crypto american thread because bongs can't post here anymore

this thread looks haram

>>509615286
It could be kosher, however.

>>509615173
there's a variant of her somewhere in the multiverse where she's still a virgin and spends her spare time volunteering and reading classical literature and reciting it on her tiktok to rekindle interest in our dying culture

retards are incumen in

>>509615271
Thats not till the 24th I think.

I really don't get who I'm meant to vote for anymore. Convervatives are jeeted and pozzed, Reform sucks jew cock, Labour is still fucking labour. I don't get it

>>509615626
There's nobody worth voting for. We kept trying to tell you for years.

>>509615480
i hope not
i hate how eerily similar her eyes are too mine in some pictures

>>509615524
no need to announce your arrival lad we can see your posts

>>509615626

Reminder Josh got banned on 4chan for CP
and he got banned by his own friend on discord for CP. He posted CP in /uhg/ on Friday night and then had a huge meltdown about it today (pretending not to be Josh but spending several hours defending josh lol)

well thats his bots fucked lol

>send wife out for a piss up
>waiting 5 hours for wife to come home
>she’s spent £70 on drinks
Good job I’m into piss because £70 is a fucking joke

Late night thread.
Shame about the jews.

Who's in the bunker? Who's in the bunker?
Women and children first, and the children first, and the children
I'll laugh until my head comes off
I'll swallow until I burst, until I burst, until I
Who's in the bunker? Who's in the bunker?
I have seen too much, you haven't seen enough, you haven't seen it
I'll laugh until my head comes off
Women and children first, and children first, and children

>>509616486
He talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a detuned radio

>>509616486
The dave clarke remix of idoteque is a banger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IkP88bQ_RU

>>509616486
>You see, the world's falling apart at the rifts
>And surprisingly, the leaders can't make any sense of it
>You mean nothing to the world, we're all someone else's fool
>But oh, what can you do
https://youtube.com/watch?v=osmGWSjL0Io

>>509615626
Rather jew cock than muzzo cock

>adding electrolyte powder to sparkling water yields a more aggressive reaction than coke and mentos
Huh. Thats how you make decarbonised water then.

>>509616772
Sounded like greenday at the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-t263IR52c

Might get a German-style toilet.

>>509617291
Around the same time period.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=S_Xm9BzpwPc

>>509617612
Unfortunate ID

just had a wank
ran out of lube so used moisturiser instead
aha

>>509617612
a wife?

>>509617612
I heard most German men sit pissing.
Is it like a Japanese toilet?

>>509617699
Clipdick?

>>509617699
You must be circumcised

>>509617768
what la?
also
am getting in bed

>>509617636
I dont remember this tune.
Banger desu. I was listening to fucking Ash and girl from mars about this time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU1CDSP7FRk

>>509617819
Circed?

Lol jdawg doesn't even have a complete penis, rough life for him roflmao

>>509617835
Shame, had a good message. Did this song for my schools talentshow. Fucked my throat up for a week.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qnk2ABlIDkU

>>509618094
Unfortunately I have seen his willy. And heard it slap his thigh. He does in fact have a foreskin.

>>509617014
Why either?

If you don't use lube when you wank you get erectile dysfunction when you try to exploit a pussy

>>509618120
I sung Zadok the priest before my balls dropped.
That fucks you up.
night all.

>>509618185
I bet the pictures weren't timestamped, he's actually a partial penis, foreskinless, he's a hatless policeman. Tribehood confirmed

>>509618284
i use lube and still got ed now what

>>509618284
>when
Bit optimistic of you pal

>>509618390
literally don't look at a photo of a woman and don't wank for at least 3 weeks
you are so fucked that is all that will save you
>>509618444
feel bad for you

>>509618039
No la

>>509618387
CBA fi ding the bid, so here. https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/https%3A%2F%2Fsendvid/country/GB/order/asc/

Jnigger doesn't have a full penis

This'll cure your ED la

josh has literally never had sex lol
well unless you count being raped by his grandad and stepdad

>>509618589
Not clicking that

>how do I cure my ED?
just make sure to bring your favourite porno with you on your phone when you have sex with a woman
can't be getting distracted by the real woman

>>509615480
Still wouldnt trust her.
>>509618631
>can't into URLs
Yet you have seen Josh's willy? I doubt that
>>509618599
Brb incubating ovaries

Erectile dysfunction but also is and always will be a virgin, kind of doesn't matter though does it?

>>509618594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQkGZxVgTfg

>>509618761
>can't spread his seed
No wonder you're a cunt.

>>509618750
You're trying to make me victim of an online molestation, I'm not submitting myself to sexual abuse from some Jew, go fuck yourself freak, I'm calling ofcom

Corr some old gameplay of me playing doom
https://sendvid.com/8x1eouvw

>>509618873
You've misunderstood, but if course you did

>>509618895
>Wet in ID
Lmao wetlad

>>509618876
>>509618937
>gets called out
>immediate defense
Stop drinking.

am in bed lads
sick of bames

>>509618968
Wet 4 U x

>>509618992
Stop jewing

why do jannies ban this image?

>>509619092
https://voca.ro/177y1bPb0BVh

https://sendvid.com/05737oqi
Lmfao

>>509619398
kek

Filthy kikes

>>509619398
Post all your vids. I'll train an AI on you.

>>509619472
>privately PROSECUTE
Beg yer pardon?

>>509619579
Jews gonna jew

Josh is a jew lol
and a pedo

>>509619489
Kek I'll have to collate the links
https://sendvid.com/nfsm7b56

>>509619628
Doesn't answer the question.

Kek

>>509619706
https://sendvid.com/cdie4r28

Good times
https://sendvid.com/maij6q1m

been watching charlie veitch videos for hours
every time you watch things get more fucked

>>509619489
https://voca.ro/19UUGj9nUFpX

>>509620078
"dick suckin lips" - Rafael Martinez

might kms might not idk

>>509619764
Damn the bitch is hot

>>509620674
Why?

>>509620761
his hot nosh machine is down for the day

https://voca.ro/1oKeTIcejj2w

>>509620855
>all carbs
Would sooner go hungry.

>>509620078
>josh in a wig

>>509620761
hungry

>>509621097
Drink water. Worms are telling you to eat sugar.

>>509621159
i dont want sugar just havent ate anything in ages

>>509621059
It's me dressing gown hood ffs

https://voca.ro/1mtB9LGGc8Ol
i'm actually an american

>>509621364
Go drink some water.
>>509621420
>dressing gowns have hoods
Since went?

>>509621548
no
no food either
might have some whisky somewhere

Is this good flirting?

>>509621483
Walk in a circle and say that again
>>509621650
>he doesn't have water
Just how poor are you?

What's proper South West love?

Looks like I'm getting laid tonight lads. Tinder.

>>509621737
https://voca.ro/1fbMJKG8VUmj

>>509621806
I've never gotten a match on tinder. But I haven't used it since I was 18. How do you get matches?

>>509621548
Since shein

>>509621806
>tonight
A morning shag you mean.
>>509622012
D-do you eat MREs?

>>509621737
i have water
i said no to water
no food
poor choice of words

>>509622126
Oh. How disappointing.
>>509622175
Drink some water. You'll stop being hungry.

>>509622279
no

>>509622308
Then stop whining.

>>509622149
https://voca.ro/16ZF7raimKV6

>>509622350
no

i checked you were right i dont actually have water

>>509622603
F

>>509622412
Ive been bamboozled by a nerd in a squeaky chair within a small bedroom. The same person sir kier warned me about!
>Britain facing new terror threat from generation of ‘young men in their bedrooms’, Starmer warn
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/starmer-rudakubana-southport-killings-terrorism-b2683514.html

>>509615234 (OP)
>Write mean tweet directed against illegals who shouldn't be here, sent to prison, get beaten up by prison guards and mistreated
She should get out and then sue them all, sue all the cocksuckers

>>509622603
https://youtu.be/N-03yK8SNJA

>>509623074
Not needs updating.

>>509616293
>Waiting 5 hours for wife to come home
You won't be seeing her until noon

>>509623117
i've got tap water fuck
just not stooping that low
might make tea

>>509619472
If Jews would start openly assassinating brown rats I wouldn't hate them so much

>>509623211
Buy eggs in the morning. Keep for months if you store them properly.

>>509623397
missus used to do the shopping
fuck all's been done round the house ever since
i know the responsibility falls on me now or it should anyway i think? but am just too depressed to be bothered