Anonymous
ID: kkYdULV2
7/7/2025, 8:00:39 PM No.509758595
Lets discuss the benefits of nature worship, perhaps something along the lines of worshipping a tree?
Benefits of worshipping a tree: Useful for saving your life in the event of a catastrophic flood.
Cons of worshipping a tree: Tree is unable to guilt people into paying taxes.
Now, let us examine the pros and cons of desert religions.
Benefits of desert religion: ?????
Cons:
- No trees in the desert.
- Despite being able to walk on water, god does nothing to avert a children's camp (devoted to him, no less) from drowning in water.
Who would win in a contest of usefulness? A tree, or cheesus christ?
Let us discuss in earnest. There will be no trolling tolerated, in this thread.
Benefits of worshipping a tree: Useful for saving your life in the event of a catastrophic flood.
Cons of worshipping a tree: Tree is unable to guilt people into paying taxes.
Now, let us examine the pros and cons of desert religions.
Benefits of desert religion: ?????
Cons:
- No trees in the desert.
- Despite being able to walk on water, god does nothing to avert a children's camp (devoted to him, no less) from drowning in water.
Who would win in a contest of usefulness? A tree, or cheesus christ?
Let us discuss in earnest. There will be no trolling tolerated, in this thread.