Thread 509689745

Christ is King. Pray for more miracles bros.

>>509689745 (OP)
>Two alive girls is a miracle
Why didn't Christ save the rest of them too?

>>509689843
>Why didn't Christ save the rest of them too?

>>509689745 (OP)
why was there no miracle for the other 50+ dead?

>>509689843
They were protestant.

>>509689843
The others were porn and masturbation addicts.

>>509689843
This question is antisemitic...

>>509689745 (OP)
>27 feet off the ground
Every news report needs a statistic of some sort to impress morons.
"Oh lord, they were 27 feet off the ground? That's almost as high as a skyscraper, Margaret. What time does Wheel of Fortune come on?"
Give them bread and circus.

Allahu akbar. Inshallah, Texas will become majority spic and pajeet sikh/hindu/sand nigger paki bengali soon. Gotta compete with Commiefornia at all costs, no matter what. Alhamdullilah.

Just like the Ummah is outbreeding Yuropeens

>>509689843
He did save all.
But some He saved to Heaven.

>>509689745 (OP)
It was so weird and dysgenics how happy some r*dditors seemed to be about dead little christian white girls in Texas. Downright sickening desu

>>509690023
You're fat. How does it feel that you couldn't do what a small child can do?

>>509689843
Because the tide came in on a iron chariot got got spooked. Don't be a dick about it.

>>509690023
anon 27 feet is almost two football fields

>>509689745 (OP)
>Christ is King
Whats the origin of that phrase?

>>509690222
OH NO A REHASHED S@YJAK MEME EDITED TO BE NOT FUNNY! MY FAITH IS SHAKEN

>>509689914
>Has no response
Why did God flood Texas? Why does he send tornadoes and hurricanes to the bible belt? Sure looks like he hates Christians especially when New York and New England get no natural disasters.

>>509690304
The king of the jews. Why'd you kill your kang?

are they using drones with thermals?

>>509690374
It's over, Christbros....

>>509690023
Because theyre kids, at most theyre 4ft tall and they climbed two stories high. Its not groundshattering impressive but fair fucks to them, strong survivor genes

>>509689843
Read the story of lot leaving sodom

>>509690169
>misses point entirely
>random insult

>>509690606
Ever been to Texas? The trees there can get big. I climbed many a tree in my youth, and 27 feet is nothing to a little kid. I climbed to the top of the ash tree in my grandma's front yard and pissed off of it as a little kid. It was at least 40 feet up, and the branches were thin enough to sway under my weight. No problem. Kids seem weak and retarded now because they're not allowed to do anything dangerous any more.

>>509690495
Lots of people were trying to use their DJI hobby drones that are light years ahead of Texas DPS, Denton, and Kerrs horrible Skydio (jeet programmers' poorman rip off of DJI source code). They were told to ground them or else. Swarms of DJI drones would be very helpful right now. Not gay Skydios that are jeet coded and highly dated.

>>509690169
>You're fat. How does it feel that you couldn't do what a small child can do?
On the contrary since I am so fat I would just float up 27 feet with no effort to stay above water.

>>509691367
Well it would hardly be the kids fault for growing up in a trubocucked world. I get what you mean though to mention it in the story like its important to the actual story is kinda dumb

>>509690023
3^3

>>509689745 (OP)
>In order to produce small "miracles", devestating tragedy and loss must first occur
If God is real he is truly a psychopathic retard, just like his creations

>>509690606
>>509691367
They didn't climb that high you absolutely retarded niggers, they were floating in the flood waters and grabbed onto the trees

>>509690443
God (Yahweh) is jewish.

>>509689745 (OP)
Christ is King.
Pray for the families.

>>509690443
>Why did God flood Texas?
42% democrat.

>>509689843
>wahhh bad thing happen god not real

>>509689843
he thought it be funny o algo.

>>509692405
So... the flood was 27 feet deep, and they simply grabbed branches and waited for the waters to drain? Hahaha

>>509692104
That stat is actually relevant.

>>509690443
free will nigger

>>509690374
>>509690509
Why did god feel it necessary to destroy the loves of over 20 families

>>509693260
Either yahweh is all-powerful, all-knowing and also malicious, or yahweh is limited in both power and knowledge and therefore a deceiver demon.
Given that jews are the chosen of yahweh and jews are lying deceiving demonspawn, the second option is more likely.

>>509690443
>Why did God flood Texas?
I think rain fell from the sky and then water accumulating really fast created the flood if I am not mistaken but you can correct me on that.

>>509693260
A natural disaster basically zoned in on Christians. It's legit to ask why the fuck a good god would let that happen. I can't stop the flooding, so what fucking lesson is there?

>>509689843
death is fun it would suck if people aren't allowed to die ukraine told me that salve ukraineiinininini piggysui!

>>509691367
>A Texan bragging about how tall their trees are.

That's about right.

>>509693564
Why do natural disasters seem to target Christians so frequently? It seem like in the U.S all of the areas that get the worst natural disasters have large Christian majorities. Does god hate christians?

>>509689843
They obviously did something wrong and God punished. Good riddance I say.

>>509693378
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxiuIXIof_w
don't let reality of a flood interrupt your nigger brained headcanon of how things work

>>509693961
I do have to wonder in these flood situations (its not just the US) how many cattle just sit there and watch it come in before they get washed away.

>>509689843
their parents didn't give their 10% in tithes

>>509689843
42% democrat

>>509689914
>>Why didn't Christ save the rest of them too?
They parents supported Israel.

>>509694356
I've seen some from the third world and way more people than you'd expect go from playful to oh shit accchhhack

>>509693743
I'm not a Texan. I've never lived in Texas.

>>509690443
>Why did God flood Texas?
Divine punishment for electing "God bless those that bless Israel "heretic Ted Cruz.

>>509690443
The government controls the weather, you blithering idiot.

>>509694455
They were probably dispensationalist heretics that love the jews more than their own children.

>>509694920
>The government
is ZOG

>>509690023
>27 club
>2+7=9
>9=6x3=18(8+1)
>but also 666

>>509695049
Yep.

>>509693961
You're the blackest most retarded gorilla nigger on here.
Climbing a tree is not hard, especially for kids.
You're INSISTING that they simply grabbed a branch at full flood height and stayed put until the waters receded and they got rescued. What's wrong with you? You got some drone footage of that or something?

>>509689745 (OP)
>27
>COMFORT
signal sent/signal received
all the plebs forgot about the eclipses. lol

>>509690135
Anything they can use against Trump gives them a hard on. His twitter posts really brainfucked them.
I want to claim the greatest trolls of all time come from 4chan but it might be Trump tower.

>>509695140
>Climbing a tree is not hard, especially for kids
I've read some funny material here, but this is way up there.
Yes, anon, I agree, climbing trees in an emergency situation is so easy.

>>509690230
27 feet is 9 yards, or about 1/10 of a football field. That's about 54 burgers, by the way.

>>509692104
you see

>>509695140
sure thing nigger brained moron.

>>509689843
they were early teen christian girls
God called them to Heaven before they sinned (too much)
be thankful

>>509695283
How would they know how high the tree is if the waters haven't fully receded? They don't.
They may have been 28 or 26 ft up, but those numbers don't make rabbis rock hard.

>>509695283
but how far is that in washing machines?

>>509695472
>washing machines
you have to understand that that is the only unit of measurement that women understand

>>509689843
>Why didn't Christ save the rest of them too?
This is how the Jew Christ operates.
Threatens to torture a shitton of people and the few he doesn't torture, he's 'saving'. From himself.
Can't claim credit for miraculously saving those few girls if he didn't horrifically drown the rest of them.

>>509695565
You know, sometimes adults put children in bad situations that have everything to do with the laws of physics. Btw those attacking God ARE believers by nature.

me and one other guy with a thiland vpn are the only ones in this thread who are legit. everyone else is a kike or a retard or a retarded kike. fuck you.

>>509695272
How "emergency" do you think it was? They had time to climb and probably thought it would recede long before they needed to climb higher.
>climbing trees in an emergency situation is so easy
How fat are you?

>>509690443
>Why did God flood Texas?
Real answer is because he's a myth people believe to not be shitscared of death
Biblical answer is because he's a fucking evil Jewish blood djinn

>>509695327
I'm not the one insisting that kids can't climb trees.

>>509695472
I only acknowledge holes measurable in ping-pong tables. What is that, one? Pathetic.

Got 'em

>>509695740
Everyone reading your post knows that you'd die if you were in their place, projecting fatass. lmao

>>509695550
Women 50 years and over, sure.
But younger women have to have it explained in more relevant units, like dicks or wine bottles.

>>509689843
The lord helps those who help themselves
Which translates to you have to save yourself
Im not sure what YahGay does exactly but my IQ is low enough to go with it

>>509696062
>The lord helps those who help themselves
You quoted a Satanist member of the Hellfire Club. It's not a Biblical quote, retard. Not in the Bible. It's a trick to get people to turn away from God.

>>509689914
This is such a cope. Do you think all white men are christcucks like you? Only trannies right? Keep coping

>>509695983
Keep trying, kiddo.

>>509696712
6 gorillion percent you're a fat retard with a loud car that thinks he's cool.
lol

>>509690612
Is that the one where some kike jews god down more and more “if you would save 45, why not 40?” Over and over because yahweh is a retarded toddler being reasoned with?

>>509689843
God needs angels at His side

>>509697330
It's where God encourages the righteous to leave to save themselves because he's going to burn all the faggots to the ground with heavenly fire because there were too few righteous ones left in the city and deemed it beyond saving.

>>509696164
>dey twy to twick us!!!
Christgolemry brainrot

>>509697825
The all powerful yahweh isn’t powerful enough to not cause collateral damage

Camp Mystic
27 missing
27ft tall tree
near Comfort

Who writes this shit?

I hate you brain dead maga. It's not a fucking miracle.

>>509691367
Go fuck off with your baby trees.

FUCK YOU MAGA THEY SAVED THEMSELVES ITS NOT A Q TARD MIRACLE

>>509696881
Keep trying, kiddo.

>>509689745 (OP)
steve was not able to verify the story of the two girls in a tree

>>509689934
They forgave trespassers, not debtors.

>>509696432
I see. So the fact that you ARE a tranny is mere coincidence?

>>509699154
i've been praying for more miracles, but i'm afraid it's going to get me killed.

>>509690023
who are you talking about? who is margaret?

>>509702664
Margaret is a fictional character name that has the sound of an old woman, which gives age to the character speaking. You should read a book sometime. Literate people use many different linguistic tools and poetic license to express an idea or ideas. Only through practice will you learn to decipher other people's words, then everyone won't think you're a retarded nigger when you prove that you're illiterate, like now.

>>509693763
Christians are Yahweh's bitch.
He smacks them around to make them know their place compared to jews.
Jesus reinforced this, telling the goy woman to bark like a dog if she wanted her child to live.
It's just the type of power dynamics you'd expect in stockholm syndrome, which white christians have to the jewish god.

>>509689745 (OP)
(you)

>>509689921
God is building up the Sopranino section in his eternal choir. Those two couldn't sing.

>>509689745 (OP)
Trump's ICE Deported him to some ME hellhole!