>burns your mouth and makes you bleed out your ass
>makes you cry and sweat
why do every non-white love spicy food so much? It is not a flavour but a sensation. Capsaicin merely simulates burning or heat.
It would be like sticking ice cubes in my bolognes because i like it 'chilly'.

>>509747541 (OP)
Skill issue.

Sorry to hear about your homosexuality bro

>>509747541 (OP)
The spicy ones are ok. I had some Korean seafood flavour noodles though and they tasted and smelled like the sea and not in a good way.

>>509747541 (OP)
I really like spicy food and I'm white. I remember trying the red variant of this once. It was hot eating it but not sooo bad. But the next day was very different. Its not like the actual act of taking the shit hurt, it burned yes. But I had pains and cramps in my abdomin like you would not believe.

Which is weird since I've hot hotter foods than that that never gave me that sort of pain

>>509747541 (OP)
>It would be like sticking ice cubes in my bolognes because i like it 'chilly'.
no it wouldn't you moron.

>>509747937
That's because it's really a chemical mix that roughly approximates food.

>>509747541 (OP)
>>burns your mouth and makes you bleed out your ass
>>makes you cry and sweat

It doesn't though. You're just a massive faggot.

>>509747541 (OP)
Becaue enough capsaicin triggers the release of endorphins and dopamine.

>>509747541 (OP)
Hvis du ikke kan spise buldak nudler og faktisk smage smagen og nyde det stærke, sven, så er du en lille kælling. Lol.

>>509747541 (OP)
I'm eating the 2x spicy version right now with spicy chicken added. Good shit

>>509747541 (OP)
Motherfucker, I'm white as a ghost and I eat one or two of those every week. It is a culinary delight and not liking it is basically this. >>509747638

>>509747937
Large amount of capsaicin can make your guts react to it like if it was a toxin, resulting in cramps etc. If you are a complete wuss you might even get hospitalized like those Danish sissies. The thing in the OP (Buldak ramen) got banned in Denmark because of them. But building up a tolerance to it is possible and happens fast.

>>509747541 (OP)
are you one of those faggots that'll have a vindaloo and claim they can't taste the tomato?
buldak x20 sauce is nice, good burn to it, smoky and chickeny, goes great in toasties or on pizza

>>509748397
Buldak isnt banned in Denmark, dont believe everything you read.

>>509747541 (OP)
The ones from this brand available here weren't too hot going in but smoked my asshole

>>509747937
Man I went to this Korean restaurant in London once. Shit was SO good and I don't remember what I got.
When I got back to the hotel, I ended up getting the worst shits of my life and I could smell it coming out of my pores. I had to shower 3 times because I felt so dirty.

>>509747541 (OP)
>pain->endorphins
/thread

>>509747541 (OP)
This is barely food. I'm sure the salt content is insane.

>>509748549
https://foedevarestyrelsen.dk/nyheder/pressemeddelelser/2024/jun/ekstremt-staerke-nudler-kan-give-akut-forgiftningsfare-advarer-foedevarestyrelsen

As I hear the ban has been lifted since, but still.

>>509748743
3G salt pr 100G, its insane that I eat 3-4 a week of these.

>>509747541 (OP)
No it's an actual flavor, every type of pepper has it's own flavor. Those korean noodles are stupid though, a byproduct of their retarded superficial society, they simply exist as a form of hazing for their cucked men.

>>509748786
There never was a ban, its just the food administration bitching like usual.

>>509747541 (OP)
It's not that hot, unfortunately, the underlying flavor is rather crap.

>>509747638
this desu senpai