Why can’t I have this? I’m sad guys.

>>509696454 (OP)
nobody cares about what broke conquered men feel.

You want to be a photo model?

>>509696454 (OP)
I bet there are some re-runs or you could buy dvd box.

>>509696563
Right. That’s why I sympathize with Americans. Broke and conquered by Israel.

>>509696454 (OP)
because the middle eastern people took over 90% of your govt with bribes and had the cia kill anyone that tried to say dont do that

and they dont want europeans to have anything of their own because they think youre happier than they are, when you do have that

thats the summed up version of it

>>509696636
You can just watch it for free pirating it. I stopped watching because it induced strong feelings of Hiraeth and was painful.

>>509696454 (OP)
Just move to rural Ohio and join the Amish community

100 years ago, every man had a Colby.

>>509696454 (OP)
Why do you deserve it?

>>509696454 (OP)
That dude had like one good day, the rest was living with 4 retarded women that always needed something from him.

>>509696454 (OP)
the anime was way better

I never watched the show but just watched this. Sounds not so great.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ec-fhooqzMY

>>509696454 (OP)

Probably cause you're an unlikable narcissist idealizing a dreadful past of sustenance farming for the privileges of being a household despot it brought, without the obligations men had during those times

>>509696454 (OP)
>Why can’t I have this?
Becuase you do nothing to further any goal and instead goon until noon

>>509696454 (OP)
You wanna live with a bunch of drunk prarieniggers who rape their own children?

Good fucking luck achmed

>>509696819
HOLEsome

>>509696819
I don't know why so many Amish are so brown. Lovina on YouTube is like this.

>>509696454 (OP)
Hey let's take the only cute girl on the show and make her blind and retarded, great idea Hollywood kikes.

>>509696454 (OP)
>only 3 children
must have been quite liberal

>>509698827
>blind and dumb
Perfect..

>>509696662

>>509696636
>>509696742
Pluto already has a Little House channel for free

>>509698827
the TV show is based on books, which were based on real life. It wasn't the TV show choosing to make her blind.

>>509699198
That's kind of the nature of the situation, Germany being Germany. It rather puts you in a bad spotlight. Why are you still controlled by jews with all that freedom of speech?

>>509696454 (OP)
these are actors, anon. actors ruin history.

>>509696454 (OP)
>Married at 16
>Economic outlook so bleak you load your family into a wagon and head out to the prairie to build a house out of dirt
>Toil away plowing fields with your mule Aggie 18 hours a day so you don’t starve in winter
>Hitch up your mule and spend the first two months you get there going back and forth from the quarry hauling lime stone because it’s legitimately the only thing you can use as a fence post
>Finally get the fence built and have to drive cattle fifty miles from the nearest stock yard
>Takes you two weeks and you lose a quarter of them because you have no help
>Finally have cattle grazing and can relax
>But not really because those faggots in Missouri meddled in your election and are trying to import the niggers you’ve been trying to get away from
>Youre now at war but not getting drafted so you’ll be okay
>Not really because Jesse James and Quantrill are riding into town to murder all the men and burn down your house
>Surprise pikachu face because your house is dirt
>Drive off the Jewish nigger breeders in time for harvest
>Fucking injuns from Oklahoma get hopped up on fire water and start rampaging around raping white women
>Have to join the posse so your pregnant wife has to cut the corn down herself
>Your ugly daughter goes blind so you have to tie bells to her wrists so she doesn’t get lost and she keeps breaking shit all over your house
>Some fuckin Mc kid running around causing problems
>Put him up in the chicken coop as a field hand
>Have to sleep with a gun to make sure he doesn’t drunkenly rape your blind daughter at night
>Hear ruckus outside one night
>The fucking wolves are back and eating your cows
>Shoot them
>Youngest daughter talking kinda dykish
>Sell her to some WOP down the road
>Go to deposit your child bride money at your bank
>Bank has folded and all your money is gone
>Going to have to work at the quarry
>Stuck holding a chisel while some gorilla Swedemonke swings a sledgehammer
>Die of black lung

>>509696454 (OP)
I’m going to get this or die trying

>>509696819
100% guaranteed she has full bush and doesn’t shave her legs

>>509696454 (OP)
Because you're a bad person and you don't follow through.

>>509699414
Oi vey, it's just like the books goyim. Quit your bitching, us jews pulled rich blonde Aryan shiksas just like the show based on the book with no mention of kikes whatsoever.

>>509699198
It's going to be illegal here soon anon. Jews won.

>>509699960
People back then were too smart to trust a Jew with their book keeping. They had to be thespians or butchers.

>>509699732
As God intended it, you brain-broken homo. Your mind has degenerated into mush due to all the poison you've been consuming since your birth.

>>509696626
who doesn't?

>>509696454 (OP)
You refused to hold your elected officials accountable while they were bought out by Capitalists and shipped your futures overseas. Then you let a foreign nation completely control your government. Your inaction and indifference to the wealthy and powerful while they bought and sold your futures away is what caused this. And you will never get it back because you will never do what needs to be done.

>>509700095
Gods not real. I don’t like pushing through bush when I fuck a woman. If you weren’t a virgin you would understand why.

You can still get dysentery, OP.

>>509696454 (OP)
You want to be poor, moving from homestead to homestead, with a daughter who is blind from syphilis?

Prairie life seems like it would be horrifically boring.

>>509700698
Kansas anon here. If you like hunting or riding quads it’s pretty cool. Other than that there’s a reason I spend so much time online. Everyone shows up to the high school football games fridays. Gets drunk with the same five friends every Saturday. Chores on Sunday.

>>509696454 (OP)
That never existed like that. Those shows never show the neverending toil, the isolation, the boredom...Just a bunch oh jews in costumes uttering trite apopthegms, a badinage of jew sarcasms...total shit. Stop watching TV you mong. If you're going to have fantasies about a better life please at least have better taste.

>>509697476

>>509696454 (OP)
I think you have it on youtube.

>>509699960
>The materialistic, backstabbing girl got married to a Jew
Seems fitting.

>>509696454 (OP)
This was a pretty good show. It was practically the only thing worth watching some nights.

>>509696454 (OP)

See that guy in the centre?

Guess what ethnicity he is?

>>509696454 (OP)
The only scene I remember was from the episode where a girl was raped by a guy in a mask.

>>509696454 (OP)
You want that?

The jews have put multiple obstacles to getting and being in control of that
>invasive family courts
>invasive divorce courts
>laws that force your children to get (((public education))) to ensure they are adequately brainwashed before adulthood

Get rid of all those and you can achieve that pic quite easily. But you will find that no politician will endorse this or even has the power to. You are occupied and no one votes their way out of occupation. They fight.

>>509700481
Hair plays an important role in keeping the vagina hygienic. These hoes with sweaty shaved cooches stink. Is that what you like?

>>509696454 (OP)
In the spin-off show set twenty years later, Laura meets Mark Twain in St. Joseph, Missouri and after a short courtship, they get married.

https://youtu.be/ZNDn6vpGlQM?list=RDZNDn6vpGlQM

>>509696454 (OP)
> Why can’t I have this?
You can. Join the Amish. You even speak their language (sort of).

>>509701220

>>509696454 (OP)
Simp should be euthanized.

>>509701920

Why not read Spenser's Faerie Queene instead?

>>509696454 (OP)
GET OUT THE WAY FOR OL' DAN TUCKER

>>509696454 (OP)
Land and a shed (without electricity/plumbing) in the Midwest USA goes for about $10k.
Women are dumb animals and can be persuaded to fuck you for literally $0.
Just tell em you're a landowner with high aspirations.

can't have what? a terribly constructed shitbox house on rural property? pretty sure you can have that anon, what is this faggot thread

>>509701734
Yeah, right. White women fully ungroomed essentially have a diaper of hair. Try to get your dick in and you're yanking out stray hairs and the retarded bitch is going "ouch! ouch!" and getting all upset. People have been able to craft sharp blades and groom themselves for tens or hundreds of thousands of years. Fully untouched body hair is just living like a fucking ape because of retardation or ignorant midwittery that erroneously reasoned their way to a dumb decision.

>>509698480
it's called the sun, i know your country doesnt have one but surely you've heard about it on the telly

>>509699732
Wrong. Amish qts are naturally hairless and odorless.

>>509702048
Because I watched 'Little House on the Prairie' when I was a child and am happy with that.

>>509696454 (OP)
Become Amish

>>509696819
Shes hottttttttttttr

>>509696454 (OP)
a mediocre late 70 early 80s Sunday night show?
there's always rumble

>>509702103
>Just tell em you're a landowner with high aspirations.
Fuck just toss them 3 or 4 cans of generic label beer still attached by plastic rings.

>>509696454 (OP)
There’s only one man protecting that family. There’s nothing stopping you from taking it from him and making it yours.

>>509702670
That's Michael Landon you fewl. Most of the deviates in this place would rather kick all the female folk out of their miserable termite ridden shack so they could snuggle up with the Ponderosa Ranch catamite of a cosy night of jew bumhole sex. Hopefully maw churned up some butter for ass lube.

>>509702670
Yeah no. We're talking about the literal Bull of the Woods here anon. Charles would whoop your ass sideways, run you out of town, and then light his pipe and regale the town with a rousing fiddle toon.

>>509699732
And that's a good thing

>>509696454 (OP)
This is actually boring as fuck.

Now listen to mah story bout a man named Jed
Old mountaineer that nearly fucked his famblie dead
One day while he was fuckin' Ellie Mae
Out of her cunt dropped a little baybay

Now the first thing you know
Old Jed's a fuckin queer
The kinfolks said;
"Jed move away from here"
So he loaded up his truck
And moved to Beverly
Hills that is
Leather bois
Gay bars
Crisco fist fuckin...

Little known Little House fact - they aired an episode showing Half-pint topless while taking a bath.

>>509700481
Hair is a natural lubricant. It keeps your pubic region from getting chaffed while having sex, which you clearly never have had

>>509703305
A beautiful woman with a big bush will also have her natural sweet fragrance clinging to her bush so that it's an immense pleasure to bury your face in there and just hide away in it from the nightmare that is this evil world.

>>509701685
Ah yes getting poisoned by fluoride is much better than having to boil well water before consumption.

>>509703250
Coppertone billboards shows toddler asses. There was also a popular cartoon strip in most newspapers featuring two naked angel children. It wasn't thought of as being sexual.

>>509696454 (OP)
move to the any rural place of our world,
stay there for a month or two (the longer, the better),
don't act like a nigger
socialize
and you will have it

>>509696563
bro, thats us now too. unless you're opposing it somehow, that's you.

>>509696454 (OP)
You can't even thrive in this current pussy ass modern society. You really think you could have lasted in that era instead?

>>509696454 (OP)
Recently, I watched US TV: meds, junk food, meds, nigger music, meds, Israel, meds...Worst than Idiocracy movie.
Finally, a channel is on "Little House". I think we had a censored version in Europe:
>teen boy to Charles Ingalls: "I hate my father, I hate you, you are piss of shit."
>few minutes later: teen and Charles hug too much (obvious crypto gay).

>>509703538
True. I am old af and grew up watching Little House, dreaming of popping Mary's prairie cherry and literally no one thought anything of the bathtub scenes at the time.

>>509696454 (OP)
>no sons
looks boring and gay desu

>>509699732
ooof

>>509704082
They had one but he died before his first birthday.
They end up adopting a boy they found roaming around a town they visited.

>>509696454 (OP)
You're not a jew like Michael Landon (Eugene Maurice Orowitz)

>>509699676
>because those faggots in Missouri meddled in your election
bs
what if I told you that the war was not because of the niggers?

>>509696454 (OP)
You can. Just move to a less developed country.

>>509696454 (OP)
I mean, you can still have this which is like a close second..

>>509704574
The triangular anus is such a rarity
Can never find one out in the wild man

>>509704574
shes so empowered, feminism be praised!

>>509703538
>There was also a popular cartoon strip in most newspapers featuring two naked angel children. It wasn't thought of as being sexual.
I used to jerk off those little naked angels constantly. It was before internet porn.

>>509703860
>literally no one thought anything of the bathtub scenes at the time.
I used to jerk off those bathtub scenes constantly. It was before internet porn.

>>509696454 (OP)
No running water
No bathroom
No tractor
No roads
Plenty of Indians