Thread 509656658

Name your three wishes. There are no infinite wishes.

>>509656658 (OP)
Destroy all reality. Done. Total entropy win!

>>509656658 (OP)
I wish women permanently turn the color of the darkest men they fuck

>>509656658 (OP)
Make jews the biggest supporters of white people worldwide. You can give the two other wishes to the next guy

>>509656658 (OP)
1. Cute Nerdy redhead wife
2. Geenie's freedom
>That's only 2

>>509656658 (OP)
No infinite wishes? Ok how about just like 20 more than?

>>509656658 (OP)
1. I want to be a billionaire.
2. I want polygamy to be legal in Canada.
3. I want to keep my first wife as a companion but I want three additional babymaking wives who are white, hot and fertile

>>509656658 (OP)
I'll only need one.
>>509656865
Kek. Maybe two.

>>509656658 (OP)
>All indians suddenly become self aware. This lasts only a moment before they vanish from existence.
>Same with the jews.
>To always have exactly as much money as I need.

>>509656658 (OP)
I just want to be happy....

1.peace on earth
2.goodwill towards men
3. big titty goth gf

1. remove all jews from existence
2. give me the 4th Reich in the US, with dictatorial power and a party, and an army to clean up the rest of the nation with
3. >>509656865

>>509656658 (OP)
1) Kill me.
2) What's taking so long? Seriously, kill me now.
3) Called your bluff, bitch faggot

>Gainful employment in a job I enjoy
>a modest home
>friends
I'm pretty simple and don't want much.

>>509656658 (OP)
>a kit kat
>a kit kat
>a kit kat

>>509656658 (OP)
>kill all kikes
>make all countries homogenous
>you are free

>>509656658 (OP)
I wish you were under my control, therefore I have infinite wishes.

>>509656658 (OP)
1) all non whites die
2) all jews die
3) free the genie

>perfect health until the day I die
>immortal until the day I choose to die
>no need for food or water anymore

> fertility in humans is now impacted by mathematical intelligence: anyone noticeably below the current white average can't breed, anyone noticeably above won't have fertility issues before 40
> genies freedom
Basically ensure humanity will become better as time passes

>>509656658 (OP)
>no monkey's paw or wish comes from someone else's expense shit
>the removal of Africans
>the removal of jews
Everything else will work out

>>509656658 (OP)
Near infinite wishes with no repercussions. Checkmate djinn.

>>509656658 (OP)
A book that makes any sentence I write in finished with Abra Kadabra become a reality

This genie is now my slave Abra Kadabra
I have this genies powers Abra Kadabra
This genie will always forgot I made any wish allowing me to scam it into giving me infinite wishes Abra Kadabra
All jews are teleported into a black hole and made immortal so they can experience hellish pain forever Abra Kadabra
All niggers turned into buckets of oil Abra Kadabra

>>509657355
the 2nd and 3rd wishes are the exact same as the 1st wish.

>I want Genie to suck my coco
>I want Genie to lick my asshole clean
>I want Genie to let me smash his Bussy any time any place.

Those are my three wishes.

>>509656658 (OP)
1. I want the wallet that I possess to have 7 of each denomination of the currency of the country that I am currently in each time I open it.
2. I want to speak fluently and comprehend perfectly every language.
3. I want my touch to heal ailments and disease.

>>509656658 (OP)
>Name your three wishes. There are no infinite wishes.

Only need one: TKD
All other problems in the world will naturally resolve themselves and order will be restored once this wish has been granted.

>>509656658 (OP)
to become the genie
you take over my NEET career
i give myself infinite wishes because i make the rules now

>>509656658 (OP)
End usury, kill all kikes and you can have the third one meme-kikel!

>>509656865
all fun until looking like a shadow becomes fashionable. enjoy fucking a shadow

>>509656658 (OP)
Niggers instantly moved to Africa and they must remain there. Second wish is house on Lake Geneva Wisconsin that never pays property tax or requires maintenance. Last wish is women revert to pre-1960s attitude and remain there.

You cant wish I was first and I destroted everything.

>>509657707
Correct

You guys know genies can't kill anybody right?

>>509657395
>1) all non whites die
>2) all jews die
your 1st wish includes the 2nd already
so you still have a 2nd
>3) free the genie
very kind

>>509657950
I wish the Indian women that studied abroad in the West would come back to India and become politicians and influencers.

>>509656658 (OP)
Kick a jew. That is all.

>>509656658 (OP)
All Niggers Die
All Jeets Die
All Arabs Die

>>509657871
I wish it was shredded lettuce.

>>509658722
I watched this nigger make a lawyer bend over and fuck himself. I have it on good authority they can and will.

>>509656658 (OP)
infinite wish granting genies

>>509656658 (OP)
1: I wish every time a reporter or politician lies they start having a violent seizure
2: I wish every time a liberal virtue signals they are instantly attacked by the minority they're simping for
3: I wish everytime someone tries to digitally record a jew with photos or video it glitches out like they're an eldritch cryptid

>every single jew in the world dies
>asian gf
>9 inch cock

>>509656658 (OP)
>I wish for extraordinary good luck
>I wish that the touch of my left hand would heal all physical affliction and illness of any living thing.
>I wish to be able to control the minds of living things when looking at them.

>>509657060
Genie will steal money and you end up in jail or dump stuff worth 1 dollar or 1 cent on you killing you.

>>509657395
Genie kills you then or possess your body.

>>509657544
What concepts of sex do genies have? After all they are aliens.

>>509656658 (OP)
1. Selective omniscience (I can find out anything if I will it)
2. The ability to reverse entropy
3. Death note style killing but in my head

>>50965886
>>509657544
>>509657436
>>509657395
People think way too narrow with these wishes. You can literally make yourself a god this way
>>509661446

>>509658722
Okay.
>All people I would consider to not be white are sterile and unable to reproduce.
>All of those people I would consider not to be white are all teleported to Antartica, and are unable to leave the continent
>I am now immortal, appear as when I was 25, do not age, I am unable to be harmed, and I cannot contract any disease. I am able to end my own life if I will it.

>>509658722
Since when???

>>509657195
>teleported to uncharted desert island

>>509656658 (OP)
>Immortally
>Invincibility
>Power to change to any form I want

>>509656658 (OP)
I wish you good fortune on your endeavors Mr.Genie.

>>509656658 (OP)
Wish 1: Infinity-1 more wishes.
Wish 2: Another infinity-1 more wishes.
Wish 3: Another infinity-1 more wishes.

>>509656658 (OP)
All Jews die
All Christians die
All muzzie die

K thx bai

>>509656658 (OP)
I with for infinity - 1 wishes.

>>509656658 (OP)
I wish to turn Palestinian children into genies under my control, as you can't give me more wishes but as Alladin 1 proves you can make unlimited genies, each with a lamp and thus 3 wishes.
Genie, activate the genie engine.

>>509662950
infinity-1 = infinity you nigger
Mutt education system has failed again

>>509656658 (OP)
I'll just have a Coke.

>>509662485
Undead it is then.

>>509663141
>not using abrahamic religion as a catch all
You're pretty stupid my dude

>>509661570
Undead then?

Just give me the powers and abilities of Vegeta ca. Boo Saga
I can now fix everything myself since I can eat nukes for breakfast and just chuck politicians into space until they do whatever I say. and if they dont I can shove their nukes up their assholes.
There the other two wishes then can go privat bullshit I might want.

>>509657871
Keep in mind that your stomach is roughly the size of your fist

>>509656658 (OP)
1. Immediately kill all non-whites and mongrels
2. Make homosexuality so repulsive even the most wretched wouldn't even stomach to weaponize it
3. Fix my roof, I'm fucking tired of the leak
There, I saved the world and only spent one wish on myself.

>>509656658 (OP)
1. money
2. Skinny gf with slender pink bottom feet
3. Idk...death to israel?

>>509656658 (OP)
999 gazillion Great British pounds in my bank
4 extra inches of dick
Live to the year 4206.9

>infinite legal money that the government is ok with me spending as much as I want of (I wont spend more than 10-20 million untill I die, so it wont affect the economy)
>loyal big titty 18 year old wife that has no particular opinions about anything. She exists for sex and video games, I like cooking so not even that.
>free the genie after he beats me in Age of Empires 2 once.

>>509656658 (OP)
1) become infinitely rich
2) become immortal
3) kill every jew in the world

>>509661867
You made 9 wishes retard

>>509656658 (OP)
>$1 trillion dollars cash in $100 bills
>to be as jacked as the Dynamite Kid, instantly
>immortality

>>509656658 (OP)
1. End of the world
Done.

>>509656658 (OP)
Well I'm Jewish so I lobby for a system of fractional reserve whereby I actually loans out pieces of my first wish to others this generating a system of infinite wishes I can use to enslave the goyim. Second wish is to transfer the ownership of little St James to me and it is returned to the state of before he died and thirddddd. No indians.

>>509656658 (OP)
Why would anyone want immortality?!
You’d just want the simulation to end in your physical prison…
I don’t get why people don’t realize that your soul lives an entirely different existence far, far away. You’re just stuck in this place from time to time of your own volition and you cry about it.
Stop being pathetic and just enjoy the ride.
I wouldn’t ask for anything. Spirits chained to earth are of lower standing, I as a human being don’t mix with spiritual filth.

>>509656658 (OP)
>wish for a 100 billion wishes
fuck you

>>509656658 (OP)
0. £1,000,000,000,000 in my bank account
1. Waking up to a fresh 18 year old sucking my balls every morning
2. Perfect health until death

>>509656658 (OP)
Oh wait, I forgot you can't kill anyone.
>*sigh*
Fine
1) Exorcize all the demons from my entire life.
2) Have Donald Trump teach me how to use his time machine.
3) You're free. Go live your best life, faggot OP

>>509656658 (OP)
1. Jews permabanned from the server known as Life.
2. An afternoon nap.
3. A Coke.

>>509656658 (OP)

I don't want anything I can't obtain myself.

Cheat codes would ruin the simulation.

>>509656658 (OP)
I am content. I would not wish for anything.

>>509656658 (OP)
>To get suffocated by Abby Shapiros taytays.
>A signed copy of Mein Kampf.
>David Attenborough narrating my whole life.

>>509656658 (OP)
1. I wish I had the ability to teleport any wish granting lamps to my hand.
2. I wish every country I write down on this piece of paper was erased from existence (Israel, India, large swaths of the USA l, England, Germany, Belgium)
3. I wish you were free.

>>509656865
Mutts law is quick these days.

infinite wish granting genies

i just want life to be fair

>>509656865
lmao
Mark of The Beast

>>509658722
what about, “all non whites are unable to digest their food”? so they slowly starve and such

>>509656865
Topkek, brilliant

>>509656658 (OP)
1: All kikes dead
2: Everyone and all their belongings teleport back to their countries
3: I wish the genie free

>>509656658 (OP)
I wanna see My mom

I wanna see My dad

And have one last road trip together to Disney Land before we dissapear into nothingness or whatever awaits beyond


My wife and kids are annoying. No Disney Land afterlife-entrance for them. They can go to the Universal Studios one.

>>509656658 (OP)
All Jews die
all Shqiptars die
women have the number of people they've fucked floating above their head

I just got sunburnt on my shoulders and neck after getting back from a water park. Even though last year during peak summer I went to a water park as well and nothing happened. Of course I didn't apply any sunscreen because I never get sunburnt and I'm not pale I'm Emirati. I don't know why I got sunburnt this time. I was wearing nothing but swimming shorts. So it's weird that my entire skin was exposed but only my shoulders were burned. It hurts but on the bright side I'm guessing it's mild so I'll just apply some creams I have in my house and it will probably go away on it's own in just a couple of days.

I wish I had my body back from PPMS..

If I need to make the other wishes I suppose I want enough money to live a good life and never work again and that the genie was free

>>509663589
A demon named coke is summoned and slaughter you. What’s next?

>>509660900
That doesn’t make sense

>>509657871
Why did he throw ice on the stove?

>>509656865
Good wish. It'll filter women out quick.

>>509656658 (OP)
>TKD
>World Peace
>Foresight as clear as hindsight

>>509656658 (OP)
1. Immortality: I can't die, can't be killed, can't age
2. Time control: I can stop time, rewind and advance it as I wish
3. Hypnosis: I can control anyone's mind and feelings without them even realizing it

>>509670210
The steam from the melting ice helps clean the grill much easier than scraping it alone does.

>>509656658 (OP)
1. unlimited money
2. all my dead loved ones get revived
3. global warming stops

>>509671295
> TFW no Mario Princess gf with THICC thighs
Why live?

>>509671133
>can't die, can't be killed, can't age
You didn't think this through did you?

>>509656658 (OP)
Since you didn't specify that this is an evil genie, it's a good genie who will never, ever subvert my wishes for the worst or interpret them to make me regret wishing them; he's also very smart and intuitively understand what I mean and want everytime I may use ambigous terms or sentences
>inb4 not how that wor...
Too late, faggot

1. I want 100000000000000 euros in my bank account without no one being able to tax them, freeze them or robbing them; also, their appearance in my bank account doesn't subvert the economy, doesn't increase inflation in any way and doesn't reduce the buying power of any money in the world
2. I want perfect health and youth (let's say, 25 years old) for me and every person I love and care for, with the ability to live as long as we will without getting old or injuries (temporary or permanent). This ability can be turned off whenever we want.
3. I wish for 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 other wishes

>>509656658 (OP)
>There are no infinite wishes.
Wish 1) I wish to dispel this curse so it's no longer in effect

Wish 2) 1 million dollars

Wish 3) another million dollars for safe measure

>>509672567
Anon got time control as part of the second wish.
He could rewind if he gets in a nutty putty cave situation.

>>509668675
Then wish to abolish Central Banking.

>>509656865
pretty good

>>509656658 (OP)
I wish for more lamps with genies in them

>>509656658 (OP)
I wish for infinity-1 wishes

>>509658722
>t. genie

>>509656658 (OP)
>Immortality
>Perfect shape shifting
>To know everything I want to know

>>509657544
Quintessentially Canadian post.

>>509656658 (OP)
Wish 1: All Jews, niggers, browns, and other undesirables are forced to live in Israel and they may never leave.

Wish 2: All women will now have a second vagina on their forehead and fucking it will lobotomize their brain.

Wish 3: I get to be the supreme leader of everything and I can do whatever I want.

>>509656658 (OP)
Israel. Three times.

>>509656658 (OP)
1. I wish to have the power of superman and doctor Manhattan combined times 1 trillion while maintaining my form as a human.

(Would use this power to kill all Jews, allow the world to become a paradise and for normies to understand that they were wrong and subverted only to then wipe out all the normies because they don’t deserve paradise)

2. Wish for the ability to create my own universes

3. Wish for ability for memory wipe and to respawn as a normal human man that gains all his powers back so I can experience it all over again for the first time.
2.

>>509656658 (OP)
All Jews dead
All Jews dead
All Jews dead

>>509656658 (OP)
All jew dna go be deleted wiped off the face of the earth completely and without remorse. Magically segregate all people back to the place of origin. 3rd wish replenish all of the earths resources and make nature perfect again. After this I would impose universal laws and threaten that if they are not followed Kira from deathnote will delete everyone.

>>509656658 (OP)
any living thing attempting violence against a human dies on the spot
eternally a healthy 28 year old
free the genie

>>509673731
Thought your first was perfect, second and third confuse me. Why would you even waste your time with women when you. Would jus get Android 18 to suck your dick and pop out your offspring, also wanting to impose your will on others is Jewish mind poison.

>>509674211
Based

>>509656658 (OP)
1. make every word five letters long
2. makee every worrd start withh sn
3. snake snery snord snend snith eed
Sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed

>>509656658 (OP)
the real answer of course is "I am god" so I can use my god powers to do whatever I want, but playing by the expected rules of the wishes game:

1. All cluster B genes are erased from the world
2. I have a perfect body and mind (per my own opinions), because #1 already solved all the worlds problems
3. I have a magic credit card that steals money directly from jewish bank accounts, without limit, and can't be traced back to me

>>509656658 (OP)
1. One billion dollars
2. Power to speak, understand, read, and write any language at the native level
3. Horse talisman from Jacky Chan adventures

>>509656658 (OP)
TKD
TSD
TND

>>509656865
kek

>>509674303
I didn't put any thought into my wishes. In hindsight I could have wished for immortality or something but instead we got women with vaginas on their foreheads.

>>509656916
Actually a 500IQ move.
I woud add >>509656865
And As a selfish wish, I want a a10/10 kind, loyal, and beautiful wife who wants 12 children.

I WISH FOR AN ENTHUSIASTIC BLOWJOB FROM THE NEAREST GENIE.

>psychopathy cured
>aging cured
>all people become beautiful

Oh actually I found the best one:
>All non-white can only have daughters
Imagine. Not only will Humanity progressively become white, but this is acomplished without bloodshed, and the extreme unbalance means that every white man wil be literally fighting off dozens of thirsty women of all races.

>>509656658 (OP)
>There are no infinite wishes.
I wish for a trillion wishes.

>>509661867
There's a problem you give those people the opportunity to undo your wish of infertility by finding the lamp before they perish via age you either have to eliminate them outright or set the genie free