The fuck did he see in those woods?

>>509607274 (OP)

who?

>>509607379
2 year old got lost in the appalachian mountains, they found him a few days later in perfectly fine health miles away but in a catatonic state pictured

>>509607274 (OP)
meth

>>509607274 (OP)
I didn't know we were still abandoning ginger boys in the woods.

he didn't see, he heard
>He got a real purty mouth, ain't he?

>>509607519
hmm must've been bigfoot force feeding him boiled eggs

>>509607274 (OP)
>>509607519
He was probably traumatized due the fact that, I dunno, he was 3 years old and had been lost in the wilderness, alone, cold, and hungry for 3 days? Most adults would have died in that situation if they didn't have their cell phone with them

>>509607274 (OP)
Jews

>>509607645
Being left alone in the woods is every 3 year olds dream on a daily basis

>>509607519
He got lost in Montana.

>Webb
We care about jews now?

>>509607519
Oh wow, they found him just in time. I'm not quite used to 4chan making me feel good.

>>509607274 (OP)
he saw a burning bush and became jewish

>>509607274 (OP)
This kid is 6 now. Feel old yet?

I remember last year or so, multiple children disapearing and the news reporting for at least a week each time.

The most absurd one was a 7 year old autistic boy who was gone for 12 days. They said because of his autism he had great survival skills, drinking from rivers, eating berries, sleeping in caves.
It was insanity really. The lil nigger drowned on day one and was found hundred miles down the rivers.
The amount of cope was really creepy

>>509607274 (OP)
Why did he turn blond and is bleeding from his nose and gums? Also how do you lose so much weight in only 3 days?

>>509608771
Those are symptoms of dehydration. Lips crack and bleed and the mucus membranes of the nose do the same. Weight loss because the human body should be about 85% water.

>>509607721
Yeah, and then the night comes. Not so much fun anymore t. been there done that

>>509607274 (OP)
Same thing we all find in the woods at that age, forest porn.

>>509607274 (OP)
Some anons will tell you he saw a skinwalker. But guess what? right pic is the skinwalker

>>509607274 (OP)
Probably stumbled across one of those famous bigfoot orgies

>>509607363
>>509607274 (OP)
Bruh.. THATS NOT THE SAME KID
>HAIR COLOR IS DIFFERENT
>HAIR LINE IS DIFFERENT
>TEETH ARE DIFFERENT
>EYE SPACING IS DIFFERENT
>NOSE IS DIFFERENT

>>509607519
>>509607379
>>>509607642 # >>509607645 # >>509607741 # >>509607951 #
The thing is, it's physically impossible for him to have traveled that distance. Not even a man could have done it in that time.
They called off the search and someone found him outside of the search area the next day father away than is possibly.

Either
>Ayys
>Animal carried him
>A human moved him and probably sodomized him in a masonic ritual. I hear they have a huge presence there

>>509607274 (OP)

>>509607274 (OP)
He got organ harvested by the kikes

>>509610332
Didn't he say there was a bear?

>>509610360
Or molested by them

>>509607363
FPBP

>>509610524

>>509607645
That seems a bit far fetched, anon. Take your meds.

>>509610819
do you want the answer to this or is this troll?

Probably his reflection, what an exceptionally ugly child

>>509609391
Fag.

>>509607721
Can confirm. 50 yo booner here, it's still my dream.

>>509607274 (OP)
He got torn away from his skinwalker mommy

>>509607274 (OP)
He saw Baba Yaga's penis.

>>509609577
Bigfoot is a coomer

>>509610332
2 miles in 2 days, physically impossible?
That little kid could have easily cleared that.

>>509607363
>>509607274 (OP)
> I've seen things....

>>509610332
it takes about 15-20 minutes to walk a mile

>>509610332
>The thing is, it's physically impossible for him to have traveled that distance.
>>509607587

>>509613837
>>509613652
I thought it was 12 miles in like 8 hours
Either way, no the 2 year old isn't doing that.

>>509607274 (OP)
Ok good it's not just my YouTube that's suggesting random shit.

>>509607645
This
The night would have been terrifying as a child that age

>>509607274 (OP)
He's literally just a weird looking ginger.

>>509613990
>the 2 year old isn't doing that.
Seems like reasing isn't your forte.
He was 3 years old.
And even at an extremely leisurely pace and stoping for breaks, 2 miles in 48 hours is a breeze, especially at that age where they have energy in spades.
Not to downplay the dangers of a 3 years old alone in the woods, but distance wasn't a factor there.

>>509607274 (OP)
lmao dat Gayby got diddled by a Wendigo XDDD

mischief in the mikvah.

>>509607519
>2 year old
There's your answer. It would be horrifying for an adult, yet alone a toddler.

>>509613652
2 miles of mountain is kinda hard. I got to the summit of a mountain in the bob marshall wilderness and right when we dropped our packs we got an emergency satphone text that "you are kettled by a wild fire on 3 sides of the mountain the western slope is your only egress leave now no one is coming". We boogied off that mountain as fast as we could and then the fire continued to follow us up and down every mountain we had to get past to get out. We did 8 miles a day and that was at a death is coming for you no time to take a piss sort of pace. 2 miles is very impressive for a kid.

...

>>509615159
English and logic aren't your strengths

A 3 year old isn't going to make it 2 miles either. He's going to go around in circles.
Stop acting like he's trained and running on a track. Iirc this was also through the fucking woods.

>>509607693
>Jews
Holy Lord are you serious?

>>509607274 (OP)
He found my secret stash lol

>>509607274 (OP)
>he turned into odo from ds9
thats not the same kid

>>509616578
>He's going to go around in circles.
This is you assumption, with nothing to back it up.
Maybe he didn't go in circles and that's why he managed to make 2 miles.
Also you don't seem to process that it was 2 miles in FORTY-FUCKING-EIGHT hours.
You can get farther in that time doing dark souls rolls. Why wouldn't a 3 year old be able to do it?
And either way he did do it, there's not even an argument there.

Bigfoot took care of him

>>509610332
>sodomized him in a masonic ritual.
always with the ass rape

>>509607794
he's a kid
wtf is wrong with you

>>509620003
48 hours with no food, no water, through the fucking woods, in a straight line, 3 years old
Just doesn't happen

>>509617144
How can you have any doubt about that?

>>509620728
You can survive 3 days without water.
It's easily possible. Appalachia also has tons of water so he would have had access to some water.

If I had to guess, knowing my toddler, he literally ate bugs and worms and shit and drank out of leaves while walking

Legit probably survived better than grown arse men would cause he has no barometer of what not to do. Little fucker probably ate rabbit shit, kids pick up all sorts of shit and just eat it.

the question is how were the parents stupid enough to let him get lost in the first place? who lets a 3 year old out of their sight in the wilderness?

>>509607274 (OP)
He seen the devil in them woods. He's nine now and still has the thousand yard stare.

>>509621151
The animals in the forest probably brought him snacks. Animals would not have seen him as a threat. Their instinct would be to protect him.

>>509607591
Kek

>>509607274 (OP)
dat nigga dun seen sum shit

>>509607274 (OP)
>The fuck did he see in those woods?
That's not him, that's a changeling. He is with the faeries now.

>>509607274 (OP)
Any follow up on this kid? Do we know if he's a schizo or something because of the experience? I think his reaction is funny and I'm actually glad he survived.

>>509607274 (OP)
PIC RELATED

>>509615775
>It would be horrifying for an adult,
not it wouldnt, queer

Bears, mountain lions, coyotes, wolves, and multiple cryptids, some of which were completely unknown to everyone else. But it was still better than society with shitskins, and that's what left him so horrified.

>>509607274 (OP)
He saw me doing my best to be a better person.

The Grandma Kappy/Robot Grandma story is kinda spooky. Sort of similar to this, but the kid said he was taken to a cave where there were metal people and old camping equipment/guns. He said the one that took him looked like his grandma but that she was "shiny".

>>509607363
What did he see?

>>509622718
Ryker Webb

>>509607363

>>509607274 (OP)
He supposedly spent two nights in a neighbor's shed, although two miles is a long distance for a neighbor,

>>509620003
>2 miles in FORTY-FUCKING-EIGHT hours.
>You can get farther in that time doing dark souls rolls
mythbusters should attempt this

>>509620663
It’s a pretty popular activity

>>509615858
I can do 20 miles a day with little effort. Humans only survived because of our incredible effective range.

>>509613652
No no, he did not disappear from his home anon. He however was found fairly close to it