coffee machine, it's very tasty, maybe you buy it completely processed and that's why it's crap

>>509567331
Tea tastes like dirty water

>>509568981
Who the fuck cares..
Also, you'll never be considered an equal by the other scandis, you've alwaya been serfs to either swedes or russians. You're the Romania of the north

>>509569299
I thought I didn't like coffee when all we had was burned robusta from a filter machine. Then I tried arabica and machines with proper pressure and got into it. Nowadays I use a mokka pot + grind by myself. It's best to buy fresh beans btw, not more than a month old from roasting if possible.

>>509567360
Stop rigging the stats you heathen inventors of the abomination that is decaf.

>>509567056 (OP)
They made heroin illegal

>>509567262
It, like GUNS and ... corn? are the three crops America actually leads other countries on industrially.

If you don't know about this, you aren't seeing the realpolitik clearly.

>>509568985
SOVTH BRVZIL is Germanic

>>509567056 (OP)
Coffee got pushed by the sobriety movement and replaced alcohol to stop people from day drinking which in turn cemented it in culture

>>509569570
>pic
Replace the cross with Thor's hammer and its based

>>509570103
Try roasting, Alex, it's heaven.

>>509570425
This looks like the winning answer. Americans are better worker bees; we prefer to get smashed after work, at least historically.

>>509571597
1) I have no idea where to get the beans from
2) Professional roasting is a complicated process that involves centrifuges, drying etc afaik. I don't think it's that easy to recreate just with an electric oven. Might be easier with a stove or furnace which isn't available for me as of now.

>>509571821
It's pretty easy. Buy a $150 electric roaster. Buy some green unroasted beans. Once you start looking you will see them everywhere. Rest the beans for 24 to 36 hours after roasting. Delicious!

>>509567581
nobody in your shithole actually lives close to the polar cycle west of the urals

>>509567331
According to this map, I'm Turk

We want you to kill us. Take a hint, chump

>>509567056 (OP)
Coffee Brotherhood is Based. I'm drinking coffee right now.

>>509567105
No. It isnnot the snow, the lack of sun light.
So you either drink alcohol, coffee or hard core drugs.

>>509574520
Is Gevalia actually a popular coffee in Sweden? It sold in supermarkets here as a Swedish brand.

>muscovites are too broke to import coffee
lmao

The Ottomans brought coffee to Europe from Ethiopia and Sweden in particular had this weird love in with the Ottomans.
It's a Protestant thing too because American's are even worse in this regard.

>>509575138
Löfbergs and Gevalia are about tied.

>>509575138
Eeh, it's okay coffee least it's way better then "Löfbergs Lila" that's rat poison and common as free coffee at work. Not even worth it as free

>>509567056 (OP)
Finland is a Nordic country, dumbass.

Maybe you should drink coffee like real men and you might actually win in Ukraine this decade.

>>509567710
It's the least we can do for having our back during our darkest hour.

>>509576188
All coffee is rat poison and Gevalia is even worse than Löfbergs.
t. addicted to this crap since I was 14
>>509576250
Coffee is a drug. We are technically drug addicts for consuming it to the point of needing it to function.
Its harder to quit than nicotine ffs.

>>509567360
That's one thing I like about America that I hate about the rest of Europe, they know what coffee is, no espresso faggot shit, when you ask for coffee, you get coffee.

Everywhere else in Europe they start interrogating you on what kind of faggot shit you want like I walked into a Starbucks, just give it to me straight in a mug, milk, no sugar I'm sweet enough, thank you very much.

I almost went insane in Austria trying to get a normal cup of coffee.

>>509576148
>>509576188
I enjoy a cup o' Gevalia. It's way better than Maxwell House and almost as good as Starbucks.

>>509575138
>>509576148
Also Gevalia is owned by an American company since many years. Probably why you see it on stores over there.

Me in the morning when colleagues try to discuss something.

>>509569270
Yes, because God forbid someone mistakes us for Slavs.

>>509576730
I don't. All coffee is poison and I hate myself for still consuming it.

>>509576798
>American company
It's all Egberts, which is Dutch. Kraft makes shit for US market. Egberts bought our largest coffee brand some years back too.

>>509575138
It's pretty good. Currently drinking rn. Overall, I think I prefer Zoegas.

>>509576623
>Coffee is a drug. We are technically drug addicts for consuming it to the point of needing it to function. Its harder to quit than nicotine ffs.

Who fucking cares, same thing with nicotine, I'd do cocaine if it was legal.

>>509576713
>I almost went insane in Austria trying to get a normal cup of poison
ftfy

>>509575138
I use Arvid Nordquist coffee beans

>>509576966
Whatever. Poison is poison no matter who distributes or owns it.

>>509577036
>Its harder to quit than nicotine ffs
Nah. If you're physically addicted, the headaches will go away after a week or so. Tobacco is much much harder due to the whammo combo of nicotine + MAOIs.

>>509577159
>Muh poison
Sure thing. Bet you enjoy a good kebab pizza though.

>>509577036
Of course you would, lolbert.

>>509576188
We get them both here and I think you got them mixed up. Gevalia is truly terrifying toxic sludge only suitable for constipation patients. Löfbergs is bland but tolerable.

>>509576623
I never said it was good, just that I'd choose it above Löfbergs if I was at gunpoint.
I don't drink that much coffee these days perhaps once a week and I usually do a strong cup of lavazza rossa, black
>>509576730
Can't say I've tried it but if you'd choose Gevalia over it. It must be bad

>>509577201
>>509577201
>Nah. If you're physically addicted, the headaches will go away after a week or so. Tobacco is much much harder due to the whammo combo of nicotine + MAOIs.
You never tried to quit. Stop spewing bullshit you know is bullshit. You just say this because the rest of this caffeine addicted society parrots it. Coffee is the most normalized drug there is. Thats why there is this consensus that it only gives you a headache for a week or so if you quit its no big deal lol.
Go fuck yourselves to death now, slime. All of you. You ruined my life with this shit.
>Bet you enjoy a good kebab pizza though.
No. I do not enjoy that or consume that. Go fuck yourself to death now.

Danes are too lazy, undisciplined and weak to work. What is the point of having top level education if you are too lazy, depressed and weak to work ?

And thats why they import people like me to do the heavy lifting and mantain the social wellfare state with taxes.

>>509576339
It's a shame our current government would rather support the ruzzian horde.

Finns are pretty good at hockey

>>509577467
Actually upon further elaboration its coffee and porn which are tied for most normalized drugs in the world. And both have destroyed the lifes of so many. And you are certified pieces of shit that should have your dicks cut off and shoved down your throats if you disagree. The end.

>>509570242
>buying from America is LE BAD!

>>509567105
People survived and thrived living here for hundreds of thousands of years (even during ice ages) before the dipshits here started drinking coffee.
I blame Islam and Christianity. Espiecially the weird love affair between Sunni Turks and Germanic Protestants.

>>509577618
Don't forget sugar.

>>509578399
Actually yeah great point.
I guess this constitutes a trinity of poisonous stimulants then.

>>509578356
And no. I despise Orthodoxy, Catholicism and Shia Islam as well. But Sunnis and Protestants are the worst.

>>509577467
>>509577618
>>509578356
>>509578844
>>509578926

Fuck you’re a grumpy loser. Go stick your dick in a fish or whatever you do to calm down. Maybe some coffee?

>>509567056 (OP)
they have neither fin nor dick

>>509569078
weak response

>>509579384
That all you got, huh? Just spiteful insults?
You should have your dick cut off and shoved down your throat then because you obviously disagree with me that caffeine and porn are poisonous drugs that should be treated as such until we are all weaned off it forever and its use becomes illegal. Especially adults who push it on children should just be executed and thrown in bogs. Because thats basically child abuse and fuck that shit.
You think i overreact, right? No. I am not overreacting. This is personal to me. Fuck your Loxism. Because thats what this actually is.

>>509579951
I’m off to think about my life choices

Sorry

>>509567056 (OP)
nothing

>>509567056 (OP)
ADHD & Autism

>>509580121
No. We are coffee addicts because we were not autistic enough. We need to become more autistic, my man.

>>509567056 (OP)
What the FUCK is Luxembourg's problem?

>>509567056 (OP)
>What's right with the Nordic countries and Finland?
ftfy

>>509580320
Its a microstate.

>>509568949
Caffeine withdrawal is nothing. You are just a pussy.

>>509580320
If you filter poorfags, we would be way over that number.

>>509580599
>t. never even tried to quit

People drink a lot of coffee in here

>>509567581
now do only St Petersburg. every street has a Kofe-Haus or Shokoladnitsa

>>509580714
I did :D
You really are just a weak willed faggot who can't stomach the mildest withdrawals one could get from any drug.

>>509567056 (OP)
I hate coffee.
Stupid bitter turkish drink.

>>509581109
>I did :D
No. You did not. Liar.

>>509581186
Its not Turkish. Its Ethiopian/Arab and it was Arabs that introduced it to the Ottomans who then exported it into Europe.

>>509567056 (OP)
is koffe good for you?

>>509578356
>I blame Islam
the fuck, those shitskins have been for a few years they have had literally zero effect to our culture unless you count gang rapes and gang shootings, grenade attacks, grooming gangs, women drugging rapist muslims, etc. as culture

you are either a complete shitskin retard or a zoomer that thinks that non-whites in the Nordics were always a thing? They were not.

youre welcome :3

>>509567056 (OP)
We have a much stricter alcohol sale, more expensive alcohol and nicotine, so people tend to go for stimulants that are easily available and cheap. Also culturally we just drink more coffee than tea, so instead of afternoon tea, we drink coffee etc.

Source: I am a norfag.

>>509567056 (OP)
Good coffee is an art

>can't wake up
>Liquid ampfetamine solves it
>Boring at office
>Liquid ampfetamine to the rescue
>Diabetes nap after lunch coming
>Liquid ampfetamine denies it
>sun is going down
>Time for liquid ampfetamine
>Long way to drive home
>Something to not fall asleep

>>509581431
Oh its you again.
Coffee was introduced to Europe via Ottoman soldiers who left stashes behind during battles with the Hungarians. It rapidly spread from there and the beverage became especially rooted in protestant countries.
Me knowing this basic fact of history does not make me brown or black. In fact sun exposure in the summer makes me look like a candy cane.

>>509567056 (OP)
Kino.
As a black man, drinking my 2 daily cups makes me feel white after seeing this.
God bless the nordics.

>>509567056 (OP)
nothing, coffee is good for you

>>509570425
>replace one drug by another drug

>>509567056 (OP)
>another russnigger thread criticizing other countries
maybe take a look at your own shithole first muhammad

>>509582003
No drug is good for you. Its only "good" for you once you are such an addict you need it just to function.

>>509581429
Both of those women have penises

>>509570425
That too sure. But coffee was already here (but it was considered a luxury item at the time) before the sobriety movement started pushing it.
It still underscores my thesis of it being the Protestant drug of choice first introduced into Europe by Sunni Muslims.

>>509567056 (OP)
Coffee is an American thing. Historically British Empire owned India and had a lot of tea. For Americans tea was a luxury but coffee from South America was affordable. If you drink coffee, you're closer to filthy mutts. If drink tea, you're closer to patrician bongs.

>>509567056 (OP)
Wtf, I personally consume 1 lb of coffee PER WEEK

>>509582373
No I have already outlined itt that its a Protestant thing introduced at first to Catholics by Sunnis. But it was Protestants who latched onto it even more. With the exeption of British Protestants who as you say latch onto tea more.

>>509567056 (OP)
CAWFEE
LUV ME CAWFEE
I CAN'T START THE DAY WITHOUT MY DIARRHEA COLOURED LIQUID
I'M A HUGE FAGGOT
I LOVE CAWFEE

>>509582259
Why did protestants pushed it? Because they thought it would make working easier? Because they saw it as a way to reduce alcohol consumption?

>>509567581
What's Russia's tea consumption though? I bet it isn't far off from the Nord's coffee levels. They just like a different kind of caffeinated beverage.

>>509582522
As another anon already said it was in large part due to the sobriety movement here pushing it as a substitute for alcohol.

>>509582506
I drink both. I brew tea leaves in a teapot and make coffee in a moka pot.

>>509582635
Coffee is comfy indoor food to get away from strangers

>>509582891
Is what you tell yourself to rationalize your addiction.

>>509582373
Why not both? We always drank coffee, but it's usually coffee in the morning, tea in the evening. Coffee was associated with Europe whereas tea with the colonies where it was too warm and humid to drink coffee. Some would bring the habit back.

>Coffee arrived in Britain in the 17th century, with the first coffee house opening in Oxford in 1650. Coffee houses quickly became popular social hubs in London and other cities, known as "penny universities" for the intellectual discussions they fostered. While tea eventually surpassed coffee in popularity, coffee experienced a resurgence in the late 20th century, leading to the modern coffee culture seen today.

>>509583008
We were the ones bringing the coffee, it came from Kenya.

>>509583008
>We always drank coffee
Since 17th century is not since always. Same deal with tea really.

>>509583118
When they would advertise tea they would put a jeeta on it

i used to drink 5-10 cups per day but then i just lost the taste for it

Is there a chad version of this meme? I am tired of basedjaks representing the good people

>>509583266
Do your women drink coffee? Shouldn't they drink to keep them calm? That's half the consumption right there.

>>509583118
Then how did coffee arrive in Europe via the Ottomans who got it from Muslim parts of Africa sooner than you started exporting it from Kenya?

>>509583372
*drink tea to calm them down

>>509583404
we were not the only source, as the russian mentioned most of it came from the Americas. but we were one major source so the idea we didn't drink coffee at all is moot

>>509583007
Gangstalking is real though.
I'm not a schizo.
It just doesn't affect me cause I'm off-grid and introversion-pilled so I almost never deal with it

>>509583487
A lot of it came from Dutch Indonesia too hence the term "Java".

>>509583566
I am introverted too. At least I try to quit coffee though. I know I don't actually need this shit in my body. And neither do you.

>>509569078
>>509567581
based ivan, i'm drinking right now

>>509582196
God I wish

>>509583748
Y-yes I do!
It's too /comfy/ to give up

>>509583372
in the US they drink tea, but it rarely gets hot and humid enough to appreciate tea like that in Europe. US is basically a giant modern day colony. if you have had a holiday somewhere like that then it's like reminiscing more than anything, that's where the British obsession with it would have come from.

>>509582373
I drink tea to be closer to my based ancestors.

In addition it's also cool, tasty and healthy.

>>509567056 (OP)
Finland is a Nordic country. I don't usually drink coffee but when I do I can't stop until I just decide to not drink coffee anymore. It fucks my head and stomach because all I do is drink coffee, no water, no food.

>>509567056 (OP)
Something tells me the Nordics don't brew their coffee the same way we do. You can make 1 cup of coffee with 200g of beans if you prefer it that strong. I don't know the maximum concentration possible to obtain but they're measuring the "coffee consumption" by dry weight of beans.

>>509567581
kill yourself my guy

>>509586166
how do you ? pour sour shit into a huge fucking kettle ?

>>509567692
One kg pr week is not that much imo.

>>509581899
So do you blame Christianity for potatoes?
Trade goods, animals, crops, getting traded around is hardly a feature of islam

>>509567168
kek ola

>>509567056 (OP)

10 cups a day master race reporting in

>>509567581
You get the good tea from Chyna, we get some Earl Grey stalks

>>509567056 (OP)
coffee good doe, antioxidants keep your skin healthy, just don't drink late at night or it'll mess with your sleep

>>509586358
>>509586166
having looked it up

>Nordic coffee culture is deeply rooted in light roasting, which preserves the bean’s natural acidity, florals, and complexity. But here’s the twist: light roasts are less soluble, meaning they extract more slowly and require more coffee per cup to achieve the same strength and flavor clarity

So they're basically coffee autists. Light roasts + aiming for high concentration + coffee served black. Meanwhile other countries might make 4+ pots of coffee with the same amount a Fin uses to make a single cup.

>>509568981
>Estonia
Fuck off with that eastern european shit. You are barly nordic yourself, but we accept you because you are on our latitude even though you clearly are some mongol mixture.

you know whats better than coffee?

vodka and coffee mixed together

>>509586726
What's your plan on having a heart attack?

>>509567056 (OP)

I drink Monsun Malabar. Its an indian Coffee made like it was done in the 1700s. This is the original Coffee like its supposed to be. You cant buy this in the supermarkets.

>>509587104

I dont give a shit. It gives me a buzz so its worth it.

>>509586782
funnily enough, can confirm.
im swedish and think light roasts are the best.
though, the concept that you need more is not exactly true, as light roasted coffee contains more caffeine per portion of beans, than does medium/darker roasts.
instead, you need to modify your brew time and grind size for it to take slightly longer. this also applies to natural process coffee (bean fermented and dried with fruit pulp still on)
t. used to run a fancy coffee shop

>>509587104
It beats fetal alcohol syndrome, right?

>>509576713
Kyllä juhla mokka on paras. Jämpti.

>>509567056 (OP)

Highly productive people enjoy stimulants, while the dregs of society enjoy depressants. It's literally that simple. Look at the heavy wine drinks Euro meds for instance. When's the last time they invented anything worth a shit beyond sports cars?

>>509587283
Probably not.

>>509586783
Swedes always knew how to deal with the swamp mongols lol.

>>509586782
>>509587255

Thats just bullshit. I dont even think we have Light roast in the stores. Just dark roasted and middle roasted.

>>509580121
Looks comfy

>>509587852
its not just bullshit from a brewing perspective.
unless youre referring to "whats swedes think" (i assume our culture isnt exactly "rooted" in light coffee), or not having light roast in the stores (that is some serious bullshit that i wouldnt accept).

>>509586782
get mogged little leaf

>>509588096
I drink like 2L of strong coffee per day. I think that puts me in the ~12kg per capita category.

>>509588556
thats not healthy bro. take it easy.

>>509568981
>Nordic countries refer to Finland, Estonia, Sweden, Norway, Denmark and Iceland.
Estonia and all other countries are not aware of that news - I suspect you’re the ‘referent’ you refer to...

>Scandinavia as a term excludes Finland and Estonia, since it’s a literal geography term.
Iceland is also not in Scandinavia.

>>509585986
I don’t appreciate the taste of coffee very much,
but its aroma creates good-feel and hygge.

>Tea is tasty
I agree.

>>509588642
caffeine has limited effect on me, I do find it hard to get out of bed some days after going way over that limit.

>>509589296
it has a psychological tolerance curve, but the physical damage it can do to your innards in high doses/amounts doesnt have that same curve.
youre probably hurting yourself, which would be the source of your sleep/energy issues. its likely youre not sleeping deeply at night.

>>509589468
Sure but nowhere I look will tell me any longterm health concerns of high doses of caffeine.