Slovak Slayer
ID: Nqas1K7G
7/5/2025, 5:11:57 PM No.509578803
Let’s set the record straight. Hungary is a 1000-year-old nation forged in blood, steel, and Christendom. Slovakia? A railroad junction invented by French diplomats and Czech opportunists in 1918.
Hungary stood at the gates of Europe and fought off Mongols, Ottomans, and Bolsheviks. Slovakia was too busy herding sheep and copying Hungarian culture to even exist on a map. Every Slovak “tradition” is a watered-down Hungarian leftover. Their castles? Built by Hungarian kings. Their language? A dialect cobbled together by Habsburg bureaucrats who needed local peasants to pay taxes.
You know who founded Bratislava? Hungarians. You know what its real name is? Pozsony. Slovaks didn’t even control their “capital” until some clueless Entente diplomats drew a line on a map without ever stepping foot in Central Europe.
Hungary gave the world Liszt, Bartók, Rubik, and Puskás. Slovakia gave us... what, exactly? Ice hockey players and low-cost automotive factories?
Trianon was not a fair treaty; it was a punishment for siding with the wrong team in WWI. But let’s not kid ourselves: Slovakia didn’t “liberate” itself. It was handed over like a consolation prize to the Czechs, who treated Slovaks like second-class citizens until 1993, when Slovakia finally got to pretend it was a real country for the first time in history. Congrats on the peaceful divorce, Slovakia too bad your entire GDP depends on foreign car manufacturers and EU subsidies.
Meanwhile, Hungary survived Mongols, Turks, Habsburgs, communists, and Soros NGOs. Despite the betrayals of its neighbors and the globalist vultures, Hungary still stands. Budapest is a cultural and architectural jewel, while Bratislava is a glorified truck stop on the way to Vienna.
Say what you want, but history speaks for itself: Hungary is eternal. Slovakia is a typo.
Hungary stood at the gates of Europe and fought off Mongols, Ottomans, and Bolsheviks. Slovakia was too busy herding sheep and copying Hungarian culture to even exist on a map. Every Slovak “tradition” is a watered-down Hungarian leftover. Their castles? Built by Hungarian kings. Their language? A dialect cobbled together by Habsburg bureaucrats who needed local peasants to pay taxes.
You know who founded Bratislava? Hungarians. You know what its real name is? Pozsony. Slovaks didn’t even control their “capital” until some clueless Entente diplomats drew a line on a map without ever stepping foot in Central Europe.
Hungary gave the world Liszt, Bartók, Rubik, and Puskás. Slovakia gave us... what, exactly? Ice hockey players and low-cost automotive factories?
Trianon was not a fair treaty; it was a punishment for siding with the wrong team in WWI. But let’s not kid ourselves: Slovakia didn’t “liberate” itself. It was handed over like a consolation prize to the Czechs, who treated Slovaks like second-class citizens until 1993, when Slovakia finally got to pretend it was a real country for the first time in history. Congrats on the peaceful divorce, Slovakia too bad your entire GDP depends on foreign car manufacturers and EU subsidies.
Meanwhile, Hungary survived Mongols, Turks, Habsburgs, communists, and Soros NGOs. Despite the betrayals of its neighbors and the globalist vultures, Hungary still stands. Budapest is a cultural and architectural jewel, while Bratislava is a glorified truck stop on the way to Vienna.
Say what you want, but history speaks for itself: Hungary is eternal. Slovakia is a typo.
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