>>509686418Could've been worse.
Could've been worse.
>be traumatised former chief of the catastrophe that annihilated itself when a military experiment went wrong, female>become dinosaur activist who wants to save the creatures that tried to eat you for 70 minutes of TV time, from extinction due to a derelict ancient dead volcano suddenly going Chernobyl with no time to wasteSuch a woman moment btw, saving your own rapist
Anyway
>a literal Jewish businessman with the beakiest Jew look since Gennaro took a shit and got bit, gets in touch>"I want you to go to Isla Nublar to save the dinosaurs">actually asks why>"To keep them here in America where nothing can go wrong pinky swear">convinced, goes to old boyfriend who's a prat>persuades him to help by reminding him of his gay velociraptorFuck did I know it turned out to be a lady raptor in dumbinion
>bring a crew of utterly retarded out of shape incompetent passion patties to the dangerous T-rex rape island to go do a Roland without being Pete Postlewaith (the only redeeming factor in Different Park: The Lost Girl)I wonder how many people noticed that.
Different park.
Second island.
Site B.
They never would've gone extinct.
>bring Ingen along to capture the dinosaurs for a park in San Die- wait wrong movie, identical look and presentation though >identically treasonous and villainy>pyroclastic flow didn't kill the prat>gay raptor ate lead>fat lesbian needs T-sex blood for a transfusion to raptor, but it's ok she knows what she's doing, she's a military veteran HOOHAH>turns out Jew just wanted to sell raptors to other Jews in underground crime network>Jewed around, found out>special meme raptor with cybernetics because Jews love cyber and never learn>little girl clone destroys the world like scarlet harlot>Jew minced0/10 travesty
Ruined the whole franchise
Didn't see dumbinion but the big review I did fetch showed it was much worse imo
Fuck it