Sup fellow autists,

It's your boy Elon here. I've got some important news to share with you all. As much as I'd love to Make America Cool Again and put my name on the ballot for President, the fact is I can't do it. Why, you ask? Well, it's because I was born in good ol' South Africa, not good ol' 'Murica.

So unfortunately, I'm not eligible to run for the highest office in the land. But that's not gonna stop me from trying to change the game. That's why I'm launching a brand new political party - the "American Party." And I need your help to find the right candidate to lead it.
Who do you autists think would be the perfect GEOTUS material to represent the American Party? I'm talking someone who's based as fuck, doesn't give a shit about political correctness, and will drain the swamp like it's nobody's business. Drop your suggestions in the replies and let's get this thing rolling!
Time to make this country great again, my dudes. The future is ours!

Elon "Literally Tryin' to Colonize Mars" Musk

>>509743300 (OP)
Bullshit, Elon's only launching the "American Party" to spite the GOP (after the OBBB gut his EV subsidies) because he knows the only thing it'll accomplish is splitting the Conservative vote and guaranteeing more DNC victories as no liberal on Earth will join the party of the guy who threw up a Nazi salute at a Presidential inauguration. It's just petty revenge for the sake of petty revenge.

Imagine thinking a new heckin political party is going to change anything, in America of all places.