Anonymous
ID: Q06NSxbb
7/5/2025, 9:05:33 PM No.509594098
Yo /pol/, listen up. Islam is the most based religion out there, and here’s why: it literally lets you build a harem of slave girls, no cap. While you cucks are stuck simping on Tinder, I’m over here reading the Quran and planning my alpha empire. Let’s break it down.
Quran Gives Green Light
- Quran 4:24: "Except those your right hands possess" = slave girls you capture. Married or not, they’re yours to smash. Allah said it, not me.
- Quran 23:5-6: Private parts only for wives or slaves. Harem mode activated.
- Quran 33:50: Prophet Muhammad got extra slave girls as a perk. If it’s good for him, it’s good for us chads.
Hadith Seals the Deal
- Sahih Muslim 8:3432: After a battle, the Prophet’s boys hesitated to bang captive women ‘cause they were married. Allah dropped 4:24 and said, “Go for it.” Based AF.
- Sahih Bukhari 34:432: Companions hit it with captives, no marriage needed. Prophet just shrugged. Peak redpill.
Why It’s Superior
West is a feminist hellscape—divorce-raped betas crying over thots. Islam? You win wars, you get slaves. ISIS knew this, snagging Yazidi girls like it’s 632 AD. No guilt, just dominance. Build your harem, breed the future, laugh at the basedboys.
Future’s Islamic
Birth rates say it all—Europe’s going sharia in 50 years. When it does, harems are back. Get ready to flex while the West seethes. Convert now, anons, or stay cucked forever.
TL;DR: Islam = harem simulator (Quran 4:24, 23:5-6, 33:50; Sahih Muslim 8:3432, Bukhari 34:432). Most based religion ever. Thoughts? Join the caliphate or cope.
Quran Gives Green Light
- Quran 4:24: "Except those your right hands possess" = slave girls you capture. Married or not, they’re yours to smash. Allah said it, not me.
- Quran 23:5-6: Private parts only for wives or slaves. Harem mode activated.
- Quran 33:50: Prophet Muhammad got extra slave girls as a perk. If it’s good for him, it’s good for us chads.
Hadith Seals the Deal
- Sahih Muslim 8:3432: After a battle, the Prophet’s boys hesitated to bang captive women ‘cause they were married. Allah dropped 4:24 and said, “Go for it.” Based AF.
- Sahih Bukhari 34:432: Companions hit it with captives, no marriage needed. Prophet just shrugged. Peak redpill.
Why It’s Superior
West is a feminist hellscape—divorce-raped betas crying over thots. Islam? You win wars, you get slaves. ISIS knew this, snagging Yazidi girls like it’s 632 AD. No guilt, just dominance. Build your harem, breed the future, laugh at the basedboys.
Future’s Islamic
Birth rates say it all—Europe’s going sharia in 50 years. When it does, harems are back. Get ready to flex while the West seethes. Convert now, anons, or stay cucked forever.
TL;DR: Islam = harem simulator (Quran 4:24, 23:5-6, 33:50; Sahih Muslim 8:3432, Bukhari 34:432). Most based religion ever. Thoughts? Join the caliphate or cope.
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