Which side you on?

Wheres the larp states?

>>509741590 (OP)
on the other side we have unpatriotic weak men who hate guns and masculinity who oppose camaraderie and familial bond.

safe to say I'm betting on the other guys.

>>509741590 (OP)

>>509741590 (OP)
Poccийcкaя Фeдepaция!

>>509741978
They will collapse just like the Soviet Union and it will be worse than this map.

>>509741978
idk I moved to Utah last year and it's pretty gay up here. Feel like I have to literally move into a small town at this point.

>>509742118

Rural Utahn here: fuck off we're full

>>509741590 (OP)
That movie was pretty gay

>>509741590 (OP)
this map is absurdly stupid

>>509741590 (OP)
I have a very hard time believing that much of the country west of Ohio would choose to become a “loyalist state.”
Honestly, if this war ever happens it’s pretty much just going to be several newly birthed nations vs Washington, DC.

>>509741590 (OP)
Texas and California would both just become a part of Mexico again

>>509741978
This is the butthurt belt of America.

>>509742896
lol no. Texas and California are both richer and have more military forces than Mexico. Both are home to several US military bases and installations.

Mexico meanwhile is one of the weakest governments on Earth, certainly the weakest government in North America. The only reason Mexico's government continues to exist is because it's not a serious threat to the cartels, so they have no reason to destroy it.

>>509741590 (OP)
Loyalist forever baby. A house divided against itself cannot stand.

For all intensive porpoises Mexico doesn't have a government.

>>509744315
-for Israel.

>>509744315
When is the last time it stood for anything worth standing for, anon?

>>509742118
SLC is literally gayer and more commie than Seattle or Portland, it’s just not quite as dirty and full of hobos. I swear there’s more rainbow flags in downtown SLC than there is in San Francisco. Not sure what happened to that place

>>509741590 (OP)
If I just keep living where I live and don’t do shit, what then?

>>509741590 (OP)
>>509741978
Any niggerbrain that thinks Oklahomo won't be on Texas' side is completely delusional. It's not called Texas Jr for nothing.

>>509745690
>Any niggerbrain that thinks Oklahomo won't be on Texas' side is completely delusional. It's not called Texas Jr for nothing.
this

>>509741590 (OP)
Which ever side has the rocky mountains, because I am never leaving them again.

>>509741590 (OP)

>>509741590 (OP)
Take a guess

This is pure fiction from a Hollywood, which is a propaganda arm of zionist Jews.

This is the reality, a nationwide and decentralized network of anti-government militias that threaten the rule of the zionists in DC.

Not a civil war, the ingredients of revolution.

>>509741590 (OP)
>1pbtid
It’s city vs non-city (even many suburbs are politically diametric to urban areas). State maps are fucking retarded like you.

>>509741590 (OP)
>Republic of California
PEOPLE'S Republic of California

Florida Alliance. Someone figured out my preferences and put all my favorite states together. Maybe I'd swap GA out and put SC in though. GA is fucked up.

>>509742673
Kek. Just like the movie

>>509746993
>No Cuba
No thanks

>>509744848
>Not sure what happened to that place
Mormons are sleeper liberals obsessed with cosplaying as traditional prudes when it's convenient, every mormon I have ever known was a weird fucker that acted like a boomer trying to fit in. Not even sure why mormonsim is allowed as a religion when it's provably false, Smith literally made it up out of thin air like most liberals do with shit.

>>509741590 (OP)
PNW 4 Life

>>509741590 (OP)
>ohio river valley
>loyalist
Lol
Lmao
Hollywood jews are out of touch

>>509748277
>PNW
Lost cause until the surrounding state governments are allowed to fall. The area itself is based though.
>t. webfooted

It looks more like this.
https://youtu.be/U2eTN6yDRGE

Is it ever explained why the Civil War even happens? They all just seem butthurt and they want to kill President Crust for some reason. Then they kill him and I'm not sure what happens after that. The entire setup makes it seem like half the states rebelled because he made a mean tweet online or something. There's no cause

The major cities in North Carolina might have some loyalist supporters (Charlotte, Raleigh, Greensboro) but the rest of the state goes full Confederacy. The faggots and dykes in Asheville will be killed early on, returning the jewel of Western NC to its rightful owners.

It's the same thing in VA.
It's the same thing in SC.

>>509741590 (OP)
>farmers in Ohio going to war with farmers in the Dakotas
Only in Schlomo Shekelberg’s wet dreams. Any civil war would be cities vs. everyone else, would last four days, and would end when urbanites figure out food isn’t grown at the store.

>>509741590 (OP)

>loyalist

The movie was fake and gay.
Texas and Florida seceding from D.C. with a Trump like president lol yeah right.

In reality we all know it would be so retard in Cali wanting to seceede and maybe Oregon and Washington State follow.
Then the rest of the US kicks their ass, especially as the military bases in Cali and elsewhere refuse to secede with the retards.
There will be no secession.

>>509741978
>Least populated states with highest amounts of meth
kek let them try

>>509748508
A better map than most, but still way off. For instance, as a native Missourian, I'd say Minnesota and Wisconsin have a lot more in common with "The Midlands" than "Yankeedom". I imagine it's much the same with Michigan, particularly the UP, but haven't really been out that way so can't say for sure.

>>509741978
canadians should never post again

>>509749890
anyone calling the midwest yankee isnt american

>>509741590 (OP)

>allying with the pacific northwest
pass.

>allying with Fakexas
hard pass.

>allying with NYC and the scum of D.C
I'm crossing the border into canada.

>>509750164
Yeah, it's pretty much used as an insult anywhere in the country that isn't Nu England. Maybe Left Coasters are alright with the term? Oh well, don't know, don't care.

>>509750164
If you have winter you're a yankee

Like this won't be the eventual outcome.

>>509741590 (OP)
that movie was dumb as fuck and used the 2nd civil war as a backdrop for some gay journalist photographer circle jerk.

>>509741978
That's just a random selection of contiguous states.

>>509746993
A formidable opponent

>>509741590 (OP)
They made these alliances all nonsensical (compared to real red-state-blue-state maps) because they didn't want the movie to be relatable to real modern day American politics. Lots of people still assume that the president and his loyalists are supposed to be like Trump though

>>509741590 (OP)
The northwest is globhomo and would stay loyal with the east coast.

>>509741590 (OP)
California is richer, healthier and has more people.