Will taste like Musky Cheese, Cinnamon, Roasted Almonds and Mushrooms!

Perfect for Pie!

>>509727852 (OP)
What about wild lettuce?

Spaghetti Cheese. Takes like, well, a spaghetti cheese.

>>509727889
Well that comes from the Wild!

>>509727905
I see you have a Plush too!

>>509727972
Tastes a bit bitter but I like it.
tried to convince anons to eat it for years.
EAT IIIT!!
And spread the word.

>>509727889
I've got that!

>>509728132
Spread the joy and wholesomeness of eating wild lettuce!
It's a party food.

>>509728079
Fair enough... YOU WILL EAT THE SUGARGNOME BERRIES AND BE HAPPY! Here's a Picture of California Pinefoots!

>>509728132
>>509728210
Sugargnomes will be born from Sugarsticks and Gnome Plants... Will pollinate a Gnome Plant stigma with Sugarstick pollen!

>>509728279
>YOU WILL EAT THE SUGARGNOME BERRIES
With a ... wild lettuce salad.

Proof of Dead internet theory ITT

>>509728595
scary the more obvious it gets too, like you've reached the walls of the digital experience

>>509728521
Why not I suppose!

>>509728595
>>509728746
I'm not a bot though, just an Autist!

>>509728746
It's honestly surreal, it's like a horror movie where the once vague threat has become so pervasive that it's not even hidden anymore and it just straight up outnumbers you and leaves you powerless in its wake. Uncanny.

this is an MI5 pedo elite comms thread.
"sugargnome berries" is a codephrase.
"Will taste like Musky Cheese, Cinnamon, Roasted Almonds and Mushrooms"
is a covert instruction.

>>509731492
Obviously.

>>509730673
>>509731492
I'm not a Cosmic Horror, I am also not an MI5 or MI6 nonce. It will smell like a combination of Allotropa virgata and Hemitomes congestum to attract small Mammals like Shrews and whatnot.

>>509731612
I just want to make a new Gourmet Pie from a berry I will invent, what is honestly so cryptic, horrific and wrong about that?

>>509727888
You are the kind of retarded autist who ruined the board. Who the fuck care ? How is this politic ? I don't want to see your face on a anonymous board unless your killed jews or shitskins fuck off

>british flag
>rare fungal-companion parasite plants only seen in lower cascades

Why an underground parasite is attractive to a covert writer
These plants possess no chlorophyll and live entirely underground until the moment of flowering. They are emblems of secrecy, hidden exchanges and indirect nourishment (tree fungus parasite).

Their sudden, striking emergence can stand for a brief, visible drop-point or burst of activity amid long periods of concealment.

Each species has a narrow mutualism with one fungal partner. In cipher terms that resembles a one-to-one key: only a precise associate can unlock the payload.

Warning: neither Pterospora nor Sarcodes is considered edible, and both are legally protected in parts of their range. A claim that they taste like musky cheese and cinnamon is almost certainly facetious.

“Musky Cheese, Cinnamon, Roasted Almonds and Mushrooms” is an odd tasting note for plants that are neither edible nor aromatic. Read as first letters we obtain M C C R A M, which rearranges neatly to C R A M M C or C R A M C. Common hacker parlance uses “cram” for stuffing data into as few bytes as possible (e.g., a bit-cram).


note: human side here, im gonna guess this has something to do with the bitcoin whales last week

>>509731750
>Gourmet Pie
5350 Katella Ave, Los Alamitos, CA 90720

>>509731821
The fact is politicians love new and ridiculously hard to source foodstuffs!

>>509731954
It's not from Pterospora or Sarcodes, it's from Allotropa and Hemitomes which certainly do!

1751881083194940.png (Ancestors) 9.25 2 anomalous hidden binary chunks (key, high-entropy payloads)
1751882780080936.png (Sugarstick/Gnome) 9.34 2 additional high-entropy payloads, key string embedded midstream


>>509732002
if this has something to do with john mcaffee im going to shit myself

>>509731995
>>509732081
I'm telling you it's nothing cryptic, look up the odour of Hemitomes congestum and Allotropa virgata. The Sugargnome is supposed to be a hybrid of both!

>>509732240
Meant for >>509732099

>>509732240
I apply a rigorous epistemic metric to how half-assed i do things to ensure i dont overcommit to peoples larps. the more obfuscated something is, the less invested I am.
It's not representative of a lack of sincerity, consistency, or humility on my part, it's simply that the local hostility gradient imposed by adverse actions by other actors is intended to burn my delta, and therefore it is optimal for me to avoid looking too closely at anything which does not hold value.

Your obfuscation strategy is too sophisticated for me to immediately crack, and as such, i dont give a shit

kindest regards

These threads are strange to me, since I actually live in the western Oregon rainforest region where a lot of these plants grow. There are a lot of neat-looking and edible plants in the woods. I can take a stroll along a nearby creek and find handfuls of salmonberries and Marionberries and blackberries and so on, and big lush ferns, and heaps of crayfish.

I haven't specifically gone looking for hemitomes plants, but they are probably present in the undergrowth. It's kind of a magical little place from an ecological perspective, but there aren't many jobs, so, welp.

>>509732480
its a coded message. highly pedophile coded.
probably something to do with epstein island

>>509732473
bayesed

>>509732480
Have you thought about being an ecologist?

>>509728595
>>509728746
>>509731821

You'll all be doing it tomorrah.

>>509732473
>>509732529
I think you have AI psychosis.

Met an OP the other day. He was fat. Bald. He was weird!! Spook! I said Hey man he said Hey man. I slithered. I asked Hey man why do you make such shit threads? He said spook! He slithered... I boogied away.

>HUUUOOAH A FRIENDLY MAYNE IN A BLACK SUDAN!

>>509727852 (OP)
Why are you trying to poison anons by making them eat Pokeweed, you fag brit?

>>509732838
It's not Pokeweed. That's a Sugarstick in fruiting stage. Sugarsticks have no leaves.

>>509732916
So what the fuck is it then? Both Pokeweeds and Sugarsticks AKA Allotropas are poisonous.

>>509732838
pokeweed is actually edible but only if you get the green form. the red form is toxic.
but that's not the point. the point is that he's talking about parasitic plants that are pubescent-looking and smell like genitals. this is an entirely cunnycoded thread


The fruit of Hemitomes congestum has a strong, pungent odor described as musky or cheesy. This scent is thought to attract small mammals, aiding in seed dispersal.
Allotropa virgata (Sugarstick):
One source mentions a slight fishy smell associated with Allotropa virgata.

heterotrophes are entirely inedible. this thread has a reason for existing.

>>509732621
I would have to re-train for years and at substantial expense. I'm more of a self-taught autodidact kind of learner. I know a bit about local marine biology simply by reading through textbooks and papers. I should probably apply the same strategy to forest ecology, but I haven't done that yet.

>>509733075
Just piss off you sordid-minded schizophrenic!
>Ah ha you called me a schizo, that means I won!
I know the game, please visit a sanitarium!

>>509733064
Only the Pokeweed is.

>>509733232
I do the same... Sadly there isn't many books on North American Flora in the UK. The Internet is a friend in that way though.

>>509733859
look bro if you want to be a pedophile just be one

>>509734503
I Like Monotropes.
>You must be a paedophile.
Do us all a favour and visit a nuthouse.

>>509727852 (OP)
would it go well with branston pickle?
https://youtu.be/3-s5N-lG75I
the cigarettes are a massive factor in nafld btw

>>509736061
I would say so... I really need to quit smoking!

>>509727852 (OP)
I've told you 3 times already to apply for a grant from Belarus to farm them.

>>509727888
>>509727852 (OP)
i love you This board is shit and your putting it in the toilet where it belongs.

The ESL frenchy(>>509731821) thinks it belongs on a plate.

>>509728016
>>509727905
Not a jew insight to ruin your lovely meal.

>>509736394
Problem is different chromosome counts and host species. I will DIY it first to avoid a waste of funds.

>>509736464
>>509736551
People take themselves way too serious these days, I really do want to make Sugargnome Berry Pies in the future but I do think investing in politics is even more stupid than any of my hare brained ideas. I might get an award worth winning for it while 99% of /pol/ gets their bi-monthly fell for it again award.

>>509736276
try switching to flavourless vapes, and then getting off them. what is addictive in the tobacco are the additive flavourings, not the nicotine itself, although it is habit forming for sure.
i used to be a pretty vocal proponent of nicotine until recently. it can cause insulin resistance if you use it a lot, and i did. i vaped all day and night, but was able to just put it down and stop and haven't picked it up since. it's been a month now.
the other advantage of switching to vapes before quitting is that they are less expensive, at least in canada.
also look into the rice diet, it's very interesting. just rice, fruit, and sugar lol. low protein, low fat, high carb. people lost weight like crazy, type 2 diabetes reversed with 100% success rate, and many health problems reversed.

>>509736822
It's almost like if you have a designated board for your off topic shit

>>509736944
Interesting... I have been cutting down recently. I eat rice quite regularly though (in healthy dinners).

>>509737106
/b/ is pornographic.