Immigrant here. Where's my $1000 Trump promised me so I can leave?

You have to get the cbp app

>>509763378
Will I have to pay tax and tip too?

>>509762641 (OP)
After this Epstein shit, I'm ready to take that grand and go to Germany or Ireland. But just like that $5,000 doge rebate, this is also a lie.

>>509765129
>After this Epstein shit, I'm ready to take that grand and go to Germany or Ireland. But just like that $5,000 doge rebate, this is also a lie.
Europe won't take you unless you're a multimillionaire or have a rare skill that they need. It's very hard to get into Europe if you aren't a brown migrant.

>>509762641 (OP)
I think you get a little snack bag too anon, sandwich, candy bar, capri-sun, napkin, just head down to your local ICE center and introduce yourself to one of their Proud staff members

>>509765243
>have a rare skill
I can wrench on cars, I think that qualifies as a rare skill in 2025.

>>509762641 (OP)
it's hidden in your old house in your home country. Quick go find it!