Why did he do it?

>>509825077 (OP)
He had information that would lead to the arrest of Hilary Clinton. Many such cases.

>>509825077 (OP)
the gnomes told him to do it

hmm that gives me an idea. bye frens.

>>509825077 (OP)
Imagine waiting for hours at an airport and finally getting called to board your plane. You take your seat and breathe a sigh of relief, but then you hear an explosion and look out the window to discover that some faggot jumped into one of the engines and splattered himself all over the tarmac, destroying the turbine in the process. You're then told to get off the plane and wait until the next day while they close the runways to investigate the incident.
What an inconsiderate faggot.

>>509826414
Fuck I am going to be late.
Mr. Noseberg won't like this.

>>509825077 (OP)
He was on the e-list.

>>509825077 (OP)
to get to the other side

>>509826414
This wouldn't close the runways. This would have had to have happened on the ramp area.

If you want to die, why not do something hilarious and bizarre? If I could choose how to die I'd like to jump off a building into helicopter blades so my chunks would rain down on the people below.

>>509828755
It’s raining men.

>>509828755
I'd steal the plane and fly around and then crash it, in honor of Skyking.

>>509826414
I hate when that happens

>>509828755
That would be logistically impossible.

>>509826414
You know they didn't just hear it. The whole plane rocked and shook for a moment like when you first turn on the blender.

It was an Indian taking an epic selfie

>>509825077 (OP)
Ruin a multimillion dollar aircraft and lose hundreds of thousands in repairs and lost revenue with ONE ACTION
I can't think of a more based way to go

I hope the PACs weren't on. Oh wait, they were, sucks to be in the cabin at the time.

guys, don't do this, we will need kamikaze squads in the upcoming war against the zog

>>509828755
>want to an hero in spectacular fashion
>one shot
>don't want to miss
>go to sky diving school
>fuck it's expensive
>get a good job
>pay for it
>learn to sky dive
>make some acquaintances
>some extra money leftover
>hey anon want to go to place and skydive?
>why not
>life starts to improve marginally
>make friends
>graduate and start learning glide suits
>impress a girl with a niche "hobby"
>graduate glide school
>track helicopter flight patterns in city
>pick day, time, and place
>go to top of building
>here comes the mobile human blender
>time to jump
nah.

>>509825498
Yeah, that's a quick and clever way to die

>>509825077 (OP)
It's beginning

>>509829723
Too based for a memeflaggot

>>509825077 (OP)
https://www.lbc.co.uk/world-news/milan-airport-person-ingested-plane-engine/

Link because OP sucks cock.

>>509825077 (OP)
>Why did he do it?

Probably sounded funnier in his head. You're on this site, you know how it is.

>>509825077 (OP)
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES

>>509825077 (OP)
That's "weird." Why did "he do that"?

>>509826414
God i hate suicide fags

>>509830112
>>509825498
Quite painful, there are ways when you just fall asleep.

But I would gladly watch it.

I know the feel sometimes

>>509825077 (OP)
He said,
>if it's boeing it's how I'm going

>>509826414
I would be mad for being right next to it and not seeing it.

>>509825077 (OP)
i hope it was that ginger noel faggot that uses his youtube airplane reviews to hide his faggotry.