/pol/ humor

>>509699015 (OP)
I like this.

>the best form of thought is some vague pro-love capitalism that never names the Kikes

please make me laugh
its looking like we might be breaking up and i already quit my job to move with her

>>509699015 (OP)

>>509699382
>delusional projections of oppression
Thanks for explaining, you unfunny faggot

>>509699476
>meme flag
Indian until proven Israeli

>>509699382
The right can't meme.

>>509699015 (OP)

>>509699015 (OP)
Holy shit! That is the truest Dad joke to ever Dad joke. Also, i did laugh out loud. A grown man keking, probably an ick.

>>509699674
I wish they left a sense of originality in you pathetic drones so you could come up with your own jokes and produce something equivalent to humor.

>>509699649
Cool it with the poultrophobic remarks

>>509699153
idiot, shes shit testing you, you need to tell her tomorrow that you are not going to do something for someone who dosent respect you, then you go find self respect somewhere else. You are better than that, it feels like shes the world but youll get better and realize you dont need her. Work on yourself my friend, and dont let her psyche you out, be a man.

>>509699674
What is even the context here
>When people try and tell me I’m addicted to Benzos

>>509700187
This feels like what I have to do I’m just waiting to talk I guess, trying to pretend like I didn’t waste all this time and money

>>509699923
Ironic, since you literally stole a common lib meme about republicans afraid of woke/trans/immigrants/shadows, didn't understand it, and added WORDS.
Like, legit reddit tier level of intelligence.

>>509700428
Even if you get back with her, shes gonna do it again. You have to build yourself up to be fine without her. You have to set your foot down or she will mentally berate you and drag you through the mud. When she throws shit at you, the best thing you can do is be an asshole and treat her like shit, and because 99 percent of men wont to it to her, you will probably be the first to put her in her place, and shell come crawling back after. You should say what you think, call her shit out and tell her you don’t care if she leaves, and then walk out and go drive away. And if she dosent come back that means she never really respected you in the first place.

>>509699015 (OP)
Two Nazis walk into a BAR. The "bartender" gave them a few shots.

>>509701004
The jew really, really hates Spain.

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