>be Russian
>shit economy directly caused by Putin
>having bills volunteers you to sign for a contract
>1 week training if you're lucky
>Yusup Magomedov is already filling your wife's gaps
>get a tactical moped
>turn into confetti by Ukrainian hottie having a pumpkin spice frappe
>the barely recognisable parts of what you were thrown onto a tree and hang like a garland
>no payment to your family because there's not much left of you to confirm you're not a banderite homonazi Jewish trans defector
Does anyone else feel pity for these poor souls?

Good morning sir how your life in your brownland?

>>509827935 (OP)
Russian men are brave and nit afraid to die unlike you tranny without any purpose in life bedsides gooning

>>509828074
this u?

>>509828074
You tell me

>>509828074
Or vey

>>509827935 (OP)
that's a man

sounds like they're shipping out all their half ital ptelemetic cossack bolsheviks to do war with the jew.
Hail the Conquering Heroes.

>>509828222
holy fuck at least russians had churkas since 17th century and are 83% yet you guys who are a fucking island are at 87%. Stones from glass houses etc etc