What do people do in the christian heaven?

worship god i would imagine

>>509772156 (OP)
orgies

worship jews i would imagine

>>509772156 (OP)
racemix and worship the king of jews probably

>>509772156 (OP)
enjoy the luxuries of chinese culture

>>509772156 (OP)
What is the source of joy in Heaven?

Here is an excerpt from 'Visions of Heaven and Hell' by John Bunyan.
This is a description of the joys of heaven that was given to him by the prophet Elijah in a vision.

>When the soul and body are both happy as mine now are, I count it a complete state of happiness.
>Throughout all the coming ages of eternity it is the soul and body joined together in the blessed resurrection state that shall receive this happiness.
>But concerning the object of our happiness, which is the ever adorable and blessed God, our vision of Him is forever new.

>For as the divine perfections are infinite, nothing less than eternity can be sufficient to display the Glory.
>This makes our happiness eternally added to, as well as our knowledge of Him to be eternally progressive also.

>Therefore, the Apostle Paul said,'No eye as seen and no ear heard, nor has it entered into the heart of man to conceive what God has prepared for those who love Him.

>>509772156 (OP)
The Christian heaven? You sit around in white hospital gowns and bang your head off a book and worship some kind of hell raiser leviathan higher being that tortures you for it's amusement with niggers and spics for all eternity

>>509772156 (OP)
Heaven seems mundane across most religions.

sit and stare at each other like this

send their money to sheol

>>509772156 (OP)

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>>509772463
Dunno anon, kinda sounds like a load of horseshit to me

>>509772156 (OP)
There will be a new heaven and a new earth anon. I imagine that ill still peruse similar hobbies with my people. But in the new creation, the presence of sin (and thus suffering) will be completely cast out.

>>509772562
Kek it never ends

>>509772156 (OP)
Do a piss down to North America? Who knows.

>>509772156 (OP)
it doesn't exist. every instance that refers to anyone going to heaven is either allegorical, or misunderstood (elijah going into heaven - meant the sky/flying). paul made it clear everyone died. and every instance in the bible about death refers to it as sleeping.

it's another bald faced lie that most all christians believe and it's very simple to refute if you actually read the scriptures.

>>509772515
what other (non abrahamic) religion has a heaven that fulfills the same function as the christian one? in east asia the "heaven" is more like the realm of gods where they do their politics and shit and not so much a place where dead souls go

>>509772156 (OP)
Same as on earth. Worship jews as their obedient goyim slaves.

you can explore space and shit and live in a house with many rooms and fly to space and see space and then live 4ever seeing space

>>509772156 (OP)
Waiting Christ to return from earth

>>509772156 (OP)
Sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZDifMHHSrU&t=3s

>>509773069
that's been retconned

>>509772156 (OP)
My heaven is the computer room. Getting unlimited fun and income from the compy, in a way that doesn't break the systems involved, and without zero sum economics.

>>509772404
Faggot atheist who puts race over God
>>509772497
Faggot atheist who puts race over God
>>509772642
Correct
>>509772813
Legit retarded
>>509772863
Retard atheist who can’t differentiate a Talmudic Jew from an Old Testament jew

>>509773427
Kek

>>509773427
nigger lol

>>509773530
Hungarian mutts aren’t white.

Go eat some dog You slant eyed chink

>>509773484
These retards will burn in hell for putting race over God and then whine why didn’t I believe.

Fucking morons who don’t know anything about religion and just want God to be a genie. These people are evil and satanic

>>509773611
>t.

>>509773676
nigger lol

>>509772156 (OP)
Wait to die again and go to an even better heaven after that one. Heaven has its own next level jewish bible where you worship God's jewish god (which is a penis sculpture in a boogie woogie mask)

>>509773427
>Faggot atheist who puts race over God
>>>509772497 #
>Faggot atheist who puts race over God
Many Christians on this board do the same. I bet you don't call them out though

>>509773611
>Hungarian mutts aren’t white
Why does that matter?

>>509772156 (OP)
Learn to play the harp and suffer from chronic backaches from sleeping on clouds.

Nothing, people don’t generally go to heaven.
You are talking about ancient memes.
You will however find yourself not entering the kingdom of heaven, but that’s a different thing. And you are not getting in so you don’t need to know.

>>509773676
go kiss nigger feet already, christbitch

>>509773769
Shut up Poo.

>>509772156 (OP)
You ever take a bunch of Adderal and just goon for 12 hours straight?
It's like that. Only you're gooning for God.

>>509773979
>my feet
Stinky idiot.

>>509772642
>my people
Your people meaning Whites, or all the niggers

>>509772156 (OP)

We have orgies with virgins and eat never-ending kebabs.

>>509772156 (OP)
Probably eat a lot. Spend time with family. I can’t think of anything else that’s allowed in their rules
Sounds comfy

>>509772156 (OP)
Chilling, singing, praising, praying, etc.

>>509772156 (OP)
Absolutely fucking nothing

They work.
They work for the kikes just like in this life
Fuck all of you losers.

>>509772156 (OP)
There is no (you) in heaven

>>509772156 (OP)
Ping pong

>>509772156 (OP)
gay sex

>>509774221
explain

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>>509773979
I’m Coptic orthodox from armenia you dumbfucks.
>>509773841
These people reject Christ as a whole and they will pay simple as that.

Notice how orthodox or catholic faith makes fedora tipping /pol/ fags seethe.

The Coptic Orthodox Church for the win

>>509773935
>And you are not getting in so you don’t need to know.

>“But woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you shut up the kingdom of heaven against men; for you neither go in yourselves, nor do you allow those who are entering to go in.

>>509774334
>I'm a nigger from africa
yeah we know

>>509774334
>Notice how orthodox or catholic faith makes fedora tipping /pol/ fags seethe.
Not really, no lol

>>509774063
Literally free from sin. cannot wait
>>509773935
what are you a gnostic?
>>509774042
well, I'm white; you forget that Christ redeems. A nigger is not ontologically a nigger. You are just as trash without Christ, just in your own retarded phenotypical way. Pride is sin anon

>>509774235
>german
checked

I don't know and I doubt I'll find out.

>>509774457
>white
Can't even capitalize properly
I'm sure Christ will love you, when you are too prideful to even acknowledge your own race.
Cheers retard!

>>509774413
Armenians are whiter than Hungarians, chink.

What history does Hungary have other you ugly Mongol niggers being rape babies of Genghis Khan.

My Armenian ancestors revolutionized the world you stupid chink nigger. You should bow to me nigger
>>509774435
Yes it does atheist faggot. The Coptic Orthodox debaters have destroyed any atheist retard such as yourself in any debate.

Armenian history is so beautiful, my ancestors revolutionized the world through Christianity >>509774457
Don’t listen to these atheist faggot demons seething over Christ

>>509773611
'Mart sharter mystery meat from the Cloaca Genitum calling the son of a 1000 years old European nation a mutt, how quaint.

>>509774654
uh oh muttoid meltie

>>509772156 (OP)
Eat freely from the garden of Eden

They still have playstation 2s in heaven and games are very expensive.

>>509772156 (OP)
worship kikes, serve kikes, suck on kike circumcized dicks, that sort of thing, fucking degenerate kikeserving scum

>>509772156 (OP)
your mom

>>509773427
i put the white race over the jewish fake and gay false "god" the archon demon named enlil

>>509773611
whiter than u ja'quavious devon smith-hernandez

>>509774778
Hmm... I'll have to choose wisely.

>>509772156 (OP)
Do what god says what do you think we are all salve under god

>>509774631
wait so what exactly is your problem?... asides from grammar checking people on 4chan without correct punctuation yourself

>>509774334
>I’m Coptic orthodox from armenia you dumbfucks.
great, go back

>The Coptic Orthodox Church for the win
when's the last time you stepped foot in an irl church of your chosen denomination?

>>509772156 (OP)
play pool and checkers with 500,000,000 Nigerian Christians and the odd huwhite boomer

>>509774654
>Yes it does atheist faggot
Not really. You're welcome to your personal feelings and opinions

The reality is that we are in cycles of reincarnation, each cycle being in parallel universe which is copy of previous, but each time it goes worse and worse, for all eternity.

>>509772156 (OP)
rule over the earth

>>509775216
>fails to apprehend that faith is of grace.
"Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven."

>>509774654
>Armenians are whiter than Hungarians, chink.
Hmm
>>509774334
>These people reject Christ as a whole and they will pay simple as that.
Nice self own bud

>>509775147
nigger worshipper lmfao

>>509775441
>coping and seething
don't worry anon, you will enjoy your eternity with your nigger friends, since it's what you want

>>509772552
kek

>>509773427
>puts race over God
yes? lol

>>509772156 (OP)
Some will be singing some will be dancing. The presence of God will fill your entire being. Iirc the 144,000 will have harps.

>>509775600
its basic biblical literacy, mr macfat
Do you think other humans are ontologically different to you?

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>>509775909
Sounds so gay

>>509772156 (OP)
Around 10 a.m they hold competitions for who is the holiest. And noon priests are allowed to fondle as many children as they want. They play games like “name this Jew” and “ how many heathens can you save in 20 minutes?” after their lunch (grill cheese and soup everyday).

>>509776051
>Do you think other humans are ontologically different to you?
is this your first day outside? on the internet?
genuinely asking chink

>>509776053
this is all it is really, they hate Whites.

>>509774334
>I’m Coptic orthodox from armenia you dumbfucks.
There are no Coptic Orthodox Christians in Armenia. That's an Egyptian church. The only Copts in Armenia are there on vacation.

You are some Azeri Turk VPNnigger shitposting as an Armenian.

Coptic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLsgS6z2pgc
Armenian:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD7T1Ub-F3Q&t=80

>>509772156 (OP)
Wake up eat shit sleep repeat forever

>>509772156 (OP)
Return to Unity

You're supposed to worship sky-daddy 24/7 forever and ever. Which is to say you have no free will and become a mindless slave to a sadistic creator figure.
Religion is so fucking stupid.

>>509776457
The horror of sin is obvious anon. But what is your answer? Stop cowering, are you ontologically different to the worst of humanity?

>>509776755
>skydaddy
https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/

I imagine it’s just a bunch of know it alls standing around one upping each other in the most pious voice they can muster saying “ Joesphs said this” and “what Jesus REALLY meant” , “Abraham said that”..and “ dinosaurs and motorcycles are the devils work”

>>509772156 (OP)
There's two Heavens.
There's the spiritual kingdom where you go if you die before the second coming of Christ.
When Christ returns He destroys this earth and replaces it with His own. This is the Kingdom of Heaven where we are both flesh and spirit. The dead are raised and their spirit is glorified with their flesh.
This new earth is similar to this one but without any sorrow, pain, suffering, sin. The wolf will play with the lamb.

>>509772156 (OP)
Play baseball.

Hello retards! Visitid heaven recently and they have wonderful jokes. God sets up metajokes in life that comes along the way. I dont want to spoil your own trip or visit (yes you can also visit and get down to earth again.)

You can choose if you want to help others for some time.

>>509776815
Right, so no reply from >>509776457, coward.
The answer is no, there is no ontological difference. You're as human as the rest of the lot. The only other option you had was to say yes, to which I would reply, What exactly is 'white'? (which while you want to capitalize the word, "white" isn't even a race, you absolute burger-chugging son of your sister chud).
You prove that you are only a parrot. You have no conception of Christ, who he is, what he came to do, and what he has achieved. Read the bible anon. Christ, by his Spirit, civilizes our humanity, period. Turn to Christ, repent, and be transformed. And as a tip, you will not be able to repent until you come to realize that you too can be a subhuman, just like the ones you've been programmed to hate.

>>509776888
Yes. Sky-kike works too.
Cope.

>>509778488
imagine LITERALLY UNIRONICALLY worshippingba sky-gigakike

>>509778271
i think races (ethnoi, nations) are a real category in scripture.

whites would be synonymous with japhethites.
the verse typically used to downplay the ontological reality of these categories i think actually demonstrates they're real and meaningful.
>There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus (Galatians 3:28)
to say there's no jew or gentile outside of the context of soteriology being spoken of here is to say male and female aren't real distinctives either, which we know is false, as other epistles of paul's gives different roles to men and women.

Revelation 7:9 depict the redeemed as being from "every nation tribe people and tongue," not a homogenous mass but a differentiated unity.
Acts 17:26 affirms that God "made from one man every ethnos of mankind to dwell on the earth" meaning ethnic diversity is part of the created order.

if ethnic distinctions are real and creational, (not just cultural constructs) then the attempt to erase ethnic identity (as in liberal cosmopolitanism) is a rebellion against God's ordering of nations (Deuteronomy 32:8, Acts 17:26)
the great commission involves discipling ethnoi, not erasing them.

>>509772156 (OP)
What kind of deity is it that would be capable of creating angels and men to sing his praises, day and night, to all eternity?

>>509779344
some middle management level jewish desert entity with narcissistic personality disorder that somehow successfully psyopped half the planet into believing it to be the Absolute, the creater of all

>>509778880
many goyim are still at the point where they need to outsource their own accountability, it is what it its, what can you do

I WANT TO GO TO THE JAPANESE HEAVEN, Takamagahara. I think i'll avoid Tengoku....unless I don't.

In Heaven, you acclimate to your spiritual self that you forgot through life, and gain superpowers.

You can affect the living, or even kill them. All you have to do to kill someone as a dead person is to twitch the nerves in their heart to induce a heart attack. But it requires a lot of spiritual force to perform, and the Dead have this philosophy that we shouldn't trigger heart attacks in anyone but the elderly to enforce lifespans.

Your future as a SPIRIT reses solely in YOUR FUTURE. Will you follow the other spirits, or do your own thing?

Heaven is union with God, perfection and life everlasting free from sin. It's nature unscathed from pollution and life not destroyed by usury and greed.

>>509780230
>Heaven is union with God

lmao. imagine believing this. God/Christ won't save you from the spirits, which have already rebelled against "God".

All of us are at the mercy of the spirits. We don't have the tools to fight back. Back in the day, we would have Exorcists in Christ shout out "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU" and that would inflict mental damage to the spirits, but we barely have that these days. The spirits have left Christ. The Holy Spirit is next.

>>509780434
Pagan Gods are trademarks of Disney and other than the Holy Spirit the only spirit I care about is gin

>>509779187
I agree with you, anon, there is racial realism. I think we just want to be careful not to push it too far into an ontological discussion (about being). If we say race is ontological, then we would be able to make soteriological clauses, such as, 93.3% above X in race Y cannot be saved.

I get the fatigue... I really do, but we are in a broken world in need of healing. And so, through Christ by his Spirit he has/and is doing this, reconciling humanity (creation) with himself (Creator). By this mystical union in Christ, if indeed one turns to him by faith, our nature is transformed, and continually so, into his likeness.

Every culture and every race has sinful attributes, but every person was created by God and is not destined to disfunction. Other anon thinks he's fundamentally different from those acting degenerate.

>>509780629
The Holy Spirit is on a deathclock, sir.

Kill Bill just had an actor die this morning to a heart attack because I played Clock Tower yesterday.

Fear the spirits. You can't just ignore them. They've been making sure their presence is known.

>>509772373
>>509772404
There's no sex in heaven according to Christ. The beings there are asexual. Probably don't even have genitalia
>For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven. (Matthew 22:30)

>>509772156 (OP)
Canonically? Enjoy the sight of people burning in hell.
Everything else is very vague.

>>509781956
>There's no sex in heaven according to Christ

lmao. explain Amaterasu Omikami's coming out of the cave story without referencing sex, you can't. Ame no Uzume no Mikoto did a lewd gesture to lure Amaterasu out of her cave.

Then you have the story of Izanami and Izanagi who had sex while in japanese heaven and gave birth to deities and the island of japan.

Try to explain this through Christ. Just try.

>>509780898
I am fundamentally different from other races, how fucking retarded are you?
You don't need to answer by the way, I can just tell you aren't White and as such you will get what's coming to you and every other invader.

>>509772562
kek

>>509782126
>I AM A BIG BOY
fren, im so white, you'd follow my lead

Have sex 24/7

>>509781956
>There's no sex in heaven according to Christ
>For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven. (Matthew 22:30)
that's just saying there's no marriage.
the context was even the jews trying to rhetorically trap Him, so extra care needs to be taken in interpreting it.

our preview of our post-resurrected glorified physical forms showed us that we will
>be male or female still (Luke 24:39)
>be able to eat (Luke 24:41-43, Revelation 22:2)
>touch and be touched (Luke 24:39, John 20:27-28, Matthew 28:9)
>make new acquaintances and have new interactions/experiences (Revelation 21:24-26)
>teleportation? (John 20:19,26, Luke 24:31)
>other cool stuff (1 John 3:2)

given that we can eat and enjoy food without starvation being an issue i think demonstrates things will be like they were pre-fall when things were "good," which also included lovey dovey sex.

>>509772156 (OP)
Nothing because it a figment of their imaginations put there by jews and taught to their children at Schools and in society at large, its not hard to delete people that dont put up a defence because muh heaven if you do get murdered. its sick as fuck and it needs to end.

It would be porn with only the upsides and none of the cleanup

>>509781956
>Probably don't even have genitalia
Eunuchs cannot enter into God’s presence unless their body is made whole again
Deuteronomy 23:1

>>509780898
M8 he is not a Christian, he chose an idol. Most pick money or fame or vanity, he chose skin color as his idol

hope there is no niggers there

All they do is play Civilization 3.