I'm fairly certain that gypsies are scouting out the area for houses to rob, one of them rang the door yesterday. I'll be gone for a week in a few days, how best to make gypsies avoid the house?

>>509722053 (OP)
Invite a friend to stay at your place while you are gone, even better if your friend has a dog.

>>509722053 (OP)
Put porcelain frogs at the entrance and on the porch (if you have one).

Call it a statement fashion for the gypsies, they love frogs.

They won't go near you if they see a gypsy body in front lawn

>>509722084
The ones I could ask are either on vacation or just got a new job that's farther away. Closest neighbor is also on vacation.

>>509722053 (OP)
Get a indoor cam that can rotate and set it to notify your phone if there movement detected and call the police. This is how my poor friend lives in methtown

>>509722053 (OP)
kek, if you're really serious, get one of those lights you can put on a timer and place it by your window or living room, just have it turn on for a couple hours in the evening

>>509722053 (OP)
>>509722098
What do Gypsy girls look like there? Are they cute?

>>509722198
That sounds good, would at least be something. Thanks.
>>509722183
Vacation area has poor reception so that might not work.

>>509722053 (OP)
When I was in europe the gypsies looked incredibly malnourished and weak. They were also probably legally retarded specimens I wouldn't even be afraid of them unless you found yourself in like a 5 vs 1 scenario.

>>509722098
Does that really work?
>>509722461
They're stupid but cunning. And put all the brain matter they do have to work when it comes to finding ways to scam or rob people.

>>509722348
Some of them are, until they hit around 16-17, which is the age where they start making babies like rabbits (if not before). Then they usually get fatter than Fat Albert and look like pigs.

Important point, it's a "tradition" of them to get their girls married at 11/12 years old.

>>509722693
Heh just like our spics

>>509722053 (OP)
I have two of these on my back door so that my door lock can't be picked or forced open quietly while I'm out. And super heavy deadbolts on the other doors. Ring cameras with automated alert for when people are at your door is nice too.

>>509722485
At 100%, no, but they are a very traditional tribe.

Don't know the exact reason, but they fucking hate/fear frogs. It's very common to see some street stores with "decorative" frogs at the entrance. And the crazy part, is that they won't get near those stores.

>>509722831
So you're saying if wear a Kermit the frog backpack I'm basically immune to gypsies?

>>509722053 (OP)
They're about to move in and claim squatters rights.

>>509722053 (OP)
tricks the abos use where I live is turning the power off (electricity comes from the mains to a box at our front doors) and then coming back at night to see which houses have no lights on as the owner is away. they'll also walk around and mark (small spraypaint dot on the curb or fence) the houses without dogs.

>>509722944
Kek!

Immune I cannot say, but for sure the most traditional ones won't get near you.

And opt for Pepe instead of Kermit. If it's for the keks, do it woth style.

>>509722757
And these are on the rest of the doors. Plus I have storm windows that can stop a 2by4 in a hurricane. I got home invaded in the middle of the night about 6 months ago and had to wildly upgrade my security. I live in a pretty nice neighborhood and didn't think I needed it until 4 little shitters woke me up at 2 am with guns in my face and proved me wrong. The 10mm next to my bed might as well been on the surface of Mars. I have severe insomnia and take meds to sleep, so I was at a pretty severe disadvantage.

>>509723207
fuck forgot pic

>>509722693

Many lower races are on an earlier developmental timeline than normal humans. American niggers also begin breeding at 12 or even sooner. This is actually a big problem for integration. You don’t want to put niggers, gypsies, latinxes, etc. in the same school as human children or you end up with a lot of rape. In fact, America had a huge problem with nigger males grooming and sexually harassing human females in public schools. Like, Rotherham-tier, but it’s totally accepted and normalized (bc Americans worship niggers).

>>509722831
I'll get two then. Thanks.

>>509722053 (OP)
Easy solution, pretend to leave tomorrow and then sneak back into your house. When the gypsies come to rob it be ready with something to beat them with, and then as they’re running call the police. After that they will be aware of you not fucking around and the authorities will know they’re targeting homes in the area.

>>509722053 (OP)

Look for markings on or near your front door.
They are used as a code,
then look the code up online
Fake the code for either "nothing of value/big dog/ owner at home/cops"

If done right they will pass on your house.

>>509722053 (OP)
How about don't leave for a week. German education at its finest.

>>509722053 (OP)
>>509722182

Install remote-controller machine gun turrets inside the house.
Ask Uwe Bill about optimum configuration.

>>509722053 (OP)
Invite a black man over. Post pictures of you sucking the black man's cock. Congrats, now they'll think your house is inhabites by an actual alpha male

>>509723732
I'm neither American nor a Russian author.

>>509722053 (OP)
if you have a google nest or some other smart hub, you can set it to periodically turn lights and TV on and off. You can also make a playlist of dogs barking and have it go off anytime someone rings the doorbell