My husband broke the vase and threw all my makeup in the trash. He’s extremely sleep deprived. Let me show you his sleeping schedule everything is in local time.
>Thursday didn’t sleep
>Friday falls asleep at 12AM and wakes up at 4 AM
>Friday fall’s asleep at 2pm and wakes up at 4 pm
>Friday goes to work from 6pm to Saturday 1 AM
>Saturday sleeps at 8 AM to 2PM
>sunday(today) 9am to 2 pm
I told him it’s because of melatonin he’s been taking so I threw in the toilet because I was worried it was destroying his brain and body, he’s always angry and works out aggressively and eats like a mad person. He ask for 2 filet mignon with 7 eggs, AN ENTIRE 1.5 litres of coke with A FULL PINT OF BEN AND JERRY ice cream inside. His entire body is shaky, I can confirm he doesn’t do drugs nor alcohol. What’s wrong with him. He’s only 23 but he’s had bad sleep his whole life

I would prescribe rope.

>>509724200 (OP)
Suits you right for marring an asshole and saying no to the good guy.
Enjoy it now!
Enjoy it all!
YYYAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

>>509724380
this. kys.

lolcow is down the hall, to the left

>>509724200 (OP)
>CNS (Central Nervous System) is fried
He’s oscillating between sleep-deprived adrenaline highs and crash-and-burn naps. This leads to rage, impulsivity, and trembling.
>Circadian rhythm is nonexistent
Melatonin won’t fix shit if you’re exposing yourself to blue light and irregular wake-sleep times. It’s like spraying water on a grease fire.
>Cortisol + Adrenaline Soup
Chronic sleep debt elevated cortisol irritability, insulin resistance, fat gain, shaky hands, testosterone issues.
Add stimulatory workouts + high sugar intake = dopamine chaos and HPA axis burnout.
>Possible Reactive Hypoglycemia
After 1.5L of Coke + ice cream = insulin spike glucose crash trembling, hunger, irritability. Looks like drug withdrawal.
>Melatonin Side Effects
Melatonin isn’t dangerous per se, but chronic high doses or inconsistent timing can make things worse: Grogginess, Deregulated natural rhythm, Mood swings

>>509724583
Suspected Deficiencies or Imbalances:

Magnesium (especially glycinate or threonate):

Needed for calm, muscle relaxation, serotonin balance
Deficiency insomnia, anxiety, twitching

B-vitamins (especially B6, B12, Folate):

Needed for neurotransmitter synthesis
Deficiency aggression, depression, mental fog

Zinc:

Helps regulate testosterone, mood, and immune system
Deficiency irritability, low T, cravings

Omega-3 (DHA/EPA):

Brain health, inflammation control
Deficiency impulsivity, depression, mental instability

Potassium & Sodium Balance:

He might be hyponatremic if he sweats a lot and only drinks water
Deficiency shakiness, irritability, poor nerve conduction

Protein & Amino Imbalance:

He’s eating a lot of protein, but with garbage timing and poor variety
Could be too much glutamate and not enough GABAergic support = aggression

>>509724200 (OP)
Damn, he's a year younger than me and already threw away his youth and sanity to wageslaving, sleep deprivation, and marrying some retarded roastie. Truly epic.

>>509724200 (OP)
>6 hours on Friday
>6 hours on Saturday
>5 hours on Sunday
Seems fine to me, a little on the low side, but some people are fine on 6 hours of sleep. Idk what happened on Thursday and it's okay to sometimes sleep 1 hour less than your regular sleep.

>>509724200 (OP)

>nor alcohol. What’s wrong with him.

There´s your diagnosis.

>>509724200 (OP)
Honey go to bed

>>509724200 (OP)
Based filipina fucking his brains out lel

>>509724675
Yeah but look how irregular it is. And every week he doesn’t sleep 48 hours. Usually on Monday and Tuesday (he doesn’t sleep at all for work)
>>509724674
Well he isn’t a “wage slave” per se he’s a lazy airline pilot
>>509724583
Okay he does work out and he does take all those supplements but is there a cure? If I tell him to take 3 weeks off work (he can) and he sleeps normally, will it fix him? How long would it take for him to come back to normal.

>>509724882
>Well he isn’t a “wage slave” per se he’s a lazy airline pilot
A sleep deprived pilot with little sanity left, fucking kek that will not end badly at all.

>>509724863
What?

>>509724986
Obviously those thoughts entered my head but he’s a good pilot, he does his job well

>>509724200 (OP)
forget him babay. you took the wrong one. now come here and lay down your head in my chest so o can give you a lot of kisses.

>>509724986
And I’m not a roastie. I lost my virginity to him. He’s only person I’ve been with

>>509725037
> but he’s a good pilot
>don't even sleep properly
kek

>>509724882

This season of Pilot Wife will culminate the same way as the second season of Breaking Bad.

>>509725077
you just have one cock your entire life?
that's so sad and horrible and boring i feel sorry for you in that aspect.

>>509724200 (OP)
>>509724882
>Femanon here
well that's a lie, still, you know the rules.

by the way: why are you spending your time sockpuppeting on /pol/?
just change your fucking career if you can't hack the pilot life instead of coming here and shitting the place up

>>509725175
Shut up you loser

>>509724200 (OP)
shut up retard troon, ywnbaw

>>509725187
What are you talking about?

>>509725147
What? What happened second season?

>>509725202
>loser
I'm not the one that have a husband that acts like a violent drug addict and i'm here asking for an advice in a schizo image board so... idk...

>>509725288
He isn’t a drug addicted. He’s never taken drugs nor alcohol

>>509724200 (OP)
what's the point of all these 'femanon here' threads ? Just giving us an hint of how a couple experience is ? Don't they get that we are in a post-women mindset ?

>>509725227
>"w-what are you talking abou"
shut your bitch ass up retard
you thought you were the first one doing this shit? come on

>>509725420
They're either testing out a new botnet script or it is just some retard larping.

>I told him it’s because of melatonin he’s been taking so I threw in the toilet
lmao this is a troll. yet /pol/ simps takes it's side
how this place has fallen

>>509725270
Trust me, you don't wanna know.

>>509725420
It's funny and by now anons like it

>>509724200 (OP)

>>509725495
Its the same canadian retard whos been doing this for actual years at thid point. Dedication to the craft is commendable thoughbeit

>>509725323
to your knowledge....
just fuck off and let him bee

The funniest content on /Paul/ right now.

>>509724200 (OP)
ur not a woman hardeep

>>509725323
i said he is acting like one. your marriage is done and you will be hearing tons of dumb shit about muh husbandrino - soul mate - significant other or whatever the fuck some gay american bullshit will can come up with but the truth is that you are in a fucked up ride that will only get worst from now on.

you will buy the worst gay advice and you will throw your years of youth out of the window because some social normie honor mongoloid shit just to hate yourself and feel completely lost in your 30's after everything colapses miserably don't you?

>>509725651
I don’t know what you guys are talking. I’ve been on pol only a year now cause my husband showed me this place >>509725675
You guys are so hypocritical

>>509725665
He doesn’t do drugs. He literally yells at the top of his lungs how he thinks drugs are for losers!!

>>509725839
>hypocritical
explain. let it out. vent up. give me your best rant. i will take it.

>>509724200 (OP)
impersonating a femoid, even as a joke, is creepy as hell. seek help anon.

>>509725839
It's a favela monkey. Best not take it seriously. Have your husband see a doctor.

>>509725883
>pilot
>don't do drugs
anon... i...

>>509725175
Demonic subhuman post.

>>509725980
What?

>>509725996
>>509726044
>my significant ooootheeeeeeerrr!!!!!!!
alright
let's see how it will play out plebs

>>509726000
He doesn’t

>>509724200 (OP)
>trash
It's called a garbage bin, or just bin in Australia
>melatonin
It's prescription only in Australia, not that many people use it compared to the USA where it's easily available off the shelves
>PINT
Australians only use pint for beer. For ice cream they would say they ate a tub of ice cream

I question your authenticity with regards to your flag

>>509725996
He can’t see doctors due to his job.

>>509726078
you are mental transvestite. seek help

>>509726243
Are you stupid? We are Canadian, he’s a pilot we’re in Australia

>>509726227
for some reason i can tell you are not so confident about it

but forget about drugs
did you ever tried to reach out instead of deciding things for him and throwing his mela in to the trash?
because you are not his mother btw

>>509726269
Get him to see a doctor. That's what they're for. You're his wife, nagging is expected.

>>509726357
Reach out?

>>509724200 (OP)
I had a sleep schedule like that for a few years, or a decade or something
I barely have any recollection of those years now
sleep deprivation sucks

>>509726384
yeah. talking. being kind. explain how you feel about it. showing him his mistakes clearly. did you? what he said?

>>509726374
I told you he won’t
>>509726439
Yea, is it fixable? I told him he should take 3 weeks off paid for. And fix his entire schedule and relax

>>509726592
Bother him until he does.

>>509726592
Not if you throw away his medication troll.

>>509726813
Melatonin isn’t medication

>>509725883
He's on stims, clearly.

do you faggots really not get that this is the canadian 'pilot' larping as his own wife?

>>509726853
you are not his mother. stop acting like you are.

>>509726898
of course i get it but it's fun

>>509724200 (OP)
looks like magnesium deficiency. melatonin won't help here

>>509726977
X

>>509727052
I told you, he takes magnesium

>>509727052
looks like she is not sucking his dick properly until he cum and fall asleep

>>509724583
>>509724640
please kill yourself
>t.doctor