>walk down street
>see two heavyset blacks up ahead walking towards me
>cross street
>they cross street
>OH FUCK
>keep walking and look around, pretending not to see them
>"Yo wii boa"
>OH FUCK OH FUCK
>pretend not to hear them
>"Yo wii boa you gotta dolla?"
>look behind you
>see more coming

You guys always like to say "never relax" but what is /pols prescribed manner for dealing with this situation?

>>509787589 (OP)
i always keep a banana in my pocket and that usually distracts them

>>509787589 (OP)
>you didn't mag dump the nigger
Gay larp. Fuck you and your shit story

>>509787589 (OP)
I usually throw my pocket banana to distract them and get away

>>509787589 (OP)
Own a gun.

>>509787589 (OP)
tell them you don't have cash but will buy them sum KFC, yourself

>>509787589 (OP)
Ay wyt boi run yo pockets dis a robbery b

>>509787589 (OP)
Depends on the situation but in your story they're clearly amateurs and not desperate enough.