Thread 509718953 - /pol/ [Archived: 560 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: mt6ZNkNKUnited States
7/7/2025, 8:06:53 AM No.509718953
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How would Washington handle Democrats
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Anonymous ID: odNXEHHFUnited States
7/7/2025, 8:07:41 AM No.509718993
How would he handle jews
Anonymous ID: bAXEbWjaSerbia
7/7/2025, 8:07:51 AM No.509719001
>>509718953 (OP)
Why Democrats? Washington would get an aneurysm if he saw Trump
Anonymous ID: Uu2xz3e1Canada
7/7/2025, 8:09:51 AM No.509719078
>>509718953 (OP)
He would kill them. You dumb fuck americans dont understand that morality comes from violence. George washington and his warlord buddies killed and got power and then wrote a text that binded the weak to the strong. What happened is he just put the oppression of the state on later generations and destroyed the Anglo empire. Youre all fucking retarded
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Anonymous ID: R8etlBMcRomania
7/7/2025, 8:09:54 AM No.509719081
>>509718953 (OP)
He would realize the problem isn't the american left or right, but the jews controlling both.
You would see the 2nd amendment fully enforced, as you all should have done years ago, instead of collecting guns like pokemon cards.
Anonymous ID: 9fuANoyXUnited States
7/7/2025, 8:10:38 AM No.509719109
>>509718953 (OP)
It’s quite a question
Anonymous ID: 8dH9Ke9M
7/7/2025, 8:13:45 AM No.509719224
>>509718953 (OP)
He would probaly eat them along with their children .
Anonymous ID: sJhLArw7United States
7/7/2025, 8:14:07 AM No.509719237
>>509718953 (OP)
Hed die in his 30s
Anonymous ID: ZSE3cRz2United States
7/7/2025, 8:15:50 AM No.509719318
>>509719078
You are objectively correct until the last bit. Shame. Whoever taught you history was very bright.
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Anonymous ID: Uu2xz3e1Canada
7/7/2025, 8:17:18 AM No.509719371
George Washington didn’t ‘handle’ his political opponents with words or compromise — he did it with violence. He and his warlord allies led a revolution through force, seizing power from the British elite. After winning, they wrote a constitution designed to bind the weak to the strong, codifying their new authority as law.

But what most people miss is that this wasn’t just a new nation — it was the beginning of the destruction of the Anglo empire itself. Washington’s rebellion shattered British control in North America, destabilizing centuries of imperial power. The empire fractured, its influence diminished, and what rose in its place was a new ruling class—American elites—who replaced one form of oppression with another.

Morality? That’s just the language the powerful use to justify violence after they’ve won. The tragedy is how Americans still worship this violent power grab as if it were a divine act of freedom, when really it was just a brutal reshuffling of control that destroyed an empire and locked ordinary people into a new system of oppression.

This is the chatgpt for you fucking normdogs
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Anonymous ID: KfP4BwQwUnited Kingdom
7/7/2025, 8:18:40 AM No.509719442
poopoopeepee im a gay european looka me look hurrr durrr im gay

hehe just kiddin. im testing out my new vpn. god bless america

B^)
Anonymous ID: 4rgGwF3hUnited States
7/7/2025, 8:18:47 AM No.509719451
Trump would call the founding fathers leftists
Anonymous ID: Uu2xz3e1Canada
7/7/2025, 8:26:10 AM No.509719741
>>509719318
Its called being a loyalist, american pig
Anonymous ID: 3Ve6k9qE
7/7/2025, 8:26:35 AM No.509719753
>>509718953 (OP)
Georgina would come out as a trans puppy girl and beg AOC to belch her period all over xer muzzle.
Anonymous ID: VNqoxNi8United States
7/7/2025, 8:27:43 AM No.509719790
>>509718953 (OP)
You think this dude would like anything about our current political system, including the sitting president?
Anonymous ID: Uu2xz3e1Canada
7/7/2025, 8:28:13 AM No.509719816
“It’s called being a Loyalist, you American pig. Washington wasn’t a hero — he was a traitor to the Crown, a violent warlord who shattered the Anglo Empire to serve landowners and slaveholders. He didn’t free anyone. He traded one master for another, wrote it into law, and now you bow to a constitution built on blood, hypocrisy, and property rights. You worship your own prison and call it liberty. Keep saluting your failure of a republic.”
Anonymous ID: 6l/w+DC5United States
7/7/2025, 8:28:49 AM No.509719837
>>509718953 (OP)
Anyone born 300 years ago encountering the worldview of modern American liberals would consider them to be somewhere between insane and possessed by the devil
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Anonymous ID: Uu2xz3e1Canada
7/7/2025, 8:29:51 AM No.509719886
>>509719837
George washington would laugh at you for thinking the devil exists.
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Anonymous ID: mt6ZNkNKUnited States
7/7/2025, 8:30:27 AM No.509719918
>>509719371
Washington could’ve pulled a Napoleon and came in after The Revolution and made himself King of America if he wanted. Instead he resigned as Commander and Chief. He didn’t even want to be President, a position created solely for him and left after only two terms. He lost almost all his fortune during war and as president and refused to collect a salary for either
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Anonymous ID: OdaJIU1sMyanmar
7/7/2025, 8:30:29 AM No.509719921
>>509719371
>it was the beginning of the destruction of the Anglo empire itself
I can tell you're an ahistorical retard with this single sentence because the British Empire didn't peak in power until well after the Revolutionary War.
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Anonymous ID: R8etlBMcRomania
7/7/2025, 8:30:40 AM No.509719929
>>509719837
Possibly, there's a high change he would middlefinger the entirety of the United States of Israel and fuck off to another place to build another nation on his principles.
Anonymous ID: MRDClNwaUnited States
7/7/2025, 8:31:09 AM No.509719950
>>509718953 (OP)
He'd hang them for treason like we should be doing right now.
Anonymous ID: Uu2xz3e1Canada
7/7/2025, 8:31:41 AM No.509719965
>>509719918
Making himself king would be even more retarded. America already had a king and queen.
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Anonymous ID: Uu2xz3e1Canada
7/7/2025, 8:32:12 AM No.509719992
>>509719921
Says a negroid
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Anonymous ID: sEK9jqeVUnited States
7/7/2025, 8:32:39 AM No.509720010
>>509718953 (OP)
He would execute all members of the two major parties and outlaw all political parties at the barrel of a gun, all while saying "told you so". He would also be confused as to why we freed the farm equipment yet decided to keep them all here to destroy our cities.
Anonymous ID: 6l/w+DC5United States
7/7/2025, 8:32:53 AM No.509720018
>>509719886
30 seconds of progbabble about women with penises and how racemixing is beautiful would snap him right out of his effete deism, I assure you
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Anonymous ID: Uu2xz3e1Canada
7/7/2025, 8:34:09 AM No.509720066
>>509720018
He would view it as the weakness of peasantry thinking they had a voice
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Anonymous ID: 6l/w+DC5United States
7/7/2025, 8:36:26 AM No.509720140
>>509720066
Yes anon the class is very impressed with your hardnosed realpolitik, I too remember turning 14 and realizing the government isn't telling the truth
Anonymous ID: mt6ZNkNKUnited States
7/7/2025, 8:39:01 AM No.509720246
>>509719965
There was no such thing a presidency before US created it. The people wanted him to lead the new country. He refused. The north and south immediately started feuding and it was obvious a central government needed to be created with someone in charge is it. Washington was only one the North and South would accept for this new “presidency” thing. In fact, The Constitution wouldn’t have even been written had Washington not agreed to he in charge of the Philadelphia conference. He was literally most powerful man in American history
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Anonymous ID: uiXufyFFUnited States
7/7/2025, 8:39:12 AM No.509720253
>>509719371
You have no idea what you're talking about.

Washington did not really want war. He got roped into it because of his past military experience in the French and Indian war. He just happened to be a really skilled general only at clutch moments like Ulysses S. Grant. He was a British army guy through and through and didn't have a seething hatred for Britain like Jefferson. He could have made himself king but he just wanted to go back to growing tobacco..
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Anonymous ID: Uu2xz3e1Canada
7/7/2025, 8:41:50 AM No.509720356
>>509720246
>>509720253
You americans disgust me
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Anonymous ID: mt6ZNkNKUnited States
7/7/2025, 8:43:05 AM No.509720401
>>509720253
Actually he did. Only because like most Americans he was getting ass raped by taxes and trade by the bongs and his farm was losing money because of it. He was also very bitter after doing his service for the bongs they reused ro make him an official British officer
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Anonymous ID: uiXufyFFUnited States
7/7/2025, 8:43:51 AM No.509720420
>>509720356
Sorry but you're just wrong and spreading psychotic historical fanfiction. Also I know you're Chinese because real Canadians aren't this pressed about US history.
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Anonymous ID: irRWlFA+United States
7/7/2025, 8:43:51 AM No.509720422
>>509719992
>Gets wrecked by a negroid because his only history lessons came from a Mongolian basket weaving forum
Anonymous ID: uiXufyFFUnited States
7/7/2025, 8:46:01 AM No.509720519
>>509720401
He did not have a psychotic hatred of Britain. He specifically hated London bankers and considered them an entirely different breed to the average Englishman. Hating London bankers is par for the course for modern English people too.
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Anonymous ID: Uu2xz3e1Canada
7/7/2025, 8:46:07 AM No.509720524
>>509720420
Oh yeah rioting over a tea tax, killing loyalist and forcing them to flee up north. You all should be disgusted with yourselves. Now you pay a lot more than a TEa tax HAHAHA
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Anonymous ID: Uu2xz3e1Canada
7/7/2025, 8:48:00 AM No.509720601
7 percent of americans are of founding stock. Was 1776 worth it? Mean while around 30 percent are founding stock in canada
Anonymous ID: uiXufyFFUnited States
7/7/2025, 8:48:09 AM No.509720613
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>>509720524
>Oh yeah rioting over a tea tax, killing loyalist and forcing them to flee up north.
Washington was a Virginia planter, not a Yankee.
Also you're Chinese.
Anonymous ID: iflKQsEoUnited States
7/7/2025, 8:50:50 AM No.509720705
>>509720524
and britain and canada pay even more. turns out the revolution did in fact make us less of a shithole
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Anonymous ID: mt6ZNkNKUnited States
7/7/2025, 8:51:59 AM No.509720742
>>509720519
He hated elitists and why him and Jefferson rarely saw eye to eye. He didn’t like spectacle either. Rarely showed up for celebrations for him and usually sucked out early. Refused to have a big funeral and wanted only a small one on his farm
Anonymous ID: Uu2xz3e1Canada
7/7/2025, 8:52:04 AM No.509720746
>>509720705
Yeah after you destroyed the empire. Good shit.
“Americans literally started a revolution over a tea tax. Now they pay taxes on their income, their home, their car, their food, their death, and even the air they breathe — and they call it freedom. You didn’t gain independence. You traded one king for fifty bureaucrats and a surveillance state. At least King George didn’t audit your Venmo
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Anonymous ID: Uu2xz3e1Canada
7/7/2025, 8:53:44 AM No.509720811
And then from your founding fathers wisdom you ended up killing your own kind in a civil war. What a fucking genius
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Anonymous ID: Uu2xz3e1Canada
7/7/2025, 8:55:01 AM No.509720855
Nice ‘founding wisdom’ — you couldn’t even last 100 years without killing your own citizens in the bloodiest war in your history. Absolute brilliance.
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Anonymous ID: uiXufyFFUnited States
7/7/2025, 8:55:16 AM No.509720870
>>509720746
You can always move back to China, Chang. This is getting pretty pathetic.
Anonymous ID: iflKQsEoUnited States
7/7/2025, 8:56:48 AM No.509720926
>>509720746
>we would have stopped sucking if you formed britania with us!
the main reason america is the most successful country despite its demographic issues is chasing all you bootlickers off to destroy yourselves without dragging us down
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Anonymous ID: mt6ZNkNKUnited States
7/7/2025, 8:57:21 AM No.509720944
>>509720855
Blame solely goes to post French Revolution and bongs who pushed “free the niggers” which caught on to northern elitists
Anonymous ID: Uu2xz3e1Canada
7/7/2025, 8:59:35 AM No.509721031
>>509720926
Lmao yeah hundreds of thousands of civilians dying in civil war was actually a good thing!
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Anonymous ID: kglxW+HWUnited States
7/7/2025, 9:00:22 AM No.509721067
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>>509720811
We’re still here faggot, keep crying.
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Anonymous ID: iflKQsEoUnited States
7/7/2025, 9:02:45 AM No.509721166
>>509721031
>neighbor has a civil war and fills itself with blacks
>still inferior in every way because everyone you know is a self flagellating cuck
sad!
Anonymous ID: Uu2xz3e1Canada
7/7/2025, 9:03:28 AM No.509721197
>>509721067
The mutt says citing his 20% british ancestry
Anonymous ID: Uu2xz3e1Canada
7/7/2025, 9:10:02 AM No.509721459
Only 7% of Americans today descend from the people who actually founded the country. Was 1776 worth it? You destroyed the Anglo empire, slaughtered your own people in a civil war, replaced monarchy with bureaucratic tyranny — and now your founding population is a statistical rounding error. Meanwhile in Canada, we stayed loyal, stayed intact, and actually preserved the people the empire built for. So again — was it worth it, pig?
Anonymous ID: Uu2xz3e1Canada
7/7/2025, 9:18:51 AM No.509721786
Talking to modern Americans about founding stock is like speaking French to a goldfish. They don't understand it, and even if they did, they wouldn’t care — because they aren’t the descendants of Washington, they’re the descendants of whoever showed up after he died. The country isn’t theirs — it’s a brand they bought into.
Anonymous ID: i1CfXQ1BUnited States
7/7/2025, 9:20:52 AM No.509721879
>>509718953 (OP)
He'd tell the Democrats and Republicans that their partisan shitflinging is diverting resources from projects that matter and immediately move to outlaw their existence.
Anonymous ID: Uu2xz3e1Canada
7/7/2025, 9:22:14 AM No.509721929
And this is truly the rot of america, the unsightly disgust of it all.
Anonymous ID: Uu2xz3e1Canada
7/7/2025, 9:27:45 AM No.509722115
You shattered the Anglo Empire to build a republic for a people who no longer exist. You replaced blood with ideology, crown with capital, faith with theater, and culture with consumerism. And when the rot set in, you crowned it with Jewsus and called it holy. I call it what it is: the death of Europe, embodied by a nation.
Anonymous ID: hj5vQ6NrUnited States
7/7/2025, 9:31:37 AM No.509722273
>>509718953 (OP)
He would get a militia together and kill them, that's literally what the Whiskey tax was about.
Anonymous ID: nq/daP1MUnited States
7/7/2025, 9:52:16 AM No.509723174
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George Washington supports trans kids