We're Back. It's a Pardon Day.
Come watch niggers beg for their freedom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j-pEFYzBNI

We are so back

>>509741823 (OP)
TYB
surprise hearing. thought we weren't back till tomorrow. yay.

fucking timer

Did he say Tyrone Biggums?

nigga is literally named Tyrone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY2-mrsXgMM

Hello frens, how are you doing today
>Today's docket

>>509742008
They had a week off they usually have a Monday meeting to make up for lost time.

another black mayor vouching for a convicted criminal. a few weeks ago we had a mayor who WAS a convicted criminal.

TYB

Good to be back. Of course we start off with a Tyrone lol

>>509741941
>N-nani?

>>509742008
who is this girl supposed to be?

>Go to a breakfast meeting with Tyrone
>Breakfast is served
>Tyrone says "Dafuq is dis?!"

>>509741823 (OP)
TYB!

Did I hear "Sheriff J Russell"?

Hello frens. Thank you baker.
This guy is gonna get pardoned. It's an old drug charge and a literal sheriff is coming to bat for him

A drug dealer, woman beater, who said restraining orders can't stop me, who helped someone escape the cops or prison?
Yeah, sounds like a great guy.
Let him go.

>>509742292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUmZp8pR1uc

>>509742292
I think it's just a random girl created by AI when it wasn't well developed.

>>509742292
Daisy duke from dukes of Hazzard. An old American tv show from a few decades ago. It's still beloved in the south today.

>>509742353
Might get it without firearms.
But yeah decades old drugs with an attorney, and some mayor blowing smoke means he's likely.

They called a crack dealer to negotiate
Sounds like something from an 80s cop show

>>509742463
>>509742472
lol no, it's Amy Winehouse
they tried to make her go to rehad
>but she said no, no, no...

>>509742627
>rehad
rehab. christ.

gm frens
>>509742128
>Tyrone Dickens
lmaooo

>Man is barricaded inside of his home
>Quick! Call Tyrone!

>>509741823 (OP)
TYB

>>509742128
Hey Algeria anon

someone shut this nigger bitch up!

Why is the audio so bad? Seems like half the time I can't understand anything these niggers have to say. Pretty fluent in nigphonics

>>509742904

>>509742627
Well, that's a piece of lore I wasn't aware of. It's fitting that the girl who sang about refusing to go to rehab died from alcohol poisoning.

Holy shit this bitch rambles.
Someone please cut her off.

>>509742954
The zoom is trying to pick up their voice and they far away in an pretty much empty room

>>509742954
the audio from the podium mic has always been atrocious. it doesn't help that usually the speakers aren't talking loudly enough for the ancient equipment from the 80s because they are all used to modern cellphone mics.

I'm very fatigued Frens. I can't understand a fucking thing except muh certified mail, back home, etc.

>>509743020
in a way trying to quit drinking is what killed her. she had massive tolerance built up when she was drinking but it went away when she got sober for a while. they she tried to go back to drinking like she used to, drank an entire bottle of vodka, and died from it.

>>509743050
So nigger IT problems. NIT?

SHE'S STILL GOING

Jesus Christ lady, Sheryl tried to get you to shut the fuck up, and you just can't take the hint

>>509743067
Yeah, been here since lpbg started. Never heard it this bad
>shroomanon standing by to hallucinate

>>509742827
Hello fren, how are you doing today? I'm drinking coke and enjoying spending time with you guys.

this nigga got probation for helping someone escape, then two years into a 4 year probation got busted for selling cocaine, then while on parole for that got busted for selling meth. also he violated a no contact order or something

This has been going on for damn near a half hour.

Argument over child support. They are just fucking with us now

>>509743407
most boring hearing.
im gonna cook some breakfast.
you anon's want anything?

>>509743407
We are on nigger time in these threads, fren.

>>509741823 (OP)
Thank you baker upper. Let’s rock this shit.

>>509743407
Pure nigger fatigue

>>509743331
Pretty good fren. just having some coffee and about to pretend I am working

>>509743453
Some pancakes and bacon please Fren.

is he claiming he saved a woman from a snake?

>>509743453
>but Tyrone, how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast?

Does the disabled nigger have leg testicles to?

>>509743672
That's what I heard

For some reason them trying to sell people as "a good guy now" is more tiresome.

Oh God...
I was looking at the internets....do they call you K9
>Let me tell you a story

>ACKOHOL

>>509743788
>>509743899
>eights and nines
checked

>>509743788
Checked

Calling it now - pardon WITHOUT restoration of firearms.

>>509743672
>The snake in question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti4sqG85FU4

>There was a RAPE charge, that was dismissed.
Well you see her eyes turned to hearts.

>>509743711
perfect

>They call me K9

They are going to let this nigger go, aren't they?

>>509744103
Nice one fren

>The board when a nigger goes 2 years without committing crime and gets a job at Wendy's

>>509744109
Anon, I have some bad news for you.

>>509744194
Kek!

>6 time felon

>sexutive session

>>509744194
Plot twist....they are going into executive session. Free this nigger!

This has been going on for like 45 minutes. Is this a new record?

Nog wants his gun rights back to take his son’s hunting. I fucking laughed hard.

>>509744326
Tyrone is free. He just wants to learn how to hunt and sell booze.

>>509744326
this is a pardon hearing. these are all (supposedly) reformed criminals who have repaid their debt to society and are looking to have their records expunged now that they have a gone some years without committing crimes (or at least getting caught). some of them also want their second amendment rights restored.

Does Prator ever vote yes on 2A restorations?

>>509744181
Kek XD

NO GUNS FOR YOU!!

does the board ever check up on the stories they hear? or do they just believe everything they're told?

It took 50+ minutes to get to that?
Shall not be infringed nigga

>>509744543
Yeah, I know. Shrooms are kicking in...Thanks fren

>>509744878
Sometimes yes

are these the actual parole hearings next? EHCC is something something Correctional Center and LSP is Louisiana State Prison right?

>>509745013
>Shall not be infringed
That was only meant to apply to white people, obviously.

>>509745078
there were 9 hearings in Baton Rouge, 2 at Elaine Hunt and 3 at Angola

>>509745013
luvs me sum Tanya. simple as.

>>509745078
There are no parole hearings today, these are pardon hearings, for people who are either serving sentences of life without the possibility of parole or ex convicts looking to restore their rights taken from them by the state for being criminals.

>>509745078
No, all Pardons today.

>>509742128
Released means out of jail, wants firearms
CTO means IN jail still.

>>509744953
I think they ask questions that they already know the answer to, and wait and see if you're going to lie or not.
>Did you hit La'Meequa Washington?
>Huh, who? Oh my baby momma? Na yo
>Hmm, according to the police report it says here that when the police arrived she had several lacerations to her neck and face.
*Sucks in teeth*

>>509744953
It's more like performative art I think

Blessed are we that our Creator, Yakub, could stop by the stream!

>>509744953
The new board, IMO, is retarded. Even moreso than the previous one. So most likely they believe every story they hear

oh look it's the murderer clemency organization

>these fucking nigger names

Damn, this nigger brought the whole plantation with him

I do love sitting here with my AR and 30 round mags listening to nigger beg to have their gun rights back.

>>509745456
I like this one.

That nigger with the parole project is a faggot
>Muh reentry
>Muh transition

>>509745633
Checked

LaTonya in the parking lot with the iPhone

>Das Rite! Wez demand youz recage this nigga

Why did they invite a Crip to try and help him out?!

>>509745633
That is Houston. Picrel is also Houston.

>>509745859
Based. I miss watching that show when it was first televised, even though I torrented the entire Star Trek catalog, except all the new gay series

>>509745934
>>509745945
Keked at both

Latonya looks like she would check for your pulse with her thumb rather than her index and middle finger

>>509745945
Someone really loved that "Jizzed In My Pants" song kek

Scope nigger is being called out

Please bro, get to the point or shut the fuck up.

>hurted my father

Where's doodle anon? We need a rifle with scope nigger doodle

Good lord wrap it up already.

>>509746280
You missed the first hearing? You would have loved that

>>509746040
yeah. i had my wristwatch alarm set to go off five minutes before it came on so i'd have time to save my game and get a fresh can of coke and get settled in for the nightly rerun, with new episodes coming out on sundays during the season. it was great television.

>>509746413
No, I was here, some retard spoke for 20 minutes non stop.

I wonder if there are any nig kids named Osha?

>>509746419
It really was great television. I miss those days so bad fren

>>509746323
Sorry I was doing this one.
>We need a rifle with scope nigger doodle
I'll try my best

>>509746498
Yeah, that babbling negress

I like when the people on zoom bring props to let the board know they work or have a title
This bitch had to bring her stethoscope.
Bitch probably draws blood all day.

>>509746588
the future is always worse than the past i'm afraid. it's not just nostalgia goggles. the closer we get to the drain the faster we circle it.

>>509746569
Ice Cube's real name is O'Shea

>>509746625
Hahaha. Nice. Thanks doodlefren!

>>509746625
nice work doodle anon

>>509746662
there's a nigga with a youtube channel named Oshay Duke Jackson or something like that.

My face when Chucky is the lead interviewer.

>No victim awareness classes
It's over

>>509746633
Checked

>I wanna intent to hoit no one
Nigger if you have your gun drawn you're intending to hurt or kill someone.
When you fire that gun you're definitely trying to hurt or kill someone.

>>509746654
Your picrel is very true

>>509746822
this chain of cause and effect eludes the nigger

Wait ..did he just say bullets usually explode?

Who the lady with the stethoscope

>>509746662
His parents wanted to be Irish so damn bad kek

>>509746908
It’s why they’re so dangerous, they explode on contact

>>509746914
Hopefully a vet's assistant. God I hope so.

>I don't recall
>I don't know
>No victim awareness
This guy's family beat the shit out of the victim, then he came by and shot him. He isn't taking any responsibility

>>509746855
it's from a 150 plus year old book. but searching for a pic of it gets me a bunch of pics of an anime girl, so here's the wiki article instead
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hagakure

This nigger is completely obtuse
I think he's going to give up trying to seem like a good guy

>>509746914
The daughter of scope nigger I believe

>>509746994
don't get sick fren

>>509746822
Checked

>>509747008
Thanks fren

Wait why they deny his parole? It was an accident the gun went off.

Back to the cage Wesley

>>509747191
The nigger didn't participate in enough programs for the board to get their kickbacks from the vile Jew programz operators

>>509747057
Is there a term for having a fear of having a nigger doctor?

>In the ER
>Door opens
>Finally the doctor is here
>First thing I hear
>Ayo
>mfw

You're already in prison, why deny anything.
Even if you don't believe it, just pretend to take responsibility. They lead you with the questions.
>"It wasn't an accident right""
Just say what they want to hear

>>509747191
He fired multiple rounds at his body just to scare him.
They were all ricochets.
Let him free.

>>509747285
These programs are run by churches anon.

oh shit james taylor is here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nKGVDhQ60

>>509747343
common sense?

>>509746908
>>509746985
Be careful of those exploding bullets friends

Methinks "Carrie" has a cock n balls.

>>509747416
many churches are just fronts for straight up satanists

>>509747599
seems plausible

Whoa what's David Coverdale doing here?

>>509747727

It’s ok folks, he took classes, free this man.

>victims mom
>Police chief
This gonna be good

That being said, I cannot imagine the hell of being a white inmate in a Louisiana prison
>>509747634
Unitarians, Lutherans, and liberal churches in general are all trying to guide people away from Jesus. I unironically believe they are satanic entities.

>>509747727
I was thinking Dee Snider from Twisted Sister.

>>509747727
lol

>>509747885
I WANNA ROCK
I WANT TO ROCK!!!

>>509747811
>I unironically believe they are satanic entities.
same. it's the only explanation for some of the shit they do.

>>509747727
lmao

Oh my God, this woman is the perfect example of a rambling senile old lady

>>509747727
she has seen better days

>>509747727
That is stevie nicks. Picrel.

This is like an Abe Simpson speech

>>509747727

>>509747962
WE'RE NOT GONNA PAROLE
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA PAROLE
WE'RE NOT GONNA PAROLE, ANYONE

>>509747574
Beautiful doodlefren. Thank you!

>>509748090
almost no cougars exist in the south.
the sun wreaks havoc on the skin

>>509748200
Checked

>>509748200
>>509748233

>>509748294
her youtube picture is considerably worse than facebook. I assume filters are being used. she looks like the dude from Mask on here

Grandma is going on an adventure in the background

>>509748099
Checked. Jews delayed the new South Park season premier by 2 weeks

The Beast has spoken

>>509748422
Checking the checker

>>509747925
Didn't she die? I recently watched a movie with her in it, where she gets possessed by a ghost from a ouija board, and I swear I read she died while looking up if she had any nude scenes.

>>509748510
Mein Gott!

>>509748422
Well check yourself, fren

>>509748200
NO WAY!

>>509748546
yeah she dead now

>>509748494
That fucking merger is what is fucking them. They released a statement about it.

>>509748494
Rule 88

All jews must die

She ded nigga and her nudes are gross unless you are into ghouls

>>509748200

>>509748626
Damn, RIP. btw she has nudes. Not bad.

>>509748622
Checked. Lots of gets happening

>>509748717
Fucking kek. Dee Hathorn keeps on rocking

Dudes has health problems so I suspect they will let him go. Maybe his health isn't bad enough though

>took a ton of classes and has health problems

>Meemaw talking about how good the victim was
>Was a rookie bullrider, family started a foundation after he was murdered
Now I'm sad ;_;
>>509748233
<3 Glad you liked it.

Someone please make a basedjack of Carrie's "O" face hahahaha

His hopes were dashed beautifully

>>509749029
>Her face when I whip out my BBC

I love all you niggas (no homo). See you later muh Frens

>>509749029
David Coverdale singing his greatest hit 2025(colorized)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyF8RHM1OCg

>>509749029

JC

>>509749105
Whoops. Not leaving. Didn't look at docket

why do people with no parole get parole hearings

>>509748200
I ugh I know
I'm just not gonna parole is all.
hahahahaha

>>509749202
democrats

>>509749040
Good, the dumbass shot someone IN THE BACK. Fucking southerners are as dumb, and as shitbrained as fucking niggers my god not ome good thing has come from the south I wish total southie death would happen

>>509749202
More money for the judges

>>509749029
>>509749150
This bitch is a wild one

>>509749029
Fucking lmao. Now all we need are the tiny, raised hands kek

>>509749202
judicial rulings, for example juvenile at time of commission of the crime gets a guaranteed hearing now

The wife is cute <3

>>509749150
>>509749182
psych meds I would be willing to bet

>>509749390
I agree.

>>509749029
The government mainly the governor can override no parole and give a pardon. There is also the request for an appeal.
So pretty much the judgement of X years with no parole is just pageantry.

Prator always gives me "You're a peculiar one" vibes when he speaks kek

this man got caught with hallucinogenic marijuanas and they're letting him run around with guns? wtf?

I think Chuckie had a malfunction letting a white man go free

>>509749029
>>509749150
>>509749150
>>509749182
Boobanon.... I need you!

O LAWD the hair thing on that one chick. i think it was a chick.

>>509749896
Dear God No

>>509749896
Nigga, are you high lmao

>>509749896
no. not for that you dont
the beast does not have tits

>>509749782
Pedo trumps amerika. For that matter, all kikes in dc.

>>509742128

>all those second degree murders

Niggers be nigging

>>509749896
An agent of chaos

lol this motherfucker just straight up tried to lie to the board
>uh i forgot about all those other times i got arrested

>It slipped my mind

I mean, come on, nigga.

lol conveniently two occupations with no fixed address

This nigga should have hired Jane Hogan Esq.

>Was that your crack cocaine?
Uh, no Sir

Yeah this guy's cooked

lol this bitch is a h0 for real. like a madam or something.
>personal bodyguard
uh huh

What's the most common ex-con job they like to tout as entrepreneur?
I feel like lawn care/landscaping is the #1
Especially among nigs.

theyre really breezing through some hearings today.

>>509750490
DJ

>>509750490
prison ministry

>>509750490
Entrepreneur sounds good and almost everyone is one these days. If you drive for Uber and you have an LLC (which costs like $50) you are a small business owner.
Also it is very regional, in Texas a lot of ex cons work on farms/slaughterhouses, whereas in Hawaii a lot of them work in hospitality

>>509750490
This must be number one. I will throw in my vote for construction.

>>509750490
it's something plausible, something they can plausibly claim to be owner/operator of, and something that doesn't need to have a storefront or fixed address they could check up on. "trucking companies" that only consist of one truck parked in their house's front yard are another popular one.

speaking of which, Chuckie himself owns an oil field services company that has it's official mailing address at his private residence. i'm sure it's all above board though.

>>509750490
I knew one that was a stone mason doing residential work. Similar.

I miss the old board and especially their snacks of the day

>>509750777
Nice trips

this shit is infuriating
i have a misdemeanor from when i was 17 and because the jurisdiction it happened it can never own a gun again, meanwhile literal felon career criminals are being given pardons with gun restoration like candy

>>509750777

FUCK GLOWIES t.this old man

>>509750933
only misdemeanor i know of that costs you your gun rights is domestic violence (thanks women)

Implying the cops stole weed (which is most likely). This guy is cooked

i agree with this guy, but he's using the wrong tactics

does this story sound like a bunch of bullshit to anybody else?

>>509750933
What did you do Fren?

>>509751030
i can barely make out what he's trying to say, so yea.

the FBI raided, only found marijuanas, were pissed that there was no heroin, pistol whipped everybody in the room
sounds like the special agents were disappointed junkies

>>509751015
Yup. Agreed. This guy is fucked with this tactic.

Henlo my fellow fatigued noticers
It's been a while (for me)
I hope we'll be lucky to have some happenings on the stream today

>>509751057
he's trying to say he's a smalltime pot dealer who got framed by the FBI or something

>>509751030
Not to me.
>57 y/o oldfag

As credible as this story might be, his tone and way of telling a story is killing any credibility.

>>509749010
>>509749029
>Look he's a nickel and dime pot dealer
>Go pistolwhip him

Dude is on speed.

dude talks like a used car salesman
>you can fit so many probations in this bad boy!

>>509751131
This kike believes he is freeway ricky ross

>>everday im huffin paint

>>509751254
Hahaha. Another nice one doodleanon

>>509751254
Bahahahaha Perfection

>>509751040
>>509751000
got in an argument with my roommate, who called the cops because i shoved him
3rd degree domestic, gun rights revoked, 90 days in jail

This dumb ass white boy fuck a kid like they all do?

>>509751254
Well done, doodleanon

>welder
granted

>>509751370
Says the kike behind a vpn. Post nose.

>he teaches children to avoid jail and pot
Imagine this skitzo coming to your kids middle school to warn them about FBI agents stealing their pot

this guy is not exactly endearing himself to the board

>>509751440
It's Stella. don't feed it

>Even if I was high, I wasn't retarded.

I wasn't retarded! Did you guys hear that?

this old man sure can ramble

>>509751465
he just came to rant it seems

Did he really just say the fricking R word?

>>509751447
based. fuck the fbi

>>509751335
Hells bells Fren. Did you do your Cajun Rage programs?

>>509751536
I heard it.

>Even if I had been high
>I wasn't retarded
I'm so glad other people heard that too
>I'm gonna tell you something, you did a terrible interview
Oh fuck I kek'ed so hard

carolyn ain't havin' none of this hippie shit

white chimpout incoming

How To Fuck Up 101

meemaw is about to just throw him back in prison

>>509751567
no thats why i went to the pokey for 90 days lol it was 2 years probation and anger management or jail and i took jail

SOMEHOW he still got it. holy shit.

This skitzo rambler really gets a pardon with a gun?

>>509751536
I heard that as well. So how did they vote? I'm confused

>despite you being an obtuse schizo, my vote is to grant
god bless

Aloha Baker.
So he won? why say all that if youre winning?

>>509751691
Based! What did you really do though? You can tell us....

>>509751254
kek

>>509751711
Checked.
>shall not be infringed

>>509751711
Again, trumps amerika. The kikes want as many unstable niggers out there killing high iq people who can organize to name and finish the JQ in perpetuity.

Holy shit, imagine going up after that guy?
>James Taylor is up next
>I've seen pardons
>And programs

how in the hell did i not notice a name like Jose Pita before now?

>>509751722
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

>>509751955
Is on a bridge over troubled waters?

>>509751955
Kek

>>509747343
I think it's just in general called mavrophobia.

The Room of the Forsaken One

must be some type of pardon quota theyre trying to meet so theyre using them on mostly harmless tards
>>509751787
That was literally it
they guy was an effeminate pussy and was crying and shit so the cops treated him like a woman
all because of a shove, sticks in my fucking craw even 10 years on
and the worst part is ill literally never ever be able to have a gun because a recent supreme court ruling upheld that misdemeanor domestics lose gun rights

>>509752066
>>509752122
>>509752144

he has only served 23 years on a murder. Seems like the board likes ~30 before they consider. My bet is that he is denied.

>i want outta prison
this guy gets to the point

>>509751877
>>509751955
>>509752066
>>509752122
>>509752144
Checked. Lots of gets

>>509752144

this would be the cunt during a job interview asking why do you want a job.

not only can he not answer the question he can't even understand it

how in the fuck are these things considered full humans?

>>509752193
There's something you're leaving out you don't do 90 days in jail for a first time offense "shove"

>>509752380
That is perfect kek. Wasn't the prison fan a pedo?

>>509752408
He shot someone over a parking spot

This nigger should get the death penalty

>>509752383
>HR could be here...

>>509752193
Lots of firearms you can buy without all that vile Jew paperwork Fren. Gotta go to da nearest hood and brush up on your ebonics and/or Spanish ...

>>509752452
IIRC, yes. I think that was from one the of pedo days.

>worked as a baker
Speaking of, who is baking?

>>509752463
He was punched dawg

>>509752471
lol
>with a women's studies degree you can go anywhere you want

>>509752463
well it sounded like he thought the other guy pulled a gun. idk i cant make out nigger babble.

>>509752528
Not this deaf nigga kek

>>509752513
He's larping or lying one of the two. If hes not larping he choked someone

>>509752450
>you don't do 90 days in jail for a first time offense "shove"
pretty standard 1 offense misdemeanor Battery/DV sentence

>>509752450
Thats literally what happened , wasn’t even an adult.They said if I joined the army the prosecution would drop it. Welcome to the justice system.

>>509752558
So what? Youre a nigger too, and can die.

We need a organization called Free Firearms For Felons
>4F

>>509752656
being a juvenile at the time of the offense you may have some recourse. at least according to this TV show we're watching

>>509752630
Agreed.

NEW BREAD

>>509752817
>>509752817
>>509752817
>>509752817

>>509752632
Not in my State.

>>509752656
>Join the Army and your free
Know your lying nigger
>58 y/o former zogbot here

>>509741823 (OP)
Nigger