After watching football, I get dressed and head to the fair with my friends. We have to cross the whole fair to get to the best part and one of my friends decides to go to the stuffed animal dart stand
Well, it turns out that there was my ex with her bf, the poor bastard throwing and nothing, he couldn't hit the target. So I got next to him, gave the 3 euros to the gypsy of the stand, and PEW PEW PEW, dart to balloon, dart to balloon, dart to balloon
The bf's face was a poem and I can't even imagine my ex's, I didn't even look at her. I picked up a Squirtle stuffed animal and told one of my friends "Here, take it for your gf" out loud while I telekinetically sent a FUCK YOU to my ex and his new toy
What a night boy, what a night

>>509626239 (OP)
Sounds like a good time bro, glad the universe smiled on you tonight

>>509626239 (OP)
OP is a faggot

>>509626239 (OP)
Keyed

>>509626239 (OP)
But you’re at home telling 4chan about your fair adventure while Hes pounding your ex

>>509626239 (OP)
I don’t really care

>>509626239 (OP)

>>509626239 (OP)
Epic move, anon. I'm glad you had a good time. Cheers.

>>509626239 (OP)
>his

>>509626239 (OP)
>And his new toy
OP is a faggot
>Why is this off topic non political, like shilling allowed?

>>509626239 (OP)
>ex and his

>>509626613
This, OP's ex is a tranny, lmao what a faggot.

>>509626239 (OP)
I don't get it

>>509626239 (OP)
>i went to the fair alone
>i played darts alone
>i won a stuffed animal that is meant for romance but instead i gave it away as i have no romance
>my ex moved on to a new man already
damn. and you shared this story as if it is a good one?

Well done Anon. Well done.

I hope both of those bitches spent their nights crying over your superiority.