>washing machine broke down
>Car brokedown
>Ant in invasion in my house
>Rainstorm washed out my little plants in the garden
>Insomnia

What's next?

>>509749928 (OP)
burglar

>>509749928 (OP)
a mysterious rash

5/7 plagues

You're gonna stub your toe. Put on socks immediately and take 2000mg of NAC. Thank me later.

>>509749928 (OP)
rape

>>509749928 (OP)
at least you have not run out of weed

>>509749928 (OP)
Migraine.

>>509749928 (OP)
Worse it will just get worse this 3rd dimension is hell

>>509749928 (OP)

this is all i hear when i talk to my friends who bought houses. Followed by "nah, can't hang this week either". ffs, a starter house fucking ruins your life it seems, maybe when they're 50 they build up some equity though.

>>509749928 (OP)
Ass worms

>>509749928 (OP)
AIDS

>>509749928 (OP)
>Ant in invasion in my house
This doesn't happen unless you live in extreme squalor and filth like a jeet

>>509750528
Yep, and they have a mile long list of repairs to work on if they ever get the funds to do so. Then what happens when the bitch up and leaves you with an empty house, after all the work you put into it?

>>509749928 (OP)
Tinnitus

>>509749928 (OP)
Nervous breakdown

>>509749928 (OP)
I just got an asian girl who likes sitting on my face.

>>509749928 (OP)
niggers could move in next door?

>>509749928 (OP)
Youtube will teach you how to fix your washing machine and car. Ants can be killed with sugar syrup mixed with boric acid. Replant your garden if the weather permits. Take magnesium and eat eggs for supper to sleep. A glass of warm milk will help as well.

>>509750528
Go help them work on their house. It is a fine male bonding activity.
>>509750604
If you still have the house after she leaves, count yourself very lucky. Find a friend who needs a place to stay and move him in for a small rent and help with work on the house.
We need friends, and friends take effort. Help your friends, and be sure they hang out with you regularly while you help them.

>>509750755
Oh come on nigger, nobody here is fixing their appliances. Go back to /DIY/

>>509749928 (OP)
Vacation?

>>509749928 (OP)
>washing machine broke down
watch youtube videos on how to fix it.
>Car brokedown
happened to me lots of times. Fix it yourself or take to mechanic.
>Ant in invasion in my house
wash the countertop, avoid dropping sugary things, and put ant bait gel around area or ant spray in the cracks they're entering from.
>Rainstorm washed out my little plants in the garden
gardening is for women. That was God's way of telling your to build things out of wood instead.
>Insomnia
tire yourself out throughout the day and take melatonin if needed. If that doesn't work then try sleeping pills.

>>509750299
>dude weed 420 lol
hurr hurr hurr

>>509749928 (OP)

>>509749928 (OP)
this is my life in recent years. after 30, it was all downhill. in a single year: my fiancee took my son and left me, my car's engine blew up, i lost my apartment, almost lost my job because i was told my behavior (depression) was unacceptable, i got very sick and broke my jaw.
i have only one thing keeping me alive- my son.
it just never stops and i don't know what i did to deserve having life rape the shit out of my and piss on my broken body.
i want to end it. i hate this place so much. all hope has been siphoned out of me.
but just tie up the boot straps and suck it up hahahahHAHAHAHA

>>509749928 (OP)
All devouring swarm of sparrows

>>509749928 (OP)
My windowsill was an ant graveyard. I could sometimes watch the worker ants dispose of dead ants there. No idea where they were coming from.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrophoresis

>>509749928 (OP)
The slovak kike with serb flag arrives to spam your thread

>>509749928 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9II-R7DDzGk

Try this gypsy, it won't fix your car but you will feel better.

>>509749928 (OP)
Statistically speaking, that means a good luck streak is near.

>>509749928 (OP)
a pair of jeans that fit just right

>What's next?
Gypsies

>>509749928 (OP)
pride parade

>>509753433
i have been on a bad luck spiral for about 4, almost 5 years now. and i mean the kind of luck that should not be statistically possible. i don't think it's coming. there has to be an option (an hero lol) for people that just get fucked hard by life for extended periods of time.

>>509749928 (OP)
Jews.

>>509754784
You can have a good luck streak but you will never make it in the end, it will just make things slightly better for a while all the while fueling you with false hope as you start to believe the luck streak is the new normal and will last forever. Eventually life slowly passes you by as you fail to reach most milestones.

>>509755865
so, just end it?

>>509749928 (OP)
A great resurgence!

>>509756332
No, but just listen to this song first:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9II-R7DDzGk