Why aren't you taking a nap right now, /pol/? Don't you know by now that napping solves literally everything?

The more we all just say fuck it and lie down for a nap, the less rotten bullshit they do, and the better the world becomes. And when we're done napping, we can get up for awhile, look around and get sick of this rotten world again, and lie right back down for yet another nap.

Yessiree, Bob -- you should definitely be napping

>>509626355 (OP)
napmaxx, erryday

>>509626355 (OP)
I can't nap correctly. :( it ends up being a multi hour sleep, and then I feel like shit the entire rest of the day.

>>509626438
woo hoo

>>509626596
That just means you need even more sleep

>>509626355 (OP)
I just took a 5 hour nap [I sleep whenever I feel like.]
Neetmaxxing right now

Based

>>509626355 (OP)

ok but get real the feeling after waking up from a nap and realizing fucking 2 hours just passed and its 7pm is fucking depressing

powernapping is the only solution

>>509626355 (OP)
Bro's Spainmaxxing

I used to live in VN, where most people just bum around and try their best to do nothing, still, it's one of the most corrupt, oppressive, unfree and low trust societies out there.

>>509626822
i was genuinely surprised at OP's flag.

>>509626785
It's depressing because you weren't awake making even more money for The Man

You sad little brainwashed drone

>>509626651

I dunno, maybe. I've been a routine 4-6 hours per night sleeper most of my life. I've been sleeping more more the last few weeks, I've been drained.

>>509626355 (OP)
Take the quadphasic sleep pill.

4 sleeps:
1. 4 hours of sleep at around sundown, except you
* wake for the watch (about 12). you do some kind of work today.
2. 4 hours of finishing sleep, basically resume like usual.
3. also, you take a 20 minute nap most days at around 10 AM
4. and another nap at around 2 PM

What's quad phasic about it, isn't that just getting up at night, and having two naps?

Well, the thing is once you have this habit, you can easily move your 4 hours around.

4,4,nap,nap
becomes
4,nap,4,nap
or any of the other possibilities. Just make sure you get 8 hours and no more.

You can also take quad phasic sleep into another use, where each is 2 hours. Don't do this often, but it's a survival trick when things are difficult. I would say no more than 3 days like this. Then get two full 4 hour sleeps (no more!!!) and always in their approximate quadphasic position.

It's like a 4 leaf clover of sleep.

>>509626355 (OP)
A nice lie down. A wee bit of shut eye. A short siesta. Time to take a snooze. Forty winks.

>>509627258
I wonder what got you thinking about polyphasic sleep.

>>509626355 (OP)
I always pee when I take a nap , what do ?

>>509626596
Practice anon, you'll get the hang of it and if not no big deal

>>509626355 (OP)
Nap long enough and it turns into depression.

>>509626355 (OP)
I fucking hate sleeping. It's extremely hard to fall asleep, takes too much time and feels like shit after waking up. I enjoy laying in my bed and do nothing thoughbert

Needing naps is a sign of having diabetes/cardiovascular disease.

>>509627740
Take some kind of blood thinner like an aspirin or serrapeptase to improve your circulation so that sleeping more rejuvenates you and feels good mang

Three rules for a happy life;

A crap
A fap
A nap

There you have it my friends.

>>509626596
i like napping uncomfortably. like with loud music on, lights on etc. if i'm tired enough to want a nap i can fall asleep easily under most conditions but making it uncomfortable helps me wake up within 20 minutes.

>>509627901
The ultimate purpose of all life in the universe has now been achieved with this realization

>>509627767
I hope it kills me while sleeping desu

I can never decide to take a nap. Even if I'm piss tired and have the ability to do so. The only way I'm falling asleep is if it's involuntary. Going to bed at night time is already a chore. Always has been.

I wish I could nap forever
Nobody would care

>>509626355 (OP)
>>509626610
>>509626651
>>509626957
>>509627840
GOSH I'M FEELING SLEEPY /pol/ AREN'T YOU FEELING SLEEPY I KNOW IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY BUT YOU SHOULD STOP NOOTICING SO MUCH AND JUST SLEEP GO TO SLEEP DON'T EVER BE AWAKE GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP
>t. Eglin Airforce Base

consider your real one status revoked. burn global for all I care, you’re dead to me

>>509626785
Everyone at working fucking sleeps all day my friend told me the other day he slept so much at work he couldnt sleep between shifts

>>509626355 (OP)
I only nap at work, why not get paid to do it? Like shitting, I save it for the office when I am on the clock, free toilet paper too.

>>509626355 (OP)
This is true, the Spanish were right.

>>509627488
checked, I discovered it, thanks to investigations etc. I tried doing a different sleep cycle, but too many people are circadians, so you're stuck, you have to be also. But, you can use this technique to get good sleep and vary it. Like say you have a kid. quad phase sleep is great, the couples just split it up, you take a 20 minute nap at like 6. Then you stay up with the baby until 12, when your wife wakes. You maybe do a little work of some kind. Then sleep 4 hours. You then pick up the other 4 hours either around 10 or around 2 PM. At the other approximate quarter zone you take a 20 minute nap.

It's insanely EASY because we all carry an alarm clock in our pockets.