Here's your deal, forget about Epstein and me and my jews make all the illegals we've flooded you with disappear. We'll even make sure there's judicial backing and a bill gets passed to support it, and everything we've done to you for the past 20 years gets reversed. You've just gotta help us with Iran.

If you refuse, we'll spike your midterms with this mars X guy or whatever and the left psychos who work for YOUR jews will dominate your children's assholes, for all time. Theyre pissed right now too, you seriously dont want this.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

we dont negotiate with jews

This entire board is like being in detention with the Breakfast Club kids and no adults

>>509713671 (OP)
Yeah, no. Burn this shithole to the ground for all I care. You want my support? I’m not cheap. Moon my shitcoins to ungodly levels so I get fuck you money, then you can have Iran.

>>509713727
Oh yes you do

>>509713671 (OP)
Here's the deal. You're getting a holocaust. A real one this time

>>509713799
this is a zoomer board, please keep your movie references up to date at least from 2005 onward

>>509715686
Sorry, I couldn't hear that over the cheers of all the trannies Im about to push into your offices. If you change your mind let me know, ill be hanging out in this thread for a bit before I go back to shit posting. Man I love you guys.

-BiBi

>>509713671 (OP)
I think this is 100% what happened.

>>509715919
Zoomer here. Our movies kinda suck so I typically go 80’s references

>>509713671 (OP)
Okay. Here's "my" deal. I don't give a fuck about "your people". I don't care about "Iran" either. What I do care about, is contractual cordiality between countries and continents. You broke something sacred Israel. And I don't just mean the bust of Athena or The Wheel of Nemesis. You broke my heart. Now. I'm gonna be forced to do something about that. See. I'm gonna be forced to put all that misery, and all those children they found at said temple, right at the feet of those troubled parents. See if it sirs well in their stomachs. Knowing what you've done. Should have teed you off. You should've known with the declining birthrates. You pissed a lot of people my friend. They don't want to bring new life any near you and your disease. Or mine. I was sent here by a friend of yours. To take you down with me. We're going to Hell you and I. As friends. As brothers. Did ya miss me? See you during the artillery fire. Or ya know. Won't, because we'll dead. Hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah!

https://youtu.be/Eg_S9ISzd9E

>>509713671 (OP)
You think I give a shit? Motherfucker, World War III is my retirement plan.

>>509713671 (OP)
Suck start my farthole.

>>509713671 (OP)
>make all the illegals we've flooded you with disappear.
legals are the real problem

>>509713671 (OP)

So some sand niggers want to build a nuke and destroy America and Israel? They openly and darling challange us as if we're unable and unwilling?

AND some clever jews are going to try to be nice to us for a change?

Seems like an obligation with a reward. It's a quest. decent i see no down side to this

Your Jewish brain speaks of deals. You do this I'll do that. Let me translate this to Goyum speak for you.

You've got a fucking problem over here with these Iranian fucks. They want to kill America and Israel because they're brown and disgusting and they're miserable and they want America to be miserable as well. I know how to defeat them, and I will help you defeat them but we will have to work together on this. That's how you fucking negotiate with the goyum. You don't come here asking us to do your bidding in exchange for favors. That's pussy shit. People do peoples bidding doing regular stuff like a 9-5 job but you don't ask for war as a political favor. You explain why war is necessary and expedient and how you can help. You show the American people the death chants, the vitrial, the hate, the urgency of action necessary. That's how you motivate someone to go to war. Don't leverage my own goverment against me unless I go to war for you. It's too brash, you have to seduce the situation. make me feel the feelings necessary for the actions you're talking about

>>509715919

That's absolutely bullshit. I know the Breakfast Club. You're not reaching out enough.

>>509713671 (OP)
the deal is too late
there is no us industry now to back israel
better get used to living on cyprus or underground

>>509713671 (OP)
this all seems pretty plausible ngl.

why did Trump do this?