what the fuck is this

>>509710977 (OP)
Smoosh fin hat

>>509710977 (OP)
Man-o-war jellyfish

Touch it

>>509710977 (OP)
gello you should eat it

>>509710977 (OP)
A death mucus

A jelly lethal injection trap

Lick it, I bet it a little salty.

>>509710977 (OP)
I think it's a type of jellyfish or sea cucumber or something if you really want to trip out look up what shark eggs look like

P-put your dick in it...

>>509711146
Bluebottle seppo

>>509710977 (OP)
It's one of those dudes from Mass Effect.

>>509711205
It's tide pods, so maybe yeah

>>509710977 (OP)
its a blue bottle Australias weakest jellyfish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5zcTHx5LZ4

>>509711146
I like how this thing is so dangerous we literally just collectively decided and agreed that that's what it's called. All for something that looks like a half-deflated plastic bag that's been left out in the sun for too long.

>>509711399
its named after a ship type its a man o war because it looks like caravels sail nothing to do with its sting which is mild among jellies.

All I see is erect dorsal.

manOwar are so much worse then normal jellyfish

>>509711525
They really don't hurt too much I know from experience it's nothing like a boxie.

>>509711684

>>509710977 (OP)
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLtDX3HB5Ux/


/Pol/, I laughed at this idk why and felt genuinely happy.

Would definitely try and recommend.

>>509711399
It's that but mostly because they use that bulb as a sail at sea to go drift thousands of miles. Surprisingly it's not why they wash up on shore, their tentacles and the ocean current is why that happens and the wind isn't enough to prevent it.

>>509711087
smosh?

>>509710977 (OP)
the forbidden dumpling

>>509710977 (OP)
Gummy Bears of the Sea.

>>509710977 (OP)
An Australian gummy bear. Eat it.

>>509710977 (OP)
my load after 2 weeks nofap

>>509710977 (OP)
It works as a sail some tilt to the left some tilt to the right, and they move according to the wind when you get a heap on the beach it is because that thing pointed them the wrong way, the ones that pointed the other way survive

>>509710977 (OP)
i beliee that's a manowar

i got stung one once by one at 12, but i barely noticed because it was barely a tiny itching sensation on my hand after digging in the sand

i mentioned it to someone and they were like
>oh yeah watch out for those translucent plastic bag looking fuckers floating around out there

later i small baby ones smaler than my hand washed up on the beach

and then i knew

>>509711684
>nothing like a boxie.
yea but thats kinda a bullshit comparison.
also
30m tentacle length on the MoW> 3m tentacle length on the box

>>509711399
If you call it a man-o-war here you'll be laughed at for being a soft cock seppo cunt. They're bluebottles. They don't hurt that bad at all. A bee sting hurts more. Sucks when they wrap around you but your skin on your fingers is too thick or some shit to be stung and you can peel them off with no harm. If hundreds are in the water yeh don't go in but just a few and you're fine and unlikely to be stung anyway.

>>509710977 (OP)
smellyfish

>>509710977 (OP)
Women call it a "masque", prevents wrinkles or something
You put it on your face, try it.