Anonymous
ID: bgLKx5G6
7/8/2025, 10:47:35 AM No.509815531
>John Deere bails on America
>Trump 2025 goes full America First
After John Deere moves ops overseas, Trump declares their exit a threat to national security and U.S. food supply. He uses emergency powers (Defense Production Act, eminent domain) to seize all abandoned U.S.-based factories, tech, patents, and land. Boom no more Deere in the States.
Rebrands it as “Rehone Tractors” (an anagram of John Deere symbolic, based), fully owned by the U.S. government but run privately like a public-private company. Basically MAGA tractors.
Foreign John Deere still exists globally, but can’t sell in the U.S. anymore — blocked by tariffs, IP disputes, or import bans. Meanwhile, Rehone picks up where Deere left off, supplying American farmers, building U.S. jobs, and protecting critical ag infrastructure.
>They abandoned us. We retooled. We Rehone’d them..
Deere cries to the WTO. Trump tells them to pound sand. American farmers get a new tractor company built for the people, by the people.
>Trump 2025 goes full America First
After John Deere moves ops overseas, Trump declares their exit a threat to national security and U.S. food supply. He uses emergency powers (Defense Production Act, eminent domain) to seize all abandoned U.S.-based factories, tech, patents, and land. Boom no more Deere in the States.
Rebrands it as “Rehone Tractors” (an anagram of John Deere symbolic, based), fully owned by the U.S. government but run privately like a public-private company. Basically MAGA tractors.
Foreign John Deere still exists globally, but can’t sell in the U.S. anymore — blocked by tariffs, IP disputes, or import bans. Meanwhile, Rehone picks up where Deere left off, supplying American farmers, building U.S. jobs, and protecting critical ag infrastructure.
>They abandoned us. We retooled. We Rehone’d them..
Deere cries to the WTO. Trump tells them to pound sand. American farmers get a new tractor company built for the people, by the people.
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