https://www.reddit.com/r/mapporncirclejerk/comments/1ltpg6e/im_from_the_future_this_is_how_the_2028_us/

>>509791694 (OP)
That Sean Combs fella looks like a right respectful Black man, would be a great addition to the GOP

Why the fuck would we vote for jeets

>>509791748
He's one of the good ones.

>>509791748
Dare I say it, a BASED black man?

>>509791694 (OP)
Both of those African niggers will have committed suicide by then.

>>509791748
Sure does. There’s been some rumors about him gardening uphill (allegedly), but hey, nobody’s perfect. Ol’ puff doggy’s got my vote! Even Salty Joe the farmer sitting in the corner at the local diner raised a glass and said “darn tootin’”

>>509791694 (OP)
So diddy didn't do it?

>>509794300
I don't know, diddy?

>>509791875
(You) wouldn't, jeets vote for jeets though

>>509791694 (OP)
Elon is ineligible.

>>509794344
Why are you asking me you retarded spic, it's your thread

>>509794382
We aren't being jeeted, Ontario is

>>509794397
In 2027 congress passed a constitutional amendment that only dual citizens were eligible.

>>509794521
Ontario is great, Toronto is a world class city. Fucking Alberta fags I swear. Every time I go to Calgary everyone talks shit but Alberta is boring as fuck and you don't have trees.

>>509791694 (OP)
Kanye could ride the anti Israel wave and get the meme vote like Trump 2016. That would really make them shit themselves kek

>>509794522
Kek

>>509791694 (OP)
you have to go back

I am also from the future. Sean combs meteoric rise to the presidential race from poltical obscurity came on the heels of one of his supporters at a televised rally upon having the camera turned on them coming up with an incredibly clever patriotic tune championing his ideals that went ultra viral making sean combs a household name. It was the vitality and catchiness of this song that lead to his poltical group becoming colloquially refered to as the "ditty party".

>>509794727
>meme vote
He'd get the zoomer vote, most of the millennial vote, the pro palestine vote, the anti israel vote, that nigga would be double dipping from both parties big time, I could see that as very plausible. The boomers would never vote for him but every day a few more boomers die

>>509794680
People like to shit on Calgary and Alberta because "hurr durr muh midwest/mountain west", but I've explored the place on Google Maps and always thought those skywalk thingies were cool.

>>509795798
I visited Calgary and the Skywalk was a highlight. Walking from the hotel to the office and then the after-work party in a T-shirt in -25C weather was amazing. Looking down on the wintery roads and not having to deal with that was awesome. It has much less crazies than the PATH in Toronto as well.