Leads a diaspora from Egypt into a desert for 40 years, that would of taken 6 weeks at most at a childs pace to traverse. Somehow comes out with magical rules on stone tablets that suits him not being personally rebelled against.

>Thou shalt not kill
Yeah... murderers were already being imprisoned/punished in the region you idiot.

>>509656004 (OP)
needed 40 years to weed out the jews?

Pro tip: It’s all fake

>>509656004 (OP)
Have you read OT at least?

>>509656004 (OP)
>that would of taken 6 weeks at most
It did but some kikes were afriad of the Giants and didn't trust God so he punished them

>>509656004 (OP)
Ever met jews?
They are really bad at navigation.

You know it’s a story and one of that shit actually happened though. It’s good for the kiddies, to hear repetitively so they can be brainwashed cult members too.

>>509656004 (OP)
The number 40 holds deep biblical significance as a period of testing, trial, or preparation—seen in Moses leading the Israelites to wander the desert for 40 years as divine punishment and purification after their lack of faith (Numbers 14:33-34), while Jesus fasted for 40 days in the wilderness (Matthew 4:2) and ascended 40 days after His resurrection (Acts 1:3); intriguingly, though not explicitly recorded in the Bible, historical accounts show that exactly 40 years passed between Jesus' crucifixion (around 30 CE) and the destruction of the Second Temple in 70 CE, a period some interpret as a final divine warning or prophetic fulfillment marking the end of the old covenant and the birth of the Church age.

>>509656004 (OP)
the bible was written by jews
they want you to bargain
if they say they traveled 40 years, you say 3 days, they say 20 years, and so on
they claim Methuselah lived 969 years, you say 50 years, they take it down to 96 years, and so on

>>509656424
Kek!

The commandment tablets were made from pure crystal.
The stone thing comes from Hollywood

>>509656004 (OP)
God turned the Sinai desert into a loading zone for 40 years.
Very similar to a hyperbolic time chamber.

>>509656004 (OP)
He probably spent the 40 years raping kids.
Like all jews Moses also raped kids.

>>509656169
To be fair the giants still fucked them up because they had chariots. Then when Saul realized you could live peacefully with the giants god threw a hissyfit and that's why psychos like david rule you now.

It's kinda funny to have a god who's so impotent and racist that he demands his followers do genocide and in fact ideal men for your religion are neither wise nor strong. But duplicitous psychos.

>>509656004 (OP)
i thought they were made to wander that long as a punishment

>>509656004 (OP)
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>>509656169
Do you faggots even read the Torah? The actual story is so much funnier.
So Mosheh decides to let the intrusive thoughts win and guides the heebs by following "a pillar of fire by night and a pillar of smoke by day" aka the Milky Way galaxy.
For those of you who have never set foot out of Babylon, you can see the Milky Way with the naked eye during the day if there's no light pollution.
And yeah yahweh cursing everyone to die in the desert save Aaron because they were bitch tier was pretty hilarious.

>>509656154
No, he really did part the red sea. That actually happened back then. True story.

>>509656004 (OP)
it took 40 years because it was actually from india
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5-iWABFjGo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2ld4hwwfrE

there is no record of jews being held by egyptians and they kept many records, there is no evidence of anyone living in the sinai desert
it is mythology

>>509658225
>there is no record of jews being held by egyptians
Yes and no. The Jews claim to descend from the Apirus. They're not really, of course, it would be like an American LARPing as an ancient Israelite.

>>509656004 (OP)
Moses was the elder brother of Akhenaten
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thutmose_%28prince%29

>>509657895
i heckin LOVE hebrew lore

>>509656004 (OP)
lol i always laughed at this too. I figured they got turned around in the arabian peninsula or something

>>509656004 (OP)
they followed an UFO.

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>>509656004 (OP)
Imagine a million jewish women nagging you. He did the one thing he could, kept walking in circled til the ones who remembered Egypt died off.

>>509660121
>Imagine a million jewish women nagging you. He did the one thing he could, kept walking in circled til the ones who remembered Egypt died off.
BASED

>>509656004 (OP)
It's possible that the people who lied about death rollercoasters and human lampshades also lied about parting the sea and sticks turning into snakes. Just saying.

>>509660529
Frankly, I'm amazed he had the patience to keep it up for 40 years.
Although, back then "40 years" was a euphemism for a "lifetime", so that may have played a part too.