>Save up enough money to last about 6 months
>Numb my brain on netflix for about 6 months or untill money runs out
>kill myself

So whats you're retirement plan?

>>509762038 (OP)
How do you plan on killing yourself

>>509762038 (OP)
It's good to take your retirement in installments, but don't kill yourself and even more, don't watch Netflix.

>>509762038 (OP)
Go on a World Trip while maxing out all credit cards then disappear in a shithole country with Bitcoin.

>>509762038 (OP)
I don't plan on retiring.

>>509762248
Jump off the severn bridge onto a car park.

Ive been there, its about 50m drop.

Why not just enlist then

>>509762577
I've considered it, not sure if its something I want to do with all the running and shit.

>>509762753
You die or youre set for life

>>509762753
On the bright side, you'd get super fit and get to shoot some guns.

>>509762038 (OP)
Same

>>509762753
>50m freefall
:o
>50m run
:|

>>509762038 (OP)
I was a wastoid until i turned 30, zero [0] $ saved
Finally figured out it was high time to quit fucking around
Got a job, started an ira, roth ira, 403b7
Worked like a gov’t mule & saved like a jew
Retired after 20yrs of doing this
It’s getting harder to do, but it still can be done

>>509762038 (OP)
basically the same, but im gonna have a million dollars left over and need to find the best charity where it doesnt help america or israel

>>509762038 (OP)
Kill myself if I don’t get approved for disability and when I lose my healthcare

>>509764427
bullshit