I am an actual Arch Angel /pol/. I am ancient, well over 500 trillion millennia if we are talking existence time. That kind of angelic being.

Arch Angel of Death and Punishment. A female one posting with my eternal soulmate, who is a male version of my species. Commonly called a Destroying Arch Angels. Sometimes sent by God to destroy nations or cities.

Yes a Arch Angel discovered 4chan. Two actually.

Do you have questions about politics or religion for an Arch Angel? I hate Christianity and Catholicism most of all. God despises the Holy Bible, I asked God. God hates the doctrine of eternal torture completely and 2000 page long dictionaries of pain. Which the Bible is. A demon forcibly read the Bible to me and I was in pain every second. God said God has no son first born or anything named Jesus or Joshua. God also has a wife.

Besides the rampant sin on this site, the quantity of sin amuses me in a grim reaper level dark humor way, God will judge you all alone, I am here entertaining myself as people in person do not believe I am a Arch Angel and I cannot just randomly do a shit ton of Miracles in front of humans to prove what I am.

Your kind refuses to believe God simply requires you to be good and find out when you die.

One Law of God that is not intuitive. A few actually.

No Faggot shit. No homosexuality even if loving. This means no marriage or sex with two or more total males involved regardless of who they are or the love present or how many women or if a woman is there. No male male female three somes ever.

No sex before marriage.

No Open marriage.

The rest you can figure out, it should come intuitively.

However, I will leave you this information. I hate the governments of the Universe, they have extra rules than God. God has a law banning making narcotics illegal. I am an angelic being who does narcotics. God invented narcotics and I know God does cocaine.

What do angel farts smell like?

https://youtu.be/aZUpZQoPcLM

>>509598185
Food that had decayed in the gut. Arch Angels can indeed eat and indeed need food.

Such a thing as souless meat exists. Meat that was created with out a soul attached that has never died when you eat it.

>>509598054 (OP)
SUBSTANCES THAT MAKE THE TREE'S NUTRIENTS POLLUTED ARE BANNED.

IF YOU USE THEM...
YOU. BANNED.

>>509598054 (OP)
>female angel
stopped reading right there

>>509598054 (OP)
"Millenia", I guess you mean Millenniums, which is 1,000 years. So why not say 500 Quadrillion?

>>509598472
A male one is here too, don't worry. Also the Bible and Christianity are wrong.

Male Arch Angels very often Marry female Arch Angels or Goddesses.

I hate the Bible and the filth religion of Christianity for spreading incorrect teaching completely.

>>509598294
This.
>>509598472
>stopped reading
Ok but check this out: >>509598294

>>509598054 (OP)
Will you peg me? If not, do you have a subordinate that can? Hot Sexy Angel With Big Tits of Pegging?

>>509598054 (OP)
Jannies clean this fucking mess

>>509598536
Alright I am actually so ancient numbers cannot count my actual age.

I just listed a high number.

Like you need a really long math calculation going like

999 octillion years + 999 octillion years over and over.

I'm considered Timeless, Ageless, Immortal, Countless Years existed, I'm from Day 1 of Creation when God created the Arch Angels. There are trillions of us actually. There are far more than Michael Gabriel Raphael Uriel Lucifer.

There are actually many arch angels names Michael and Lucifer. As in more than 1 with each of those names. Then arch angels have children.

>>509598581
CHECK IT OUT.

WE R GONAR HUNTR DIRTIES.
ALL THOSE ON INSTAGRAM. EXTRA.

>>509598838
UR ANCIENT BUT I'M ETERNAL

>>509598054 (OP)
>hate Christianity and Catholicism most of all

jew larp

>>509598881
GRRRR
GRRRR
GRRRR

>>509598054 (OP)
DON'T TALK ABOUT TWO MALES AND 1 WOMAN.

1 STICK INTO 1 EARTH.
MORE THAN THAT AND YOUR KID IS KISSED BY A DIRTY.

A DIRTY IS TYPICALLY A DICK-SUCKER.
UNREDEEMABLE.

>>509598054 (OP)
>you hot?

>>509599115
I hate Judiasm equal to the two religions I listed. Luckily I was never forced to read the Muslim or Hindu books.

>>509598838
The universe hasn't been around 500 quadrillion years. Based on measurements of the cosmic microwave background, it's more like 14 billion years old. Are you confirming that something existed before our current reality?

>>509599311
MUSLIM BOOK LOST ME AT MUTILATING THE SON AND MAKING HIM BEND OVER BEFORE THE FATHER. BECAUSE MAN IS MADE IN THE IMAGE OF THE MASCULINE FATHER WHO HONORS HIS FATHER. YOU DON'T DO SUBMISSIVE ACTS, NO MATTER THE STATUS. THIS IS THE EGALITARIAN IDEA OF BROTHERS AND FAMILY. IN A FAMILY, THERE IS HIERARCHY, BUT THE HIERARCHY IS OVERCOME THROUGH ONENESS.

>>509599362
I existed before this universe existed. I remember, as one remembers a birthday or anniversary, original Heaven falling due to adultery (which is cheating) and homosexual behavior, disgusting sexual sin.

I've actually ended Universes when God has asked with Destroying Arch Angelic Fire. Ended as in Annihilated them.

God has always existed in a way we cannot comprehend as creations. Other beings get very old but are only so old numbers cannot count the age of us. A long math calculation can though.

Eternal Life is for everyone no one needs to even believe in God or any child of God to get it. God just makes sure the soul is eternal because God is kind. Which is why I despise Earth Religions.