Anyone else wish they were born in Israel? If I wasn’t American I would want to be israeli. I wish my parents met in Israel instead of america, just wanna be apart of the winning side desu.

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>>509712767
I’m not even Jewish though so it doesn’t make sense. Their women are just hot

>>509712731 (OP)
4chan mods are jewish faggets

israel is cool. they still got shopping malls like we had in the 90s

>>509712731 (OP)
Being Israeli (well, a Jewish one) is life on easy mode. You have your eternal golem the US to just give you everything. Free healthcare, free school, heavily subsidized housing (as long as you are a "settler") and all the cutting edge military gear just...handed to you. And the US government actually gives a shit about you and your well-being. Can you imagine that as an Amerimutt? I sure as fuck can't. I freely admit I'm jealous of them.

>>509712731 (OP)
>pedos in israel

>>509712731 (OP)
I wish I was born during the crusade. I want to wage war in the name of God. Turn out. I got what I wish for.

THIS era isthe crusade.

Aw if I wasn't American cause I'm black I'd wanna be like Malagasy then I would want to destroy and drown every island on earth. I would also have an unnatural hate for the French.

BUUUUTTT I do wish I had a Jewish splinter family. Like a host family of Jews. I don't even want a bahmitzva I just want the tight family system. I want to be noticed by the people who claimed to love me. I wanna kick it with Malachi on the weekends in northern Michigan and argue why we can't do what rich Jews do. I want to plan with you and stuff and as a baby grow up and win with you.
I have a crush on a Raeli so I don't want our genetic highway to be too close. She might only like, like dudes that aren't like her or something.

>>509712731 (OP)
>Anyone else wish they were born in Israel?
>less than 10 replies
>they're all shitting on Israel
Gud thread

>>509712731 (OP)
constant threat of getting bombed by hamas aint worth it

>>509712731 (OP)
Fuck off, if it wasn't for you faggots and your neocon and Israel lobby supporters, this country would be a utopia.

>>509712829
>Pajeeta believing she's native to the middle east
Kek
She kills babies anon
You'll have to pretend you're Palestinian whilst hating Palestinians because you wish you had their culture, genetics and spirit.

>>509713959
>This country
Isn’t even American